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Posted: 4/26/2019 11:08:48 AM EDT

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Meh, just rub some CBD oil on it.

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thank goodness no buildings out here are taller than two stories

Now they may have a trip to the ER on top of everything else.

Meh, just rub some CBD oil on it.

Don't forget your essential oils, lavender, and crystals!

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:09:59 AM EDT

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Some place near Killeen.

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:11:20 AM EDT

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Almost enough brisket.

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Less beans, way more brisket, more pickles. Please and thank you.

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:12:09 AM EDT

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Less beans, way more brisket, more pickles. Please and thank you.

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Almost enough brisket.

https://i.imgur.com/7FNrKIg.jpg

Less beans, way more brisket, more pickles. Please and thank you.

Those beans are just ok. Not my favorite.

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:12:29 AM EDT

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Apropos and timely.

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It’s laughable how people hold being vaccinated up as a talisman of protection and societal responsibility without ever checking to see if they were actually immunized.

So fucking what if you were vaccinated? Do you know it actually worked? Have you even checked? Or do you treat it like a medical gris gris and just wave it around like a badge of honor and superiority?

Yes, do you think I'm stupid? Of course I tested it.

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Don’t go around licking sick people, Dragon. It’s gross.

NOT MY SUPERVISOR

Fine. I’ll tell Lube to write you a strongly worded memo.

Phurba, Purple Party Dragon of 24/365, Seer in the Night, and Bringer of Quiet Death, Esq.,

It is requested that you cease all interactions with the afflicted by which you drag your tongue upon them, by which an any conceivable, or inconceivable, definition of licking could be applicable. Failure to comply could cause your acquisition of said afflictions, due to the unstable nature of vaccinations relative to dragon DNA, as well as the general notion that it is weird, and the townspeople will have us hire a plucky adventuring party that somehow always slays the beast.

Warmest regards,

Lube

Apropos and timely.

Thanks. Initially, I was gonna say you're not my supervisor and not type it out, but then that idea came to me

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:12:45 AM EDT

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Get a puppy

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Everyone is old and sleeps all night I guess

Finally getting that privilege after years of up all night.

Might need to adopt a baby or something.

Get a puppy

Not for a couple years.

And then:

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:13:12 AM EDT

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Maybe the hospital is taller?

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Windows don't open

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:13:43 AM EDT

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Those beans are just ok. Not my favorite.

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No can do

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:13:58 AM EDT

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These food pics are killin' me

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:14:18 AM EDT

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Those beans are just ok. Not my favorite.

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Almost enough brisket.

https://i.imgur.com/7FNrKIg.jpg

Less beans, way more brisket, more pickles. Please and thank you.

Those beans are just ok. Not my favorite.

I'm never much one for beans, unless they're in chili or a burrito

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:14:51 AM EDT

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I mean, there's plenty of ways to break a window

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:14:59 AM EDT

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Lube: this is the city that put a big fence around the major tourist attraction, the Aurora Bridge

I think it was second in the US for jumpers committing suicide, behind the Golden Gate bridge

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:15:07 AM EDT

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Bioweapon.

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:16:29 AM EDT

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I know of a guy that inadvertently caused a police response on that bridge

Well known photographer trying to get his tripod extended above the fence

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:16:40 AM EDT

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Lube: this is the city that put a big fence around the major tourist attraction, the Aurora Bridge

I think it was second in the US for jumpers committing suicide, behind the Golden Gate bridge

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Oh.

So they want these people to be under miserable crushing debt and alive.

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:16:53 AM EDT

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Bioweapon.

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Yeah I damn near gassed myself last night

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:17:11 AM EDT

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These food pics are killin' me

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Can’t wait for the new BBQ joint to open here

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:19:13 AM EDT

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I'd forgotten about the murder/suicide there

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:19:27 AM EDT

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Poor bus driver

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:20:01 AM EDT

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Since this is viral now:

name one thing in this photo

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High heel

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:20:18 AM EDT

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How was your night at the cinema, Lube?

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:20:47 AM EDT

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Asked for a PDF copy of a Purchase Order.

Someone brings me a paper copy.

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:21:00 AM EDT

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What the fuck am I to do with this?

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:21:03 AM EDT

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Some place near Killeen.

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Gross

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:21:51 AM EDT

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I'm never much one for beans, unless they're in chili or a burrito

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There's exactly one BBQ place I'd go to just because of the side dishes, particularly the beans.

Their meat is pretty good, too.

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:22:11 AM EDT

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Asked for a PDF copy of a Purchase Order.

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Use your iPhone to capture it to a PDF, like a gentleman

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:22:28 AM EDT

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What the fuck am I to do with this?

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Scan it you fuck

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:22:45 AM EDT

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Scan it you fuck

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Monica

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:23:13 AM EDT

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Use your iPhone to capture it to a PDF, like a gentleman

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If you mean Samsung then yes that's exactly what I did.

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:23:30 AM EDT

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What the fuck am I to do with this?

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Snapchat that shit.

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:23:43 AM EDT

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Or maybe TikTok.

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:24:39 AM EDT

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Better.

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om nom nom

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:24:52 AM EDT

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I dunno.

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:25:22 AM EDT

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I'm ready for nap

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How ate we today?

Just coffee so far, so... not very well.

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I'm ready for nap

You should experience the coma-inducing snorefest I'm dealing with right now.

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:25:43 AM EDT

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Scan it you fuck

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No, I wish to whine about it.

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:26:14 AM EDT

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wtf

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that is some poorly done tentacle porn

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:27:07 AM EDT

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No, I wish to whine about it.

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Scan it you fuck

No, I wish to whine about it.

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:27:08 AM EDT

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So you'll just have some pixelated blob now?

Posted: 4/26/2019 11:27:14 AM EDT

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Oh, Wunderground et al suck, no doubt. But the fact that we're all such fragile snowflakes that we can't use something because something at best tangentially related to the information you're seeking hurts your political feelz is hilarious.

I mean, unless people are actually going on there to read articles about Mozambiquean weather patterns.

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Jesus Christ

Yeah, but that Dark Sky app is actually pretty cool. The pop ups and ads were annoying as fuck with accutweather and weather channel.

Oh, Wunderground et al suck, no doubt. But the fact that we're all such fragile snowflakes that we can't use something because something at best tangentially related to the information you're seeking hurts your political feelz is hilarious.

I mean, unless people are actually going on there to read articles about Mozambiquean weather patterns.

I'm far more concerned with the atrocious privacy policies of most weather apps. Most apps in general, for that matter.

That's why I'm writing my own weather app.