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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:23:33 AM EST
[#1]
In on 2.
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:24:57 AM EST
[#2]
I'd never be taken alive, I'd kill myself before I surrendered.
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:26:12 AM EST
[#3]
You've been able to find cute women in tindr?
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:26:34 AM EST
[#4]
It'shappening.jpg
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:27:28 AM EST
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It'shappening.jpg <a href="http://s775.photobucket.com/user/jonousa223/media/FFC83D72-BB14-42CE-B2D9-BE1A64EAA7DD_zpshua9im5y.png.html" target="_blank">http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/yy34/jonousa223/FFC83D72-BB14-42CE-B2D9-BE1A64EAA7DD_zpshua9im5y.png</a> E-FUCKING-JECT |
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:27:45 AM EST
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Why kind of fucking name is Phallan? It's code for "has phallus" |
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:28:39 AM EST
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It'shappening.jpg <a href="http://s775.photobucket.com/user/jonousa223/media/FFC83D72-BB14-42CE-B2D9-BE1A64EAA7DD_zpshua9im5y.png.html" target="_blank">http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/yy34/jonousa223/FFC83D72-BB14-42CE-B2D9-BE1A64EAA7DD_zpshua9im5y.png</a> Stick your dipstick in it just once. Then you can always go back for a lay guaranteed |
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:28:41 AM EST
[#8]
And on the phalan front..
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:29:24 AM EST
[#9]
Bean or no beans!!!
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:30:31 AM EST
[#10]
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Stick your dipstick in it just once. Then you can always go back for a lay guaranteed Quote HistoryQuoted:
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It'shappening.jpg <a href="http://s775.photobucket.com/user/jonousa223/media/FFC83D72-BB14-42CE-B2D9-BE1A64EAA7DD_zpshua9im5y.png.html" target="_blank">http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/yy34/jonousa223/FFC83D72-BB14-42CE-B2D9-BE1A64EAA7DD_zpshua9im5y.png</a> Stick your dipstick in it just once. Then you can always go back for a lay guaranteed Knock her up on the first date and you won't have to worry about birthcontrol for the next 9 months |
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:30:34 AM EST
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It'shappening.jpg <a href="http://s775.photobucket.com/user/jonousa223/media/FFC83D72-BB14-42CE-B2D9-BE1A64EAA7DD_zpshua9im5y.png.html" target="_blank">http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/yy34/jonousa223/FFC83D72-BB14-42CE-B2D9-BE1A64EAA7DD_zpshua9im5y.png</a> E-FUCKING-JECT She's actually a solid 7/10 and she's majoring in a STEM. I will pursue this, I'll pursue with caution but I will pursue this nonetheless. |
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:32:32 AM EST
[#12]
TAG! |
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:33:36 AM EST
[#13]
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She's actually a solid 7/10 and she's majoring in a STEM. I will pursue this, I'll pursue with caution but I will pursue this nonetheless. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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It'shappening.jpg <a href="http://s775.photobucket.com/user/jonousa223/media/FFC83D72-BB14-42CE-B2D9-BE1A64EAA7DD_zpshua9im5y.png.html" target="_blank">http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/yy34/jonousa223/FFC83D72-BB14-42CE-B2D9-BE1A64EAA7DD_zpshua9im5y.png</a> E-FUCKING-JECT She's actually a solid 7/10 and she's majoring in a STEM. I will pursue this, I'll pursue with caution but I will pursue this nonetheless. Ask Phallan where in the fuck did her name come from. |
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:34:16 AM EST
[#14]
"How hairy are you?"
