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Posted: 1/19/2023 6:13:41 PM EDT
Pectus excavatum
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:15:03 PM EDT
[#1]
An abnormally large penis.
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:15:59 PM EDT
[#2]
Three legs.
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:17:04 PM EDT
[#3]
Dimples.

Yes, they are considered a “defect”
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:17:42 PM EDT
[#4]
Ugly
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:19:51 PM EDT
[#5]
Hitchhiker thumb.
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:19:53 PM EDT
[#6]
A whales vagina.
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:20:23 PM EDT
[#7]
3 nuts.

It's a feature, not a bug......
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:21:13 PM EDT
[#8]
Joint hypermobility, but not the cool kind where you can bend your fingers all the way back. I got the constant sprains, dislocations, joint clicking, and pain part of it.
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:21:38 PM EDT
[#9]
Sacralization
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:22:14 PM EDT
[#10]
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I knew this would be the first post.
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:22:36 PM EDT
[#11]
Macropenis.
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:22:52 PM EDT
[#12]
Atrial septal defect.
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:23:28 PM EDT
[#13]
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3 nuts.

It's a feature, not a bug......
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Humm.... you can afford to loose/give a "left nut" (insert reason here) and you will be fine.....
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:23:36 PM EDT
[#14]
I have an irresistible urge to do data mining.
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:24:05 PM EDT
[#15]
Tinnitus and visual snow. Had them as long as I can remember, so I assume since birth.
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:24:27 PM EDT
[#16]
I'm allergic to bullshit.
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:25:17 PM EDT
[#17]
I was next to last in line for parts pick out and we got to the penis section the guy behind me said “oh great…I’m gonna stuck with that giant goofy  one”

He could have gotten my sweet little crooked one if he’d kept his mouth shut…that idiot.
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:26:24 PM EDT
[#18]
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Humm.... you can afford to loose/give a "left nut" (insert reason here) and you will be fine.....
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3 nuts.

It's a feature, not a bug......


Humm.... you can afford to loose/give a "left nut" (insert reason here) and you will be fine.....


Yup, in reserve for a later date of my choosing.
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:26:51 PM EDT
[#19]
Prehensile tail
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:28:04 PM EDT
[#20]
Horrible eyesight.  -9.5 in my left and -10 in my right.
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:28:28 PM EDT
[#21]
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I had that but it went away when we finally got cable.
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:28:50 PM EDT
[#22]
Terrible vision.
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:29:12 PM EDT
[#23]
-One ear is slightly higher than the other (~1/2 inch), causing my eyeglasses to tilt if not adjusted properly.
-The pinkie on my right hand has 4 palmar flexion creases rather than the normal 3.
-Prominent Darwin's tubercle






Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:30:45 PM EDT
[#24]
Cleft lip/palate
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:33:09 PM EDT
[#25]
I vibrate through walls.
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:34:50 PM EDT
[#26]
-little bit cross eyed
-teeny weinie
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:35:52 PM EDT
[#27]
I have a Napoleon complex
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:36:04 PM EDT
[#28]
Born premature, hearing impaired. Couldn't speak until 2.
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:36:09 PM EDT
[#29]
Coloboma
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:37:09 PM EDT
[#30]
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Wow.  Same here.  
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:38:00 PM EDT
[#31]
Little Donny symdrome
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:38:23 PM EDT
[#32]
I was born with a heart murmur.
ETA: I'm color blind too.  Not sure how I forgot that one.

My brother was born with 6 toes on one foot.

My non-biological grand daughter was born with 4 normal fingers and 2 F'ed up thumbs on one hand.  A surgeon made one good thumb out of the two.
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:39:55 PM EDT
[#33]
Congenital Bilateral Radio-ulnar Sinostosis!
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:40:12 PM EDT
[#34]
Night vision.  I cant see shit at night.  Driving at night, done with that.  Women at dark bars, done with that.  You would think a kid lives at my house if you saw the night lights just to take a piss.  It is embarrassing, but it works for me.  Always had it.
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:41:20 PM EDT
[#35]
my hair was red as a baby.
thankfully it got better.
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:41:33 PM EDT
[#36]
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Dimples.

Yes, they are considered a “defect”
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Same
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:42:30 PM EDT
[#37]
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:43:58 PM EDT
[#38]
Biggus Dickus
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:44:30 PM EDT
[#39]
I'm a man trapped inside a man's body who thinks I'm a man. Apparently that qualifies as a mental illness to the Left
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:48:00 PM EDT
[#40]
nothing, I'm perfect.
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:48:31 PM EDT
[#41]
Defective eyeballs.
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:48:35 PM EDT
[#42]
I'm basically a human tripod.
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:50:52 PM EDT
[#43]
Dicky doo syndrome
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:52:49 PM EDT
[#44]
Fused lower back
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:54:23 PM EDT
[#45]
Birthmark

Poor eyesight (-4.5, -5)

Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:55:17 PM EDT
[#46]
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Haha, good one

Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:55:35 PM EDT
[#47]
A wang so big it’s making us all mix drinks in Russia right now.
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:56:00 PM EDT
[#48]
Irish.  
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:56:51 PM EDT
[#49]
A malfunctioning pancreas.
Link Posted: 1/19/2023 6:57:17 PM EDT
[#50]
I'm part Lesbian.
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