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Posted: 12/11/2013 2:55:04 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/11/2013 2:59:51 PM EDT

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That is awesome

Posted: 12/11/2013 3:03:00 PM EDT

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how in the fuck did somebody figure that out.

Posted: 12/11/2013 3:20:50 PM EDT

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Rost my ass off.

Posted: 12/11/2013 3:23:09 PM EDT

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Nah, just press "a" for a few seconds and let it ago - new hats each time...

Posted: 12/11/2013 3:23:41 PM EDT

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That is awesome

i think I'm doing it wrong, what is supposed to happen. it shows me beyonce with a vegan ad

Posted: 12/11/2013 3:24:35 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/11/2013 3:24:58 PM EDT

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That is awesome

i think I'm doing it wrong, what is supposed to happen. it shows me beyonce with a vegan ad

Use your arrow keys.

Posted: 12/11/2013 3:26:12 PM EDT

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They probably saw the code for it on the site.

Posted: 12/11/2013 3:26:24 PM EDT

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That is awesome

i think I'm doing it wrong, what is supposed to happen. it shows me beyonce with a vegan ad

Use your arrow keys.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

Posted: 12/11/2013 3:27:23 PM EDT

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Infinite number of monkeys neckbeards typing.

Posted: 12/11/2013 3:30:14 PM EDT

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Awesome!

What other sites have the Konami code?

Answered my own question.

http://konamicodesites.com/

Posted: 12/11/2013 3:31:23 PM EDT

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LoL what in the blue fuck is this.

Posted: 12/11/2013 3:33:22 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/11/2013 3:55:28 PM EDT

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Is this something I should NOT do on a government computer/.mil connection?

Posted: 12/11/2013 3:59:02 PM EDT

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Is this something I should NOT do on a government computer/.mil connection?

It's safe.

Posted: 12/11/2013 4:08:06 PM EDT

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It's right there in the source of a JS file:
http://d3u12z27ui3vom.cloudfront.net/Build-Vogue-vg-shows2013/2411-cbce3cdac263/logic/site.v2.group.generated.js


$(function () {

    // konami code - up up down down left right left right b a

    var code1 = String.fromCharCode(38, 38, 40, 40, 37, 39, 37, 39, 66, 65);

    var code2 = String.fromCharCode(38, 38, 40, 40, 37, 39, 37, 39, 65, 66);

    var codeBuffer = "";

    $(document).keyup(function (e) {

        codeBuffer += String.fromCharCode(e.which);

        if (code1.substring(0, codeBuffer.length) == codeBuffer) {

            if (code1.length == codeBuffer.length) {

                toggle1();

                codeBuffer = String.fromCharCode(38, 38, 40, 40, 37, 39, 37, 39, 66);

            }

        } else if (code2.substring(0, codeBuffer.length) == codeBuffer) {

            if (code2.length == codeBuffer.length) {

                toggle2();

                codeBuffer = "";

            }

        } else {

            codeBuffer = "";

        }

    });



    function toggle1() {

        if ($("body").raptorize) {

            $("body").raptorize();

        } else {

            $("head").append('<script src="/_/logic/jquery.raptorize.1.0.js?'+Math.random()+'"></script>');

        }

    }



    function toggle2() {

        window.DEBUG_FLAG = !window.DEBUG_FLAG;

        window.DEBUG_FILTER_INCLUDE = null;

        window.DEBUG_FILTER_EXCLUDE = null;

        window.DEBUG_TO_CONSOLE = false;

        window.logInited=true;



        updateConsoleVisibility();

    }

});

How could you miss that?

Posted: 12/11/2013 4:08:35 PM EDT

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Is this something I should NOT do on a government computer/.mil connection?

It's safe.

Absolute worst case scenario is they might think you're

for checking out Vogue.

Posted: 12/11/2013 4:17:37 PM EDT

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Ahh, you need the initial Konami code to activate it, but once you do so just hitting A for a few seconds will re-activate it, with a new hat...

