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8/18/2018 8:17:02 PM EDT
I was gonna say cheating excluded, since there's plenty of us here with that story..
But include it all. Post the single most fucked up thing someone has done to you in your life.

Mine is being cheated on by my wife of 8 years with a fucking drywaller. I'm closing in on 6 figures annually, we have 2 houses and my kids and her wanted for nothing, and I called the piece of shit she was seeing behind my back a painter because he works for a painting company.. she had the fucking nerve to correct that and say "he's a DRYWALLER, not a painter" as if it makes all the difference in the world.. it would be comical if it wasn't so fucked up..  Fucking bitch.
Post yours.
8/18/2018 8:18:26 PM EDT
[#1]
Old GF gave me a rim job. Does that count?

If the wife doesn't want to reconcile then move on. Yes it fucked up, yes the kids suffer, yes you will be cheated out if being a father but you only have this life make the most of it.
8/18/2018 8:18:59 PM EDT
[#2]
Yeah.... not posting that.
8/18/2018 8:21:01 PM EDT
[#3]
5 pages and 2 bans
8/18/2018 8:22:52 PM EDT
[#4]
Site staff touched my middle.
8/18/2018 8:24:23 PM EDT
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Wilson?

Edit.
8/18/2018 8:25:09 PM EDT
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Aimless?
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He didn't say pecked..
8/18/2018 8:26:57 PM EDT
[#7]
My best friend killing himself.
8/18/2018 8:28:35 PM EDT
[#8]
Birth dad and his wife molested me and my step sister. That was pretty messed up.
8/18/2018 8:29:18 PM EDT
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I was gonna say cheating excluded, since there's plenty of us here with that story..
But include it all. Post the single most fucked up thing someone has done to you in your life.

Mine is being cheated on by my wife of 8 years with a fucking drywaller. I'm closing in on 6 figures annually, we have 2 houses and my kids and her wanted for nothing, and I called the piece of shit she was seeing behind my back a painter because he works for a painting company.. she had the fucking nerve to correct that and say "he's a DRYWALLER, not a painter" as if it makes all the difference in the world.. it would be comical if it wasn't so fucked up..  Fucking bitch.
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I paint houses for a living. Something wrong with that?
8/18/2018 8:29:20 PM EDT
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Let's try to keep it light.
8/18/2018 8:30:35 PM EDT
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Birth dad and his wife molested me and my step sister. That was pretty messed up.
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Dammit.
8/18/2018 8:31:40 PM EDT
[#12]
FHRC tried to become my president.
8/18/2018 8:32:04 PM EDT
[#13]
My parents gave me away
8/18/2018 8:32:54 PM EDT
[#14]
A friend once made me a pepperoni pizza and he put a jalapeno under each pepperoni
8/18/2018 8:35:28 PM EDT
[#15]
My father abandoned us when I was 7.

Just packed up and left, said he didn't want a wife and kids any more.
8/18/2018 8:35:29 PM EDT
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Holy fuck, I'm not even gonna say mine now, just damn
8/18/2018 8:35:30 PM EDT
[#17]
I don't want to talk about it. It was that bad.
8/18/2018 8:35:52 PM EDT
[#18]
Good friend came to me begging for a $5,000 loan to cover his payroll for his employees.  Had two big contracts that where due in 10 days so he could pay me back with interest. Signed the notes with the details and then went and desolved the business the very next day and left me high and dry. Yep, learned my lesson.
8/18/2018 8:36:05 PM EDT
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8/18/2018 8:38:15 PM EDT
[#20]
“You deserve to die alone.”
8/18/2018 8:38:17 PM EDT
[#21]
Early version of the knock-out game that gave me a bilateral fracture of the jaw.  I was 14 and did not yet weigh 100 lbs.  My shoulders landed 6 feet from where my feet were.  But, the kid did not knock me out.
8/18/2018 8:38:54 PM EDT
[#22]
My best friend from the seventh grade, my roommate in my twenties, moved out of our shared apartment while I was deployed to JOTC Panama, left the doors wide, all my stuff exposed.

