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Link Posted: 4/27/2019 8:57:10 AM EDT
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or hand grenades.
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 8:57:25 AM EDT
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playing with nukes is right out.
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 8:57:26 AM EDT
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Then maybe come back and finish this bazinga up
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If you can't finish it in three minutes...
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 8:57:56 AM EDT
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Don't think I've ever played horseshoes.
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I mean, you're throwing metal at a pole. I personally don't get the appeal, but that's me.
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 8:58:05 AM EDT
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Wow who are you to put a stop watch on this
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 8:58:05 AM EDT
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Like you would know
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Incorrect.
Like you would know
I wouldn’t know
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 8:58:27 AM EDT
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Can't be havin no slick calves now.
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Shave all the legs.
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 8:58:27 AM EDT
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I mean, you're throwing metal at a pole. I personally don't get the appeal, but that's me.
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Cornhole, the hipster version of horseshoes
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 8:58:37 AM EDT
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What about the TA44 with primary arms ret for my 10.5?
With a 25yd zero and 193 the holds are correctish.
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I need a TA31 on a 12.5
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 8:59:01 AM EDT
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I bet you do.
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 8:59:15 AM EDT
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Alright then, ya'll be good today.
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 8:59:23 AM EDT
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Uneventful other than some cantankerous cath lab nurses and an emergency surgery of some variety.
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Incorrect.
Like you would know
How was the rest of your shift?
Uneventful other than some cantankerous cath lab nurses and an emergency surgery of some variety.
Someone must’ve stole their deck of cards so they couldn’t play gin rummy
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 8:59:42 AM EDT
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I'm gonna go wash myself, remember 10.99 gets you 4K quality all month long.
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:00:00 AM EDT
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I mean really, who does that?
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:00:25 AM EDT
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Selling your body for money.
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:00:29 AM EDT
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Alright then, ya'll be good today.
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Fuck off. Don't tell me what to do,  you dick.
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:00:50 AM EDT
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Wow who are you to put a stop watch on this
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Didn't we already cover that IWK made me your supervisor?
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:01:17 AM EDT
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I mean, seriously.
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:01:31 AM EDT
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My crew is quite respectful of sleeping masters unless a bathroom emergency calls or a baby wakes up.
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Sucks if you all are working. I am at the Stagecoach country festival and all the youngn’s are sleeping. I’m the last Mohican up at camp.
Eh. I worked until 2230, then got back up at 0530 because toddlers don’t respect the sanctity of weekends.
Neither do dogs. Mine got me up at 5:15 this morning.
My crew is quite respectful of sleeping masters unless a bathroom emergency calls or a baby wakes up.
I fuckin wish

Every morning at 0430 it’s banging on the cage ready for breakfast
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:01:44 AM EDT
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Selling your body for money.
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I'd starve.
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:01:46 AM EDT
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Cornhole, the hipster version of horseshoes
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I mean, you're throwing metal at a pole. I personally don't get the appeal, but that's me.
Cornhole, the hipster version of horseshoes
That one is slightly more fun from the sabotage aspect, I'll give it that
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:02:00 AM EDT
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My crew is quite respectful of sleeping masters unless a bathroom emergency calls or a baby wakes up.
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Sucks if you all are working. I am at the Stagecoach country festival and all the youngn’s are sleeping. I’m the last Mohican up at camp.
Eh. I worked until 2230, then got back up at 0530 because toddlers don’t respect the sanctity of weekends.
Neither do dogs. Mine got me up at 5:15 this morning.
My crew is quite respectful of sleeping masters unless a bathroom emergency calls or a baby wakes up.
I fuckin wish

Every morning at 0430 it’s banging on the cage ready for breakfast
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:02:36 AM EDT
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I hope she does

Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:03:31 AM EDT
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Good news is my allergies seemed to have let up a bit.
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TS is headed to the doctor this morning for a serious sinus infection. Poor thing
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:04:42 AM EDT
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Damn, hangfire
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:04:42 AM EDT
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Cornhole, the hipster version of horseshoes
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I mean, you're throwing metal at a pole. I personally don't get the appeal, but that's me.
Cornhole, the hipster version of horseshoes
Good fun
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:05:12 AM EDT
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Alright then, ya'll be good today.
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If we can't be good, at least be good at it?
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:05:34 AM EDT
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I mean, seriously.
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Srsly
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:06:07 AM EDT
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It moved... a lot.
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:12:46 AM EDT
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Shave all the legs.
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Can't be havin no slick calves now.
Shave all the legs.
Odd fetish, but you do you, boo.
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:15:25 AM EDT
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Odd fetish, but you do you, boo.
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Can't be havin no slick calves now.
Shave all the legs.
Odd fetish, but you do you, boo.
As a runner,  I thought that you would appreciate anything that would reduce drag.  
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:16:28 AM EDT
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So, yesterday, my wife brought a box of pastry type things home. A client of her place of employment gave them to her and damned if they didn't appear delectable. There were two cream cheese, one cherry and one apple.

