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Posted: 11/30/2022 9:34:37 PM EST
In this thread, we share the bits of wisdom and sayings that we learned from our fellow ARFCOM team members.

I'll start.

Awhile back we had a thread on here in which some guy was talking about some trouble he was having with some neighbor kids, and he was asking if anyone thought it would be a good idea for him to go to their house and speak to their parents about it.

One of our esteemed members (I forget who, exactly), opined that would not be a good idea, because it was likely the parents were just as fucked up as the kids were.

His exact words were:

"The pieces of shit do not fall far from the asshole."

I thought that was awesome!  It stuck in my head ever since.

So, what pearls of wisdom have YOU learned from our many wonderful members?

Share with us now.
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 9:39:31 PM EST
[#1]
These things happen
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 9:41:40 PM EST
[#2]
The sayings and bits of wisdom from Heat
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 9:42:58 PM EST
[#3]
"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes"

"Don't be in stupid places, at stupid times, with stupid people"
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 9:46:46 PM EST
[#4]
Vagrant

Vagus nerve

Vagabond

The “vag” part of those 3 words means “to wander “.



Link Posted: 11/30/2022 9:46:50 PM EST
[#5]
One is none. Two is one.
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 9:47:26 PM EST
[#6]
Get both.
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 9:48:32 PM EST
[#7]
From the thread about thieves in a SHTF situation:

"These are the people that leave shopping carts in parking lots."

Link Posted: 11/30/2022 9:51:52 PM EST
[#8]
I’m going to lick that shitter like an apple fritter.
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 9:53:52 PM EST
[#9]
Never mention..................
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 10:01:15 PM EST
[#10]
stupid prizes, dag, meh, chicks, sky fairy and I want them out of my head.
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 10:02:02 PM EST
[#11]
SIIHPAPP
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 10:02:27 PM EST
[#12]
IBTM?




Link Posted: 11/30/2022 10:02:47 PM EST
[#13]
never trust a fart.
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 10:06:40 PM EST
[#14]
Buy once, cry once.
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 10:21:36 PM EST
[#15]
The answer to every question is 87.
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 10:24:17 PM EST
[#16]
I would suck a fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong hit.

Bathe her and bring her to me….. save the bathwater.

Link Posted: 11/30/2022 10:25:58 PM EST
[#17]
Never back up a car any more than you have to.
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 10:26:06 PM EST
[#18]
Cocaine and hookers IS the best way to spend surplus cash.
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 10:27:05 PM EST
[#19]
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This and something about a paper plate makes it not gay
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 10:30:18 PM EST
[#20]
In regards to suspicion of a cheating significant other:

“If there is any doubt, there is no doubt.”
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 10:37:01 PM EST
[#21]
Fo
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 10:38:50 PM EST
[#22]
Two more weeks.


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There was doubt about this?
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 10:40:14 PM EST
[#23]
I'd tongue punch her fart box
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 10:42:43 PM EST
[#24]
If you're brave enough
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 10:45:29 PM EST
[#25]
The $25 membership fee is just the tip.  Arfcom is EXPENSIVE.
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 10:46:49 PM EST
[#26]
Everyone who posts anything "is a Fed"......apparently..........even if they are not....
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 10:50:39 PM EST
[#27]
Every Monday,  or at least on my Monday, when I walk into work from the parking lot,  I say "In on one of this shit show."
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 10:53:04 PM EST
[#28]
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I’d like to change my answer to this.
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 10:55:25 PM EST
[#29]
"stop trying to feel better.  be better."

Link Posted: 11/30/2022 10:56:50 PM EST
[#30]


This is *NOT* a urinal.
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 11:00:07 PM EST
[#31]
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This post glows.
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 11:05:35 PM EST
[#32]
You can't take fire on an airplane.
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 11:29:47 PM EST
[#33]
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 11:31:06 PM EST
[#34]
a nice piece of kit!
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 11:31:43 PM EST
[#35]
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2021 Nice try fed boi!
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 11:39:05 PM EST
[#36]
Insects are not animals.
Link Posted: 11/30/2022 11:40:08 PM EST
[#37]
Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most...  You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in.

(Snipped by me at the ...)
Link Posted: 12/1/2022 1:25:44 AM EST
[#38]
Anything is a dildo, if you are brave enough
Link Posted: 12/1/2022 1:36:54 AM EST
[#39]
Resuscitug.

Stay woke bruh! Stay woke!
Link Posted: 12/1/2022 1:37:39 AM EST
[#40]
Not my circus, not my monkeys.

After I first heard it here, I've now heard it a couple times outside of ARF.
Link Posted: 12/1/2022 1:40:42 AM EST
[#41]
"If everyone you meet is an asshole..."
Link Posted: 12/1/2022 1:42:15 AM EST
[#42]
a hedgehog can't be buggered


Link Posted: 12/1/2022 1:46:29 AM EST
[#43]
"Don't put pussy on a pedestal".  

This was pre-MGTOW
Link Posted: 12/1/2022 1:49:02 AM EST
[#44]
I'd boil her panties and leave her face looking like a painter's radio.
Link Posted: 12/1/2022 1:54:22 AM EST
[#45]
“All hat and no cattle”  

I have no clue why that phrase stuck with me lol.
Link Posted: 12/1/2022 1:58:49 AM EST
[#46]
Proper Chili does not have beans
Link Posted: 12/1/2022 2:07:53 AM EST
[#47]
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Buy once, cry once.
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This is what I’ve used since 2007.
It’s cost me a LOT in the game of life.
But also, maybe not.
Link Posted: 12/1/2022 2:11:36 AM EST
[#48]
Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.
Link Posted: 12/1/2022 2:14:38 AM EST
[#49]
Never stick your dick in the crazy.   FUCKING NEVER!!!!!!!

Choose to Fo anyway???????

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.........
Link Posted: 12/1/2022 2:25:27 AM EST
[#50]
If she smokes, she pokes.
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