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Link Posted: 2/19/2020 8:52:13 AM EDT
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@Ridgerunner
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Fake tits and possibly BJJ.
@Ridgerunner
I don't care for fake titties.

And... there are people way WAY past me in jujitsu, particularly Brazilian.

I'm the epitome of jack of all trades-master of none. I know a little about a lot and a lot about a little. I can hold my own in a few areas but each of those, there's someone on here who knows more than me.

I am in my 50s and I still learn stuff every day. It just sucks when it's for the second or third time.
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 8:54:33 AM EDT
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I'm fairly certain there's nothing that I know better than anyone else here.
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Application delivery controllers
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Metrology

I know how to calibrate things and make traceable measurements.

I've been doing it for more than 40 years and I'm still working in the field at the primary standards laboratory level.
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 9:46:56 AM EDT
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Hair and makeup
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 9:51:21 AM EDT
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Booty (geometry). Not even a competition.
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 9:53:39 AM EDT
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I pass memes around on social media.

Not the best, but not bad.
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 9:58:46 AM EDT
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Anyone else here? Probably nothing to be honest, there's a pretty large amount of people, I'll bet I could fit within 5% though!

Arctic survival
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 9:59:28 AM EDT
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I've probably painted more of these than anyone in the country.

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He keeps inviting me to fly and I keep forgetting
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 10:00:01 AM EDT
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Well, I was brought up on a dairy farm. Went to school to learn artificial insemination.

I have "sired" probably 500 calves.

That was years ago.
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Link Posted: 2/19/2020 10:02:06 AM EDT
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Finding honky tonk specials at closing time

I also know a fair bit about Waterparks & Mountain slides and coasters
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 10:11:41 AM EDT
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Problem Solving...

I facilitate problem solving for a living. I am part of a small group of folks that do this professionally and I'm sure the others arent members here.

My value doesn't lie in what I know, but in the questions I ask.
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 10:26:30 AM EDT
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Vane axial fans, specifically for mine ventilation.  And the often associated MSHA 2G approval for explosion proof equipment in "gassy" mines.

Vane axial fans are pretty complicated.

Been some years since I moved on to other career.  Probably some on here have been around stuff I had a hand in.
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 10:50:13 AM EDT
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Other than Art, I'm an expert on vintage BMW motorcycles.

Even though I sold both the ones I had to send my youngest son to Germany for a year.

I've won four show awards with my vintage BMWs and was invited to be a vintage bike judge at Barber Motorsports Park one year.
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I used to have a ‘66 R69S with faring and Craven set up. It was gorgeous! When I pulled into a gas station, cars would pull in behind me to look her over. One time, the owner came out and told me to feel free to use his station to wash, work on it, etc. Cause after I would leave, drivers would stop in and ask him about it.
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 10:53:11 AM EDT
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Ph.D. In language acquisition (ASL/English), bilingualism, & professional interpreter.
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 10:58:55 AM EDT
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Well, I was brought up on a dairy farm. Went to school to learn artificial insemination.

I have "sired" probably 500 calves.

That was years ago.

I also can rebuild Roosa Master injection pumps with my eyes closed.  (Well, except for calibration on the rack)

Damn, that was years ago too!

I am an old fart!
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LOL nothing like having to palpate a stomplot full of cows...

“Hold on a second, I need to get some feeling back in my arm...”
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 11:01:15 AM EDT
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By no means do I know it all, but I know a ton about heavy lift crane and rigging. I can pretty much figure out a way to move anything given enough tools, equipment, crane, or structural support.

That said I can do a little of just about every craft carpentry, electrical, plumbing, pipefitting, ironwork, boilermaking, running heavy equipment, driving truck and trailer if needed.

But currently rigging is my job and career path. From 1lb to 1.2million lbs I've quite a vast repertoire of previous experiences
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 11:02:42 AM EDT
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Hair and makeup
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@XCRmonger

@LittlePony

Two enter, one leaves.

Link Posted: 2/19/2020 11:06:01 AM EDT
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Old BMW's. I've spent a good part of my life working on them or driving them.

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Link Posted: 2/19/2020 11:06:37 AM EDT
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@XCRmonger

@LittlePony

Two enter, one leaves.

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Hair and makeup
@XCRmonger

@LittlePony

Two enter, one leaves.

Being gay doesn't mean you're automatically good at those things
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 11:10:12 AM EDT
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I wouldn’t say I know better than anyone else but I’m certain I know as much about the car business as any other person here, I’ve spent 20+ years as a finance manager at either Ford, Honda, and most recently a Toyota dealership. I used to try to share my knowledge in the frequent car buying/selling threads but then I realized people aren’t really looking for good advice, they are looking for confirmation of what they want to believe. I still always read car related threads because the amount of bad advice and even misinformation has become a source of entertainment for me.
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I've been in the business for over 30 years.  I find the stealership threads quite entertaining myself.
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 11:14:16 AM EDT
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I'm pretty good at handling real estate stuff. I've learned that buying and selling real estate doesn't work anything at all like the general public thinks that it does. If the average person knew nothing about real estate, it would be a huge improvement, because much of what they know is wrong.

