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Posted: 3/27/2021 2:37:40 PM EST
A trans woman said she was stopped by airport security after scanners flagged her body parts as 'an anomaly'



"Going through the scanner, there's a male scanner and a female scanner in the TSA checkpoint - and, looking at me, you know, I look like a woman and I am a woman," Montoya said in the TikTok.

"But, going through the scanner, I always have an 'anomaly' between my legs that sets off the alarm."
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Reads like an Onion article

Edit: I should mention that the naked body scanners are horrific privacy violations and I actually side with the trans person here. Fuck the TSA.
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 2:39:38 PM EST
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Link Posted: 3/27/2021 2:40:42 PM EST
[#2]
Change the lines to "have dick" and "don't have dick".
Problem solved.
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 2:40:52 PM EST
[#3]
Hot
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 2:42:37 PM EST
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A trans woman said she was stopped by airport security after scanners flagged her body parts as 'an anomaly'

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/CbV.w7WnhgEDBQOn5szTEg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTcwNTtoPTUyOC43NTtjZj13ZWJw/https://s.yimg.com/uu/api/res/1.2/_xD0eHEzrmV3qu6foBlJ3Q--~B/aD0xMjQyO3c9MTY1NjthcHBpZD15dGFjaHlvbg--/https://media.zenfs.com/en/insider_articles_922/61e430355b5dcae837cbd02e33eb3c94

"Going through the scanner, there's a male scanner and a female scanner in the TSA checkpoint - and, looking at me, you know, I look like a woman and I am a woman," Montoya said in the TikTok.

"But, going through the scanner, I always have an 'anomaly' between my legs that sets off the alarm."
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Reads like an Onion article

Edit: I should mention that the naked body scanners are horrific privacy violations and I actually side with the trans person here. Fuck the TSA.
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Agreed, you should see the way I get eyed up by the female agents after going through, like I'm just a gigantic piece of meat.
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 2:42:53 PM EST
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He should just whip it out and helicopter through the line
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 2:42:59 PM EST
[#6]
Dick or dickless- simple.
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 2:44:22 PM EST
[#7]
Man up and cut it off!  Problem solved.
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 2:44:28 PM EST
[#8]
Suck my anomaly!
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 2:45:14 PM EST
[#9]
Mental health problems can make it difficult to live a normal life.
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 2:46:20 PM EST
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This right here. Stop half assing and make it happen!
Or is it trans just for attention?
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 2:47:42 PM EST
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Suck my anomaly!
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Actually spit out my drink. Fucking lmao
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 2:49:29 PM EST
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"causes distress and unnecessary pat downs"

Okay so we should assume a terrorist with meat in the female line is just a trans and not pat them down?

Welp I found a loophole everyone! You get one meat sized anything-you-want on the plane, no questions asked!

Link Posted: 3/27/2021 2:51:12 PM EST
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Link Posted: 3/27/2021 2:52:30 PM EST
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I ain't gonna lie, that's a sexy dude.
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 2:52:30 PM EST
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When I was growing up, all the trannies looked like RuPaul.

Now it's scary how well some of them pass.

I feel bad for boys growing up in this fucked up world.
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 2:53:35 PM EST
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When I was growing up, all the trannies looked like RuPaul.

Now it's scary how well some of them pass.

I feel bad for boys growing up in this fucked up world.
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When I was growing up, all the trannies looked like RuPaul.

Now it's scary how well some of them pass.

I feel bad for boys growing up in this fucked up world.


Yeah no shit....eh.

Working in the hotel you run across a plethora of guests. These days it's not one thing that you can tell. It's being able to spot all the little things that add up in order to know if they are a trans woman.

There's a myriad of meds and procedures that are really inexpensive available these days.

Harmone therapy, then surgery to shave down the larynx, while you are there they perform feminization laryngoplasty for the pitch of the voice, then, you have fat removed from your abdomen and injected into your hips/buts, then boob/butt implants, they do a little jaw line work, the electrolosis, the really only thing I have not seen yet is that they haven't figured out a way to fix the wrist to hand width ratio that a XY man is born with.
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 2:57:16 PM EST
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Got a dick? Then you're a male.

If you wanna be a woman fine, but cut your dick off. You're NOT a woman until you have a roast beef sandwich between your legs.

Link Posted: 3/27/2021 2:58:25 PM EST
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Got a dick? Then you're a male.