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:34:49 AM EST
[#15]
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Ask Phallan where in the fuck did her name come from. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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It'shappening.jpg <a href="http://s775.photobucket.com/user/jonousa223/media/FFC83D72-BB14-42CE-B2D9-BE1A64EAA7DD_zpshua9im5y.png.html" target="_blank">http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/yy34/jonousa223/FFC83D72-BB14-42CE-B2D9-BE1A64EAA7DD_zpshua9im5y.png</a> E-FUCKING-JECT She's actually a solid 7/10 and she's majoring in a STEM. I will pursue this, I'll pursue with caution but I will pursue this nonetheless. Ask Phallan where in the fuck did her name come from. Roger that |
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:35:27 AM EST
[#16]
I've never heard of this tinder, but I guess you're meeting a lot of really dumb, slutty chicks on it- so maybe I should look into it. Really dumb, slutty chicks happen to be just my type....
Also, that's seriously very awesome. I don't think I've ever tried just using Arfcom thread titles as pickup lines... 
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:36:30 AM EST
[#17]
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It'shappening.jpg <a href="http://s775.photobucket.com/user/jonousa223/media/FFC83D72-BB14-42CE-B2D9-BE1A64EAA7DD_zpshua9im5y.png.html" target="_blank">http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/yy34/jonousa223/FFC83D72-BB14-42CE-B2D9-BE1A64EAA7DD_zpshua9im5y.png</a> E-FUCKING-JECT She's actually a solid 7/10 and she's majoring in a STEM. I will pursue this, I'll pursue with caution but I will pursue this nonetheless. Ask Phallan where in the fuck did her name come from. Roger that Thank you, you are both a gentleman and a scholar 
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:37:52 AM EST
[#18]
"Became a grandpa today"
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:38:35 AM EST
[#19]
"Strokin' it! Arfdocs invited in."
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:39:20 AM EST
[#20]
End well this will not 
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:39:55 AM EST
[#21]
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"Strokin' it! Arfdocs invited in." 
OPSEC bro |
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:42:43 AM EST
[#22]
So, a nearby neighbor is spreading human waste on his fields 2 miles away...
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:43:36 AM EST
[#23]
Looking for a good set of jumper cables ?
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:44:02 AM EST
[#24]
This thread will have legs.
But I'm gonna crash soon. 
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:44:08 AM EST
[#25]
Had a run in with some cougars this morning.
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:44:21 AM EST
[#26]
Dying here!
There's the "How Hairy Are You" poll going on also. |
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:45:13 AM EST
[#27]
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This thread will have legs. But I'm gonna crash soon. <a href="http://s775.photobucket.com/user/jonousa223/media/7465C8D8-C5BA-4B25-B222-33D1F581203F_zpsyubba74n.png.html" target="_blank">http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/yy34/jonousa223/7465C8D8-C5BA-4B25-B222-33D1F581203F_zpsyubba74n.png</a> They sell rip-its at gas stations now, just sayin. |
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:46:01 AM EST
[#28]
Should a home buyer expect a new roof for free?
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:46:26 AM EST
[#29]
Company will pay 80% of my tuition for a degree. What major should I choose?
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:46:36 AM EST
[#30]
Holy shit this is good stuff here! Real genius level stuff.
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:47:08 AM EST
[#31]
Do you take offense to people who call you "buddy"
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:47:36 AM EST
[#32]
Is it possible for children of different marriages to live under different rules under same roof?
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:48:03 AM EST
[#33]
Would you kill an Elephant for Sport?
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:48:45 AM EST
[#34]
Ask one of them if they think Jake the Snake is going to die.
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:48:46 AM EST
[#35]
Thinking about moving to Albuquerque, New Mexico - Is it a decent place to live?
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:49:15 AM EST
[#36]
Eww haha
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:49:20 AM EST
[#37]
And all these are just from my subscribed threads list... GD really is a goldmine.
