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Actually now that I think about it, the sugar-free gummy bears that make you shit yourself are probably the worst.
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Quoted: Don’t ever question the superiority of Milk Duds or I will be forced to not be as respectful next time. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Milk duds Da fuq? Don’t ever question the superiority of Milk Duds or I will be forced to not be as respectful next time. Milk duds are bad ass- hence my incredulity. |
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What the hell are “circus peanuts”? Little peanut-shaped peeps?
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Quoted: I vote for Circus Peanuts https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41LhZG4rhwL._AC_UL320_.jpg Candy Corn https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61Z0Tat5sSL._AC_UL320_.jpg Wintergreen candies https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/216HOnN7mvL._QL70_FMwebp_.jpg View Quote Add ribbon candy and you have a perfect list. |
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Quoted: What the hell are “circus peanuts”? Little peanut-shaped peeps? View Quote Here you go: What Are Circus Peanuts And How Are They Actually Made? |
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View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: What the hell are “circus peanuts”? Little peanut-shaped peeps? Here you go: What Are Circus Peanuts And How Are They Actually Made? So they are peanut-shaped peeps… |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: What the hell are “circus peanuts”? Little peanut-shaped peeps? Here you go: What Are Circus Peanuts And How Are They Actually Made? So they are peanut-shaped peeps… Circus peanuts are nasty compared to peeps. If peeps were bourbon, circus peanuts would be Bud Light. |
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Quoted: Damn. I didn't think anyone else had ever even seen them. Although, once you have had one, it leaves a lasting memory. They taste like a rotting dumpster smells. We got a couple in a mix-your-own bag in Chinatown. Throwing them in the garbage wasn't enough. We had to take the garbage out to get rid of the smell. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/78788/Products_0005964_LRG-3000817.jpg View Quote I have a coworker married to a half Italian/half Vietnamese girl. Apparently his MiL loves them and he thought it would be funny to put them in the community candy dish and spread the misery that is their existence. |
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Quoted: Glad to see another deconstructed Payday fan. I know I went on a bit of a tangent with medicine flavored candy and limes starburst, but you made it all the way to parsley. I am impressed. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Mix candy corn with salted peanuts. It tastes just like a payday candy bar. Circus peanuts are disgusting. The wintergreen candies are made from Pepto Bismol. I can see why some people like them as medicine flavored candy seems to be a thing with people. Cherry Starburst are an example. Taste just like cough syrup. I wish they would bring back the lime flavored ones. UK Starburst still have them. Yeah, candy corn is more of a Halloween nostalgia thing for me than anything. As per your recommendation, I have mixed them in a small bowl with roasted peanuts in Halloween season for my family and I, back when my kids were young and it improved the taste significantly. Worst candy for me, since I was a kiid are those small, different colored "traditional Christmas candies". I've never understood the appeal. Seems like one of those strange, rather meaningless traditions of something not intended for human consumption. Just like parsley sprigs served with meat dishes when I was a kid growing up in the 1960s. Back then if my parents or grandparents ordered steak in a restaurant it always seemed to come with a very small amount of parsley on the side. I can recall seeing parsley come on plates at restaurants - but have never seen the parsley eaten. Iirc, my mom once told me the parsley was to cleanse the palate. I think the ginger that comes with sushi does a better job. Glad to see another deconstructed Payday fan. I know I went on a bit of a tangent with medicine flavored candy and limes starburst, but you made it all the way to parsley. I am impressed. Back at ya, bro. You know, I never thought of my candy corn w/roasted peanuts combo as a deconstructed Payday, however you nailed it. I loved Paydays as a kid, my favorite candy bar. And yeah, you are correct about the extent of the tangent I went off on. After writing it, I actually thought to myself, "Someone needs to start a separate "The useless nature of parsley sprigs" thread and I wondered how much bewilderment said sprigs have caused innocent diners over the years. That perhaps I accidentally derailed the thread, leading to pages of frustrated steak eaters expressing their PTSD caused by those little green palate/breath cleansers. |
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View Quote YES! Those things... I used to pull them out of my bag and toss them back at the houses that handed those out. |
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View Quote yep, I had those in Nurmo. Never again I vowed. Never again. |
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Yeah anything with coconut is gross. The texture is like wood shavings, and the taste is like sunblock. |
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Quoted: https://sweetjennyswilliamsville.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/candy-cigarettes.jpg These. The only reason we used to get them was so we could pretend to smoke cigarettes. View Quote Yeah! I had all but forgotten about candy cigarettes! I too, used them as a kid so that I could pretend I was smoking, nothing more. |
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Quoted: Don’t ever question the superiority of Milk Duds or I will be forced to not be as respectful next time. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Milk duds Da fuq? Don’t ever question the superiority of Milk Duds or I will be forced to not be as respectful next time. Did you read the thread title? We're doing WORST candy, not "best." |
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Quoted: https://sweetjennyswilliamsville.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/candy-cigarettes.jpg These. The only reason we used to get them was so we could pretend to smoke cigarettes. View Quote When I went trick or treating as a kid, a lot of houses used to give those out. They are like eating chalk. I had some a year or two ago and they haven't changed, either. |
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View Quote I ate half the bag proving my manhood to family and friends. |
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When I was a child my grandmother would give me horehound candy. I hated her for that.
