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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:33:17 AM EST
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:37:31 AM EST
[#1]
kcolg30 likes?
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:38:09 AM EST
[#2]
"Does this smell like Chloroform to you?"
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:38:15 AM EST
[#3]
"And then I fit both of his nuts in my mouth"
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:38:19 AM EST
[#4]
He asked a simple question:
Have you ever had an orgasm so intense you passed out? It’s an pick-up old line from the 1970s. |
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:38:42 AM EST
[#5]
Double tap
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:39:39 AM EST
[#6]
I know you’re a dude. Your secret is safe with me.
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:40:21 AM EST
[#7]
“Gimme a snack pack!”
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:40:30 AM EST
[#8]
"Where's the ladies room?"
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:41:20 AM EST
[#9]
"Height doesn't matter."
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:41:24 AM EST
[#10]
Damn, he drew the short straw, literally, in life. Baldheaded and a munchkin.
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:41:25 AM EST
[#11]
They said I had to be this tall to ride, which, I am, obviously.
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:41:51 AM EST
[#12]
"Does my breath still smell like your butthole?"
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:42:14 AM EST
[#13]
Same thing this guy said:
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:42:14 AM EST
[#14]
"I'm from the IRS."
That wins them over EVERY time. 
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:43:58 AM EST
[#15]
"You gotta pay the troll toll to get in this boys hole"
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:44:59 AM EST
[#16]
"Your mom said that you wanted to join in tonight!"
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:46:57 AM EST
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: "Where's the ladies room?" 
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:47:22 AM EST
[#18]
When I climb down from this 20" tall step stool I want you to come to my room.
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:48:04 AM EST
[#19]
Can't believe it took this long for the meme to show up here.They never could get thru a bit without Silver making Anna laugh.
 John Silver Anna Jay meme |
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:48:25 AM EST
[#20]
Breaking news: Short guys repulse women, more at 11
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:49:03 AM EST
[#21]
We're all the same height laying down...
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:50:51 AM EST
[#22]
"Have you ever had your navel licked from the inside?"
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:51:07 AM EST
[#23]
I identify as a lesbian so it'll be okay.
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:51:32 AM EST
[#24]
Hey
I will pay for the abortion |
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:52:40 AM EST
[#25]
"He's the Super Villain of rap, and has like a dozen other personas like King Geedorah and Viktor Vaughn and he's totally your favorite rapper's favorite rapper..."
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:54:29 AM EST
[#26]
Is that guy like 5' 5"???
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:55:15 AM EST
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Can't believe it took this long for the meme to show up here.They never could get thru a bit without Silver making Anna laugh.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBPkyjTapS4Really?
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:56:37 AM EST
[#28]
"I help moderate a message board centered around firearms"
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:56:38 AM EST
[#29]
Today is dick day.
Wanna spot me? |
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:56:51 AM EST
[#30]
With that beard I am guessing "I give your father 2 camels for you now come wit me to da snack bar"
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Posted: 7/14/2022 11:59:55 AM EST
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:01:46 PM EST
[#32]
This is how tall my brodozer is.
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:04:14 PM EST
[#33]
I don't even have to take a knee to munch your fart box
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:05:22 PM EST
[#34]
"I was an extra in the Hobbit movies... hey if you want, I can get you an autograph from the guy who played Thorin"
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:06:49 PM EST
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: "I help moderate a message board centered around firearms" 
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:07:50 PM EST
[#36]
"smell my cologne,.. it's called come to me. Does it smell like cum to you?"
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:11:11 PM EST
[#37]
So I first started with no nut November and my gains SKYROCKETED.
I haven't jerked off in SIX months. |
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:21:03 PM EST
[#38]
"I'm gonna do you the same way that I do your mom".
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:22:47 PM EST
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:25:37 PM EST
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: "I help moderate a message board centered around firearms" So it's Aimless? |
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:27:24 PM EST
[#41]
Roids don’t make dicks smaller
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:32:06 PM EST
[#42]
"It's called a Traeger, it's just like a real BBQ pit, but my mom lets me use it unsupervised."
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:33:09 PM EST
[#43]
“And so I said to Legolas, that still counts as just one.”
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:39:53 PM EST
[#44]
"Baby, my dick is so big, it has a knee in it!"
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:40:46 PM EST
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: “And so I said to Legolas, that still counts as just one.” LOL! "Without my lifts, I'm about this tall." |
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:41:57 PM EST
[#46]
"Have you heard about CrossFit?"
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:43:40 PM EST
[#47]
Hey baby, I am a crossfit instructor. This Michelob ultra light is keto friendly. I ate 3 pounds of bacon today. I could totally lift you over my head.
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:44:48 PM EST
[#48]
High waisted jeans are an abomination.
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:48:33 PM EST
[#49]
"Know how I know we're gonna have sex later?
. . . . . . . . . . . Because I'm stronger than you." |
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Posted: 7/14/2022 12:50:27 PM EST
[#50]
“And My Axe!”
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