Posted: 12/11/2013 4:33:06 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/11/2013 4:43:07 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/11/2013 4:48:05 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/11/2013 4:49:41 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/11/2013 5:23:24 PM EDT

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I'm just gonna keep telling myself that Mrs. Claus has hairy legs and man-feet otherwise I may never be able to look Santa in the face again.

It is cold up north...

Posted: 12/11/2013 5:40:05 PM EDT

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I'm just gonna keep telling myself that Mrs. Claus has hairy legs and man-feet otherwise I may never be able to look Santa in the face again.

It is cold up north...

You ever wondered how Santa comes down a hot chimney...

TRG

Posted: 12/11/2013 5:44:07 PM EDT

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I'm just gonna keep telling myself that Mrs. Claus has hairy legs and man-feet otherwise I may never be able to look Santa in the face again.

It is cold up north...

Yeah, gotta keep them dicks warm somehow.

Posted: 12/11/2013 6:01:34 PM EDT

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That man definitely knows turtles.

Posted: 12/11/2013 6:48:51 PM EDT

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Okay, I raffed.

Posted: 12/11/2013 7:00:43 PM EDT

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Nothing will happen.

Stories like that fall on deaf ears.

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Nothing will happen.

Stories like that fall on deaf ears.

TRG

Signs of the times.

Posted: 12/11/2013 7:02:11 PM EDT

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Infinite number of monkeys neckbeards typing.

As far as I'm concerned, you now own The Internet.

Posted: 12/11/2013 7:03:27 PM EDT

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TRG

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I'm just gonna keep telling myself that Mrs. Claus has hairy legs and man-feet otherwise I may never be able to look Santa in the face again.

It is cold up north...

You ever wondered how Santa comes down a hot chimney...

TRG

Posted: 12/11/2013 7:07:58 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/11/2013 8:44:01 PM EDT

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http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_614_21-awesome-real-easter-eggs-hidden-internet/

Not that page but one other (plus other cool Easter eggs)

Posted: 12/11/2013 9:22:54 PM EDT

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That is awesome

i think I'm doing it wrong, what is supposed to happen. it shows me beyonce with a vegan ad

Use your arrow keys.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

Epic!

Posted: 12/11/2013 9:28:51 PM EDT

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Finally, I see it. I was focused on his ankle - not his crotch.

ETA- an now that I see the name of the .gif, it's pretty obvious.

Posted: 12/11/2013 10:06:57 PM EDT

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Credit member Zenvo from Out of the mouths of babes thread

Posted: 12/11/2013 10:09:21 PM EDT

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It turns out that deep down inside, everyone is just a big dick.

Posted: 12/11/2013 10:14:49 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/11/2013 10:22:35 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/11/2013 10:28:39 PM EDT

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TRG

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I'm just gonna keep telling myself that Mrs. Claus has hairy legs and man-feet otherwise I may never be able to look Santa in the face again.

It is cold up north...

You ever wondered how Santa comes down a hot chimney...

TRG

Preparation H puts the fire out!

Posted: 12/11/2013 11:03:37 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:37:29 AM EDT

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Here

Pretty cool video, but the funny part is in the comments....

Posted: 12/12/2013 12:40:10 AM EDT

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Posted: 12/12/2013 12:45:15 AM EDT

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i totally rost to this one.

Posted: 12/12/2013 12:47:42 AM EDT

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Is that what they call the 7th inning stretch?

Posted: 12/12/2013 12:47:54 AM EDT

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Whoever did that deserves a severe beating.

Posted: 12/12/2013 12:48:04 AM EDT

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i totally rost to this one.

Same here.

Posted: 12/12/2013 12:52:42 AM EDT

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An oldie but goodie, right click view image to see it (very) full size:

Posted: 12/12/2013 1:36:29 AM EDT

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Posted: 12/12/2013 1:37:07 AM EDT

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And another one:

An Argument for the Oxford Comma

posted by BRENDAN KILEY on WED, MAR 17, 2010 at 3:15 PM

This description, published in The Times, of a documentary by Peter Ustinov:

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... highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector.

http://www.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2010/03/17/an-argument-for-the-oxford-comma

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