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:50:06 AM EST
[#38]
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She's actually a solid 7/10 and she's majoring in a STEM. I will pursue this, I'll pursue with caution but I will pursue this nonetheless. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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It'shappening.jpg <a href="http://s775.photobucket.com/user/jonousa223/media/FFC83D72-BB14-42CE-B2D9-BE1A64EAA7DD_zpshua9im5y.png.html" target="_blank">http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/yy34/jonousa223/FFC83D72-BB14-42CE-B2D9-BE1A64EAA7DD_zpshua9im5y.png</a> E-FUCKING-JECT She's actually a solid 7/10 and she's majoring in a STEM. I will pursue this, I'll pursue with caution but I will pursue this nonetheless. you told me everything I need to know about her. She is smart enough to know you are joking with her and she is playing along with you. Smart, hot, sense of humor. Bro, DO IT!!! By the way, what the hell is snapchat? |
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:52:08 AM EST
[#39]
I just got canned!!!
Waterworld the movie, just how bad is it? Why is Obama going gray? |
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:52:16 AM EST
[#40]
Damnit OP! I can't stop looking at every thread title as a pickup line! Doubling my time to pick threads to read.
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:53:11 AM EST
[#41]
Ask what she thinks you should use to keep your balls from sticking to your leg. Maybe if she has any personal recommendations.
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:57:21 AM EST
[#42]
Finally, GD is back!!!
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Posted: 8/29/2014 12:57:23 AM EST
[#43]
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Posted: 8/29/2014 1:05:23 AM EST
[#44]
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<a href="http://s775.photobucket.com/user/jonousa223/media/DFA1DB77-316E-404F-8FF6-50739DF70AD9_zps8zurwzwz.png.html" target="_blank">http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/yy34/jonousa223/DFA1DB77-316E-404F-8FF6-50739DF70AD9_zps8zurwzwz.png</a> <a href="http://s775.photobucket.com/user/jonousa223/media/1ADF6858-C508-4AF9-B1B8-DF081E96A4E7_zpsfrhnot12.png.html" target="_blank">http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/yy34/jonousa223/1ADF6858-C508-4AF9-B1B8-DF081E96A4E7_zpsfrhnot12.png</a> Does Shelena have a wart on her nose?? She's a witch!!
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Posted: 8/29/2014 1:07:55 AM EST
[#45]
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It'shappening.jpg <a href="http://s775.photobucket.com/user/jonousa223/media/FFC83D72-BB14-42CE-B2D9-BE1A64EAA7DD_zpshua9im5y.png.html" target="_blank">http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/yy34/jonousa223/FFC83D72-BB14-42CE-B2D9-BE1A64EAA7DD_zpshua9im5y.png</a> E-FUCKING-JECT This dude...if you go balls deep she will, I repeat will cut holes in the rubber then leg lock you when you get your nut. |
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Posted: 8/29/2014 1:10:45 AM EST
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This dude...if you go balls deep she will, I repeat will cut holes in the rubber then leg lock you when you get your nut. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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It'shappening.jpg <a href="http://s775.photobucket.com/user/jonousa223/media/FFC83D72-BB14-42CE-B2D9-BE1A64EAA7DD_zpshua9im5y.png.html" target="_blank">http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/yy34/jonousa223/FFC83D72-BB14-42CE-B2D9-BE1A64EAA7DD_zpshua9im5y.png</a> E-FUCKING-JECT This dude...if you go balls deep she will, I repeat will cut holes in the rubber then leg lock you when you get your nut. Lol, I'll play it safe Dragoncon! 
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Posted: 8/29/2014 1:12:59 AM EST
[#47]
In!
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Posted: 8/29/2014 1:16:48 AM EST
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Posted: 8/29/2014 1:19:01 AM EST
[#49]
Quote HistoryDoing all of these next, thanks bro <3 Eta 
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Posted: 8/29/2014 1:28:45 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Doing all of these next, thanks bro <3 Eta http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/yy34/jonousa223/BB74301B-115C-4A9D-9749-A1DE12748C39_zps1r4ppfba.png Quote HistoryQuoted: Doing all of these next, thanks bro <3 Eta http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/yy34/jonousa223/BB74301B-115C-4A9D-9749-A1DE12748C39_zps1r4ppfba.png haha no..thank YOU for doing this amazing work.
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