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Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:12:45 AM EST
[#1]
Vegans.

The transgenders of eating.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:15:23 AM EST
[#2]
Why is this news?  Just tell them to shut the fuck up and keep cooking.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:15:40 AM EST
[#3]
I'd be grilling outdoors for the next month.

Fuck vegans.  Do what you want and all, but they take it to a whole new level with their bullshit like this where they try to force their lifestyle on everyone else.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:15:42 AM EST
[#4]
Me:  "cool, no problem."
Also Me:  Neighborhood BBQ / smokeout/ Meat-a-Thon 2020!
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:15:49 AM EST
[#5]
I’d start grilling on the sidewalk
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:16:24 AM EST
[#6]
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Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:16:26 AM EST
[#7]
I’d smoke a whole hog in my front yard.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:16:40 AM EST
[#8]
I would proceed to smoke every meal I make for the next forever. Fuck off, snowflake
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:16:52 AM EST
[#9]
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The transgenders of eating.
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I’ve met plenty of transgenders that would take being compared to a vegan as an insult. Most transgenders want to go about their lives and not be outed.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:17:08 AM EST
[#10]
was the window open when the frozen paintball's were zipping around
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:17:32 AM EST
[#11]


And you know smokers will be going 24/7 now
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:18:05 AM EST
[#12]
Request denied.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:18:10 AM EST
[#13]
More dumbassery from the article:

"Try being vegan in Texas. My redneck neighbors over the back fence are hunters, and have two smokers in their backyard. The whole neighborhood is smoky for weeks on end, and my dogs smell like bacon whenever they come in from the backyard," a vegan user responded.
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Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:18:48 AM EST
[#14]
Buy a treadmill and FO
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:19:18 AM EST
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Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:19:18 AM EST
[#16]
Vegans, so concerned about their health then put it in jeopardy by irritating everyone they meet. They'll most likely be killed in the Boog by a bacon eating ARFCOMER.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:19:20 AM EST
[#17]
No problem. After she lets me pull out her canine teeth with a pair of pliers.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:19:30 AM EST
[#18]
Needs more meat throwing.

Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:19:42 AM EST
[#19]
WTF does being a runner have anything to do with the story? I guess if anything “self-identifying as X” only confirms this person’s lunacy.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:19:52 AM EST
[#20]
Fire up the grill and cook da meat.   Don't want to smell it, change your jogging route.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:20:03 AM EST
[#21]
lol...
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:20:35 AM EST
[#22]
Food smells weird to me lately. The other day, I thought I caught a whiff of some bomb ass barbecue happening nearby. It was a car blowing exhaust.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:20:48 AM EST
[#23]
The next day I'd set my grill up in the front yard so when he ran by he could hear the screams of the meat based BBQ...
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:22:16 AM EST
[#24]
Long Pig: It's what's for dinner.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:23:35 AM EST
[#25]
I stayed at an Airbnb that turned out to be owned by a vegan. She wanted all our food scraps in a compost can for her garden, but no meat. My gf put bacon grease in there with the other food waste, and we got a bad review for it. I guess she wanted her plants to be malnourished as well.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:32:37 AM EST
[#26]
I now want a dog that smells like bacon.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:35:07 AM EST
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Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:42:05 AM EST
[#28]
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Those dogs are probably fed some vegetarian or vegan bullshit diet and are by the BBQ'er's fence, desperately trying to get into his yard for some real food.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:45:46 AM EST
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Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:46:29 AM EST
[#30]
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:46:31 AM EST
[#31]
Run elsewhere.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:47:49 AM EST
[#32]
Neighbors should buy it a treadmill and tell it to stay inside with windows closed while jogging.  The aroma of vegans sweating outdoors is offensive.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:48:26 AM EST
[#33]
I'd tell him to go jog somewhere else.

make a special sprinkler system just for him.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:49:53 AM EST
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Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:50:39 AM EST
[#35]
That would just get a simple " fuck off "  from me.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:51:13 AM EST
[#36]
I have a nice sized smoker, my neighbor has a very large smoker, on any given weekend they are both rolling smoke at the same time. I kind of hope it's pissing off some vegan.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:51:36 AM EST
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Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:52:38 AM EST
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Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:53:57 AM EST
[#39]
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Vegans, so concerned about their health then put it in jeopardy by irritating everyone they meet. They'll most likely be killed in the Boog by a bacon eating ARFCOMER.
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Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:56:51 AM EST
[#40]
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Hide a speaker underneath it with intermittent screams on a loop.  Then yell at the meat that if they don't shut up you'll turn the heat down and kill them slowly.

Or better yet, the sounds of a cat screeching.  
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:57:00 AM EST
[#41]
Needs more of this:

Link Posted: 3/3/2020 7:57:28 AM EST
[#42]
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Vegans.

The transgenders of eating.
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Link Posted: 3/3/2020 8:01:09 AM EST
[#43]
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I'd be grilling outdoors for the next month.

Fuck vegans.  Do what you want and all, but they take it to a whole new level with their bullshit like this where they try to force their lifestyle on everyone else.
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X87
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 8:03:09 AM EST
[#44]
How this story didnt end with a “get the fuck away from me.” is a sure sign of the end times.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 8:12:23 AM EST
[#45]
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I stayed at an Airbnb that turned out to be owned by a vegan. She wanted all our food scraps in a compost can for her garden, but no meat. My gf put bacon grease in there with the other food waste, and we got a bad review for it. I guess she wanted her plants to be malnourished as well.
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That likely has nothing to do with her being vegan. You generally don't want meat in compost.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 8:16:30 AM EST
[#46]
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I wish my dog smelled like bacon.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 8:17:30 AM EST
[#47]
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Vegans.

The transgenders of eating.
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My brain is broken, I read that as "What transgenders are eating"
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 8:18:51 AM EST
[#48]
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More dumbassery from the article:

"Try being vegan in Texas. My redneck neighbors over the back fence are hunters, and have two smokers in their backyard. The whole neighborhood is smoky for weeks on end, and my dogs smell like bacon whenever they come in from the backyard," a vegan user responded.
If you hate it that much then move.  I doubt you would have hunters next door smoking meat if you lived in a high rise in NYC.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 8:18:58 AM EST
[#49]
What if the "meat" he smells is vegan burgers and sausages?

He more likely smells the seasoning
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 8:19:06 AM EST
[#50]
These people breed. These people are trying to convert us. These people are trying to take over. We must stop the stupidity.
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