If you wanna be a woman fine, but cut your dick off. You're NOT a woman until you have a roast beef sandwich between your legs.

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its a masculine clitoris sir
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 2:58:37 PM EST
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Mental illness
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 2:59:35 PM EST
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Mental health problems can make it difficult to live a normal life.
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Link Posted: 3/27/2021 2:59:52 PM EST
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It's sad when men look better than half of the women especially the SJW's out there.


fuckin elle oh elle

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I ain't gonna lie, that's a sexy dude.
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Link Posted: 3/27/2021 3:00:58 PM EST
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Change the lines to "have dick" and "don't have dick".
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The fake tits set off the alarm in the "have dick" line  LOL.

This shit gets funnier every day.
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 3:01:09 PM EST
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Yeah no shit....eh.

Working in the hotel you run across a plethora of guests. These days it's not one thing that you can tell. It's being able to spot all the little things that add up in order to know if they are a trans woman.

There's a myriad of meds and procedures that are really inexpensive available these days.

Harmone therapy, then surgery to shave down the larynx, while you are there they perform feminization laryngoplasty for the pitch of the voice, then, you have fat removed from your abdomen and injected into your hips/buts, then boob/butt implants, they do a little jaw line work, the electrolosis, the really only thing I have not seen yet is that they haven't figured out a way to fix the wrist to hand width ratio that a XY man is born with.
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big hands.  long fingers.
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 3:01:21 PM EST
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It's sad when men look better than half of the women especially the SJW's out there.


fuckin elle oh elle

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/44/f1/12/44f11200cd65b20a43031b8940ecd3ce.jpg
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the bohemian cock dance is also acceptable
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 3:01:40 PM EST
[#31]
Rosalynne Montoya just set Arfcom ablaze. Queue the woodscrew.gif’s.
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 3:04:00 PM EST
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A trans woman said she was stopped by airport security after scanners flagged her body parts as 'an anomaly'

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/CbV.w7WnhgEDBQOn5szTEg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTcwNTtoPTUyOC43NTtjZj13ZWJw/https://s.yimg.com/uu/api/res/1.2/_xD0eHEzrmV3qu6foBlJ3Q--~B/aD0xMjQyO3c9MTY1NjthcHBpZD15dGFjaHlvbg--/https://media.zenfs.com/en/insider_articles_922/61e430355b5dcae837cbd02e33eb3c94

"Going through the scanner, there's a male scanner and a female scanner in the TSA checkpoint - and, looking at me, you know, I look like a woman and I am a woman," Montoya said in the TikTok.

"But, going through the scanner, I always have an 'anomaly' between my legs that sets off the alarm."
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Reads like an Onion article

Edit: I should mention that the naked body scanners are horrific privacy violations and I actually side with the trans person here. Fuck the TSA.
View Quote


The scanners aren't naked body scanners.
When they were first introduced yes, but subsequent software changes after passenger complaints have rendered the image to be something out of a 1980s Dire Straights video
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 3:05:00 PM EST
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big hands.  long fingers.
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Yeah no shit....eh.

Working in the hotel you run across a plethora of guests. These days it's not one thing that you can tell. It's being able to spot all the little things that add up in order to know if they are a trans woman.

There's a myriad of meds and procedures that are really inexpensive available these days.

Harmone therapy, then surgery to shave down the larynx, while you are there they perform feminization laryngoplasty for the pitch of the voice, then, you have fat removed from your abdomen and injected into your hips/buts, then boob/butt implants, they do a little jaw line work, the electrolosis, the really only thing I have not seen yet is that they haven't figured out a way to fix the wrist to hand width ratio that a XY man is born with.
big hands.  long fingers.


yep, but what throws people off is that women who are tall also have hands like that. But, while it's sort of tough to determine the width just by looking at a hand...the thumbs is always a dead give away

Link Posted: 3/27/2021 3:05:01 PM EST
[#34]
Women don't have peckers
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 3:05:09 PM EST
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https://www.instagram.com/rosalynnemontoya/?hl=en
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 3:05:30 PM EST
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yep, but what throws people off is that women who are tall also have hands like that. But, while it's sort of tough to determine the width just by looking at a hand...the thumbs is always a dead give away

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/OdaFkmLSKPBmpUcn4hN729SQO2ujsa25VdmG6h4mRvOIW-IerbUfW7GKMQX4oZ_ihQ5KLtevjx3kk5SRGycMUxDtHQrCnAktYhfFbTyzH_tm2OxGX3XIiI1RgVugUpk
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Yeah no shit....eh.