Before that I spent many years building models (GIS) of electric distribution infrastructure. Along the way I learned a metric ton about troubleshooting/auditing distribution stuff. I'd often do for clients, for free incidental to my paid work, system audits that they'd paid others a ton of money to do, and I'd find stuff others missed. This matters greatly to utilities who have 'must-run' industrial customers on aging systems, but means nothing to the rest of the world. My business back then was very much a niche - and it's pretty much a thing of the past, as most utilities now have good models of their systems.
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 11:19:30 AM EDT
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I know nothing better than anybody knows nothing.
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 11:20:51 AM EDT
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Ok I am extremely fluent in BMW  bikes from 1955 to 2005, more so in Moto Guzzi  from 1972 to 2015, Laverda from the 70's. Mercedes and BMW cars from 1976 to 2017. Its my job, I like to be right as often as possible.
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Other than Art, I'm an expert on vintage BMW motorcycles.

Even though I sold both the ones I had to send my youngest son to Germany for a year.

I've won four show awards with my vintage BMWs and was invited to be a vintage bike judge at Barber Motorsports Park one year.
Ok I am extremely fluent in BMW  bikes from 1955 to 2005, more so in Moto Guzzi  from 1972 to 2015, Laverda from the 70's. Mercedes and BMW cars from 1976 to 2017. Its my job, I like to be right as often as possible.
@somedudefromhouston Looks like I might have a contender on old BMW's. Actually working on them or knowledge of them? I'm a grease monkey. I've been through every inch of BMW's. Especially 2002's and E30's. Some rare cars, also. M1 Pro cars, CSL's, etc....
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 11:21:49 AM EDT
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That Sylvan should be freed!!!
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 11:28:16 AM EDT
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IDK- The F.A.R. maybe?
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... what Part?
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 11:44:06 AM EDT
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Being gay doesn't mean you're automatically good at those things
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Then why be gay if you can't be fabulous?
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 11:46:14 AM EDT
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no idea if better than, but can hang in there with:
reading self
reading other people
Logic
Pool.  If you can't run a 5 pack/ 9 ball , I'll likely get the cash.  One pocket.  Can't run 8 and out fairly often, I win.  Don't have much experience with one pocket,  I win one handed. Pros are barred unless I decide the weight I get.   ha  They're on another planet with skills.  
Reading psychopathology
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 11:48:41 AM EDT
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I can hold my own regarding weightlifting and competitive shotgunning.
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 11:57:07 AM EDT
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I’m a COBRA SME and dabble in reimbursement accounts.
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Link Posted: 2/19/2020 12:30:41 PM EDT
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I could tell ya, but...

Nevermind.

No skills
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 2:21:23 PM EDT
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I am certain I am the biggest expert on obscure 1980s Danish military knowledge than anyone else on the site.  

Also, I might be the top pipe-maker on ar15.com!  
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I've layed a lot of pipe too.
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 2:45:12 PM EDT
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Studying that image, I would say - zero pumpkins.
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I grow pumpkins.  Acres and acres of pumpkins.  I am not sure many do that on here.

https://i.ibb.co/9r1HSY3/pumpkins225.jpg
Studying that image, I would say - zero pumpkins.
??. The vines were still growing.  Blooms and pumpkins come later.
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 3:04:45 PM EDT
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Maybe estimating the electrical for heavy commercial/industrial projects.
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 3:09:42 PM EDT
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SWPPP
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A basic understanding of gravity would put you in the top 50%.
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 3:15:33 PM EDT
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How to hand crank start a car
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Natural Gas Pipelines, regulations, training, installations.
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And locating
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 3:16:13 PM EDT
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Nothing

If you assume you know more than anyone else, you’re setting yourself up for failure.
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The history and categorization of metal and all of its attendant subgenres.

Particularly death metal of all stripes.
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Fuckin nerds
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Fart jokes.
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Demonstrate your expertise.
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Bicycles made between 1900-1945.
I've been buying, selling, collecting them, for 30 years.
If you don't post pictures of them sometime, I will report you.


I love 1930s-1950s racing bikes. Especially Bianchi's.
Like this?

https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/181968/20191029_101459_jpg-1282386.JPG
Those are Big Money bikes. The kind that come up for auction at places like Sotheby's.

Very impressive.
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 3:31:44 PM EDT
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... already posted an opinion in the thread, but I'd also guess that there are very few here, if any, that know more than me about ballistic transparency engineering, development and testing - ultimately marketed to our military and NATO (aerospace and wheeled vehicles)
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 3:31:53 PM EDT
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I've gotten really fucking good at picking up parts right after I weld them.
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While I don't think I necessarily know more about it than anyone else, I guess you could pretty much consider me to be a subject matter expert in magic, conjuring, sleights, illusions, legerdemain, trickery, and sometimes even prestidigitation.
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 3:52:01 PM EDT
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I'm pretty good at running a brewery and managing bar staff.
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 5:40:47 PM EDT
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This has been great

There have been some that we all pretty much knew were experts at what they posted.

However, there have been some cool surprises as well.

I'm impressed with the knowledge that this place has.  I swear I learn something new on GD every day.
Link Posted: 2/19/2020 5:51:38 PM EDT
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This has been great

There have been some that we all pretty much knew were experts at what they posted.

However, there have been some cool surprises as well.

I'm impressed with the knowledge that this place has.  I swear I learn something new on GD every day.
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The knowledge is only matched by the stupidity shown here
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