Naturally, I claim the apple pastry; don't care about the others.

Well, I'm sitting here in the dining room a little while ago and she walks into the kitchen murmuring 'Hey, do you want me to just throw these things away?' as she slowly lifts the lid of the box that's still sitting on our kitchen counter.

My response is 'Just save me the apple; I don't want the others'

She walks away and I walk into the kitchen to make another cup of coffee. I open up the box of pastries and the only one left is the apple
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:18:41 AM EDT
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So, yesterday, my wife brought a box of pastry type things home. A client of her place of employment gave them to her and damned if they didn't appear delectable. There were two cream cheese, one cherry and one apple.

Naturally, I claim the apple pastry; don't care about the others.

Well, I'm sitting here in the dining room a little while ago and she walks into the kitchen murmuring 'Hey, do you want me to just throw these things away?' as she slowly lifts the lid of the box that's still sitting on our kitchen counter.

My response is 'Just save me the apple; I don't want the others'

She walks away and I walk into the kitchen to make another cup of coffee. I open up the box of pastries and the only one left is the apple
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??
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:19:40 AM EDT
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So, yesterday, my wife brought a box of pastry type things home. A client of her place of employment gave them to her and damned if they didn't appear delectable. There were two cream cheese, one cherry and one apple.

Naturally, I claim the apple pastry; don't care about the others.

Well, I'm sitting here in the dining room a little while ago and she walks into the kitchen murmuring 'Hey, do you want me to just throw these things away?' as she slowly lifts the lid of the box that's still sitting on our kitchen counter.

My response is 'Just save me the apple; I don't want the others'

She walks away and I walk into the kitchen to make another cup of coffee. I open up the box of pastries and the only one left is the apple
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I wish I had a wife that did exactly what I told her to do.
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:22:20 AM EDT
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Tell the family that I said hi.  
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:24:51 AM EDT
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Tell the family that I said hi.  
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Ok
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:25:09 AM EDT
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You wouldn’t know.
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Correct. But I can win a fight.
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:25:54 AM EDT
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Correct. But I can win a fight.
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You wouldn’t know.
Correct. But I can win a fight.
You'd have to catch me.
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:27:31 AM EDT
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I wish I had a wife that did exactly what I told her to do.
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So, yesterday, my wife brought a box of pastry type things home. A client of her place of employment gave them to her and damned if they didn't appear delectable. There were two cream cheese, one cherry and one apple.

Naturally, I claim the apple pastry; don't care about the others.

Well, I'm sitting here in the dining room a little while ago and she walks into the kitchen murmuring 'Hey, do you want me to just throw these things away?' as she slowly lifts the lid of the box that's still sitting on our kitchen counter.

My response is 'Just save me the apple; I don't want the others'

She walks away and I walk into the kitchen to make another cup of coffee. I open up the box of pastries and the only one left is the apple
I wish I had a wife that did exactly what I told her to do.


Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:27:46 AM EDT
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Tell the family that I said hi.  
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Will do
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:27:55 AM EDT
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Close is only good in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nukes.
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Nukes need to be more accurate than you may expect
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:29:02 AM EDT
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Didn't we already cover that IWK made me your supervisor?
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Wow who are you to put a stop watch on this
Didn't we already cover that IWK made me your supervisor?
It’s true
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:29:40 AM EDT
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Keep doing that and you might get a better supervisor.
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:30:55 AM EDT
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You'd have to catch me.
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I’ll make a pile of beer, cigs and porn mags as bait
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:34:51 AM EDT
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I’ll make a pile of beer, cigs and porn mags as bait
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You'd have to catch me.
I’ll make a pile of beer, cigs and porn mags as bait
Just shoot him in the leg like the cops do then he can’t run away!
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:41:44 AM EDT
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I’ll make a pile of beer, cigs and porn mags as bait
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You'd have to catch me.
I’ll make a pile of beer, cigs and porn mags as bait
Damn
Looks like I'm gonna get my ass kicked.
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:46:20 AM EDT
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Damn
Looks like I'm gonna get my ass kicked.
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You'd have to catch me.
I’ll make a pile of beer, cigs and porn mags as bait
Damn
Looks like I'm gonna get my ass kicked.
Don’t feel bad. He’d catch me with that trap as well
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:52:27 AM EDT
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Nukes need to be more accurate than you may expect
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Close is only good in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nukes.
Nukes need to be more accurate than you may expect
If you're a block off, is the target still deaded?
Link Posted: 4/27/2019 9:54:32 AM EDT
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Damn
Looks like I'm gonna get my ass kicked.
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You’d better get there before I go through them all myself.
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