Working in the hotel you run across a plethora of guests. These days it's not one thing that you can tell. It's being able to spot all the little things that add up in order to know if they are a trans woman.

There's a myriad of meds and procedures that are really inexpensive available these days.

Harmone therapy, then surgery to shave down the larynx, while you are there they perform feminization laryngoplasty for the pitch of the voice, then, you have fat removed from your abdomen and injected into your hips/buts, then boob/butt implants, they do a little jaw line work, the electrolosis, the really only thing I have not seen yet is that they haven't figured out a way to fix the wrist to hand width ratio that a XY man is born with.
big hands.  long fingers.


yep, but what throws people off is that women who are tall also have hands like that. But, while it's sort of tough to determine the width just by looking at a hand...the thumbs is always a dead give away

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/OdaFkmLSKPBmpUcn4hN729SQO2ujsa25VdmG6h4mRvOIW-IerbUfW7GKMQX4oZ_ihQ5KLtevjx3kk5SRGycMUxDtHQrCnAktYhfFbTyzH_tm2OxGX3XIiI1RgVugUpk
damn.  now i want a tall chick with yuge hands.
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 3:05:50 PM EST
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This right here. Stop half assing and make it happen!
Or is it trans just for attention?
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This right here. Stop half assing and make it happen!
Or is it trans just for attention?

Exactly embrace the mental illness completely or shut up about it.  This is what you get when everybody gets a trophy kids don't realize they aren't special until they get older. Then they grasp for anything that makes them think they are.
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 3:05:57 PM EST
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Link Posted: 3/27/2021 3:06:39 PM EST
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Bonus points if trany goes by Emily.

Emily the Anomaly.

Since the nutjob appears to be actually passable, maybe it should wear yoga pants and untuck the pickle so there is a visible cue to screeners on what they are dealing with.

Bonus points for working up a chub of whatever is left after hormones take their toll.
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 3:08:35 PM EST
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LMAO.

That's fucking hilarious.
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damn.  now i want a tall chick with yuge hands.
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Yeah no shit....eh.

Working in the hotel you run across a plethora of guests. These days it's not one thing that you can tell. It's being able to spot all the little things that add up in order to know if they are a trans woman.

There's a myriad of meds and procedures that are really inexpensive available these days.

Harmone therapy, then surgery to shave down the larynx, while you are there they perform feminization laryngoplasty for the pitch of the voice, then, you have fat removed from your abdomen and injected into your hips/buts, then boob/butt implants, they do a little jaw line work, the electrolosis, the really only thing I have not seen yet is that they haven't figured out a way to fix the wrist to hand width ratio that a XY man is born with.
big hands.  long fingers.


yep, but what throws people off is that women who are tall also have hands like that. But, while it's sort of tough to determine the width just by looking at a hand...the thumbs is always a dead give away

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/OdaFkmLSKPBmpUcn4hN729SQO2ujsa25VdmG6h4mRvOIW-IerbUfW7GKMQX4oZ_ihQ5KLtevjx3kk5SRGycMUxDtHQrCnAktYhfFbTyzH_tm2OxGX3XIiI1RgVugUpk
damn.  now i want a tall chick with yuge hands.


well yeah tall chicks with huge hands are where it's at
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 3:13:17 PM EST
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Wait till the new guy gets a load of all the acceptance around here.
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 3:14:11 PM EST
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OP, your title is misleading. That's a dude, not a woman. He is biologically and genetically male and will always be a dude, and there's nothing he can do to change that.

I have already come to terms with the likelihood that I'll die in prison, serving a multiple life sentence for repeated and purposeful misgendering of snowflakes on social media. But I'm just not gonna play that fucking game.
Link Posted: 3/27/2021 3:14:35 PM EST
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It’s a complete Lie, because fat guys have huuuuge breasts, and the no anomalies are detected.
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well yeah tall chicks with huge hands are where it's at
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well yeah tall chicks with huge hands are where it's at
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Link Posted: 3/27/2021 3:18:35 PM EST
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Hey they’re “normal”
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can she palm a basketball?

i'm in.
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