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Quoted: Sen-sen. hands down the worst shit to ever be produced and sold. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3a/Sen-Sen.jpg/220px-Sen-Sen.jpg View Quote My HS art teacher always had Sen-Sen on her breath. Didn't know what it was at first, then I saw her carrying it. Probably popped one when she left the smoker's lounge. She was nice, and a cool teacher. |
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OP nailed some of the worst. I'll add those giant flat sided, swirl-colored lollipops as big as saucer plates you'd find at fairs and amusement parks. They were disgusting.
Necco wafers weren't considered edible, and instead were my first introduction to reactive targets. We'd wedge them into cracks along a board and shoot them with .22s. |
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Was going to say Peeps or Candy Corn, but forgot about those Circus Peanuts...
And there's also those black and orange taffy candies some people give out on Halloween. |
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Quoted: I like candy corn. In this house, a bowl of it doesn't last long. Five pages in and no one has mentioned the worst candy of all...whatever these things are called. You physically cannot eat them without ripping a square of paper off along with them. Who wants to eat paper? https://i.imgur.com/7cR5YNX.jpg View Quote When I was a kid you could not find these locally! Anywhere! Saw them on the original psychedelic Willy Wonka, and literally dreamt about them. One day I found some. Never meet your hero's . |
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Quoted: Not even close... https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/440308/horehound-stick-candy_jpeg-3000674.JPG View Quote Horehound candies washed down with a glass full of Moxie soda...what's not to like! |
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What is wrong with y'all? All these candies are good in moderation. I remember sharing most of the old time candies with my father. Necco wafers, spearmint rounds, etc. Maybe thats why I'm diabetic now!!!
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View Quote Damn bro, you just brought back a repressed memory. Nasty ass ultra dark black licorice type stuff suddenly came to mind when I saw that package. I ate some once, in 1998. |
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Quoted: I vote for Circus Peanuts This for sure!!! https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41LhZG4rhwL._AC_UL320_.jpg Candy Corn AND this SHIT for sure!!!! https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61Z0Tat5sSL._AC_UL320_.jpg Wintergreen candies WTF is this shit!!!! https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/216HOnN7mvL._QL70_FMwebp_.jpg View Quote |
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Quoted: "Spangler Candy makes about 32,000 pounds of circus peanuts daily" who is eating 16 tons of this stuff??https://www.ar15.com/images/smilies/smiley_abused.gif https://www.mashed.com/680651/what-are-circus-peanuts-and-how-are-they-actually-made/ View Quote 32,000 pounds a day * 365 days a year = 11,680,000 pounds produced a year a 20 pound box of bulk circus peanuts / ~1200 peanuts per box = .016667 pounds per peanut 11,680,000 pounds produced / .016667 pounds per peanut = ~700,800,000 circus peanuts produced a year That's less than two circus peanuts produced every year for each US resident. And that's assuming none are exported either. If you have one 5 oz bag a year you're eating roughly eight times your share of circus peanuts. |
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