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Posted: 10/15/2015 8:05:14 PM EST
[#1]
*choke* I thought you said High Scool.
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Posted: 10/15/2015 8:13:37 PM EST
[#2]
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Cock Balls Alright, You don't have to celebrate it Frank!! |
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Posted: 10/15/2015 8:14:10 PM EST
[#3]
Think KFC's still open ?
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Posted: 10/15/2015 8:19:17 PM EST
[#4]
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Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual. It's silk panties, isn't it. |
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Posted: 10/15/2015 8:34:08 PM EST
[#5]
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Prolly had dickholes in 'em. Why do you have to do that in front of the kid? All you have to say is earmuffs and you can say fuck, shit, bitch. |
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Posted: 10/15/2015 9:35:03 PM EST
[#6]
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OP, do you have any big plans for the weekend? Actually a pretty nice little Saturday. |
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Posted: 10/15/2015 9:39:36 PM EST
[#7]
Red and brown but started white.
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Posted: 10/15/2015 9:47:18 PM EST
[#8]
IF YOU TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!
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Posted: 10/15/2015 9:56:55 PM EST
[#9]
I thought you were just talking dirty.
I was, but I was being serious. You've said some really sick stuff. |
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Posted: 10/15/2015 10:05:47 PM EST
[#10]
Wait aren't we boycotting Olive Garden over the don't bring your gun in here copper thing from last week?
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Posted: 10/15/2015 10:08:17 PM EST
[#11]
You're my boy Blue!
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Posted: 10/15/2015 10:10:23 PM EST
[#12]
Did you think about how sweaty she was in the crotch\crack area being that she's working a tough job?
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Posted: 10/15/2015 10:15:12 PM EST
[#13]
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They're rarely basic white cotton, you should check it out sometime.  Yeah, this. White cotton panties are the stuff of pedo dreams. No woman actually wears them unless she has an incontinence issue. |
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Posted: 10/15/2015 10:16:48 PM EST
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Quoted: ..... which was lovely. And I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Odds are they are probably basic white cotton underpants. But I sort of think, well, maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. |
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Posted: 10/15/2015 10:19:42 PM EST
[#15]
True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
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Posted: 10/15/2015 10:20:53 PM EST
[#16]
Which do you like better? Nurse or cheerleader?
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Posted: 10/15/2015 10:29:15 PM EST
[#17]
Snoop! Snoop-a-loop!
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Posted: 10/15/2015 10:34:23 PM EST
[#18]
I'd like to welcome you all to the Mitch Martin Freedom Festival. Now for those of you who don't know who Mitch Martin is, he's the very successful, very disease-free gentleman standing by the mini-bar. Now, courtesy of Speaker City, which is slashing prices on everything from beepers to DVD players, give a warm welcome Harrison welcome to my pal and your favorite, Snoop Dogg.
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Posted: 10/15/2015 10:39:46 PM EST
[#19]
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not... a gene5 thread. I'll be damned. 
The spelling gave it away didn't it? |
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Posted: 10/15/2015 10:44:03 PM EST
[#20]
Did you consider that perhaps, she wasn't wearing any at all?
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Posted: 10/15/2015 10:45:26 PM EST
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Posted: 10/15/2015 10:47:29 PM EST
[#22]
Olive Garden? Was the line to Golden Corral too long?
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Posted: 10/15/2015 10:49:30 PM EST
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Posted: 10/15/2015 10:54:31 PM EST
[#24]
Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
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Posted: 10/16/2015 10:51:20 AM EST
[#25]
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It's a hell of a swing and a miss if it's a movie that NOBODY has ever fucking heard of. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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This thread would have been much more interesting if OP wasn't doing a quote. It's a hell of a swing and a miss if it's a movie that NOBODY has ever fucking heard of. Yes, it's a "movie that NOBODY has ever fucking heard of" starring three nobodies no has ever heard of named Luke Wilson, Vince Vaughn, and Will Ferrell. 
If you want to see a real swing and a miss: here you go. 
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Posted: 10/16/2015 11:12:45 AM EST
[#26]
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OP, do you have any big plans for the weekend? Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time. |
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Posted: 10/16/2015 11:16:04 AM EST
[#27]
Quoting Will Farrells character in old school huh?
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Posted: 10/16/2015 11:16:51 AM EST
[#28]
True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
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Posted: 10/16/2015 11:19:37 AM EST
[#29]
Never even heard of it.
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Posted: 10/16/2015 11:22:45 AM EST
[#30]
Well, legally speaking, there will be a loose affiliation. But, we will give nothing back to the academic community. As well as provide no public service of any kind. This much I promise you.
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Posted: 10/16/2015 11:27:57 AM EST
[#31]
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OP, do you have any big plans for the weekend? Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time. ETA: Beat.
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Posted: 10/16/2015 11:34:16 AM EST
[#32]
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Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual. God, I love that movie.
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Posted: 10/16/2015 11:36:52 AM EST
[#33]
Fill it up again!
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Posted: 10/16/2015 11:37:22 AM EST
[#34]
Did you take the Red Dragon? Don't worry about the restrictor plate. I'll keep it on the down low.
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Posted: 10/16/2015 11:38:47 AM EST
[#35]
Is OP male or female?
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Posted: 10/16/2015 1:11:57 PM EST
[#36]
OP, take this to /b and ask for a rating on your dick
then get fake chicks to show you their panty color. |
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Posted: 10/16/2015 1:17:28 PM EST
[#37]
This has been posted before, OP. Was it you that did it?
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Posted: 10/16/2015 2:08:50 PM EST
[#38]
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What? I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not? 
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Well, this thread just got creepy. What? I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?
We're going streaking in the Quad!!! |
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Posted: 10/16/2015 4:44:35 PM EST
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Posted: 10/16/2015 6:53:39 PM EST
[#40]
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True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend... ... And it stops right there and it continues right here because what I think my friend kcrad is trying to say is that true love is blind. |
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Posted: 10/16/2015 7:01:43 PM EST
[#41]
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Well, this thread just got creepy. Like, he was reading your mind creepy? |
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Posted: 10/16/2015 7:02:24 PM EST
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: In every Olive Garden I've been, the color would be extra large. |
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Posted: 10/16/2015 7:02:32 PM EST
[#43]
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Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual. Look, I am NOT going to be your big toe. |
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Posted: 10/16/2015 7:28:05 PM EST
[#44]
Denver? The sunshine state? Gorgeous!
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Posted: 10/17/2015 11:44:14 PM EST
[#45]
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We're going streaking! Bring your green hat. |
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Posted: 10/17/2015 11:59:44 PM EST
[#46]
we're streaking!!!
eta: beat to it... BLUE! do you trust that we do not want to see you die here tonight? |
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Posted: 10/18/2015 12:07:12 AM EST
[#47]
There are no seatbelts
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Posted: 10/18/2015 12:11:41 AM EST
[#48]
Shit! This thread just brought back a flash back involving a dime sized dingle berry. Thanks GD!!
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Posted: 10/18/2015 12:15:17 AM EST
[#49]
Im here for the gangbang.
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Posted: 10/18/2015 1:47:33 AM EST
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