Luckily, some other friends stopped by, figured out what had happened, loaded all my crap and took it to my parents.

Blindsided.

That was worse than a cheating ho, because I expect ho's to cheat.
8/18/2018 8:38:57 PM EDT
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Ditto at 8 years old, my little sister was an infant.

Now I'm the kind of person who wants to torture those who hurt kids
8/18/2018 8:39:20 PM EDT
[#24]
When I was a kid my best friend in the neighborhood and I each gave each other a Christmas gift.

One year he gifted me a model F-15, the same one I had given him the year before
8/18/2018 8:41:20 PM EDT
[#25]
Let me see...

Guy 1 nearly killed me.
Guy 2 stole $10K from me (big mistake-I got it back and he served a felony sentence-and I enjoyed every minute of it).
Wife walked out.
Neighbor poisoned my cat.

Nah, the most fucked up thing was the fry cook at McDs put those nasty microwaved pickle shit on my burger.
8/18/2018 8:41:32 PM EDT
[#26]
Guy called 911 and requested an ambulance for a stomach ache.

We show up and knock on the door, he tells us to come in.  We walk in the door and see him sitting on his couch with a .357 to his chin.  Says "Sorry you have to see this, I just didn't want my family to find me."

*BOOM!*

The best part of the story is after all was said and done we messaged our dispatcher to let them know we were clearing the scene and they dropped another call on us instantly for.....abdominal pain.
8/18/2018 8:42:00 PM EDT
[#27]
Even if you can't do math, you can always do drywall.
8/18/2018 8:42:17 PM EDT
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So you had a pretty good life so far
8/18/2018 8:42:32 PM EDT
[#29]
Had a psycho uncle try to push me down a set of staird at my grandparents house shortly after my grandmothers death. In his mind it was somehow my fault she had a heart attack while cooking xmas dinner and dying on xmas eve.
8/18/2018 8:42:47 PM EDT
[#30]
Ex wife walked out on our three boys and I and wants not to do with them.
8/18/2018 8:43:20 PM EDT
[#31]
Hired a guy to do some clean up work. He came back later and stole a bunch of guns. I can't prove it and none of the guns have showed up on NCIC yet. Asshole moved to another state so hunting him down would be a problem.
8/18/2018 8:47:24 PM EDT
[#32]
I had a really shitty absentee father. He wasn't as bad as some peoples' fathers as I wasn't sexually abused and he usually paid child support though.

Had a friend poison (figuratively) my best friend's perception of me and turned him against me for no apparent reason other than jealousy.
8/18/2018 8:48:56 PM EDT
[#33]
Promised me a really good job.
8/18/2018 8:50:49 PM EDT
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Good friend came to me begging for a $5,000 loan to cover his payroll for his employees.  Had two big contracts that where due in 10 days so he could pay me back with interest. Signed the notes with the details and then went and desolved the business the very next day and left me high and dry. Yep, learned my lesson.
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Is there an aftermath to this story?  Wondering if you see him around town or anything.

@Railhead
8/18/2018 8:50:51 PM EDT
[#35]
Launch an RPG at me
8/18/2018 8:51:49 PM EDT
[#36]
Arocked.
8/18/2018 8:54:00 PM EDT
[#37]
Cheating wife....could be worse.
8/18/2018 8:56:02 PM EDT
[#38]
Went to a party. Informed friends I had to leave in an hour.

They let all the air out of my tires.
8/18/2018 8:58:36 PM EDT
[#39]
My ex wife and her ejection strategy
8/18/2018 8:58:48 PM EDT
[#40]
X wife spent a year and half meticulously preplanning the divorce before she filed. X wife also poisoned my our dog and left me to put him down. That’s why marriage means absolutely nothing to me now.
8/18/2018 8:59:13 PM EDT
[#41]
Not as bad as what I did to them in return.
8/18/2018 9:02:04 PM EDT
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No kidding.

"Hey, remember that really traumatic thing that happened to you?  Entertain me with your tale."
8/18/2018 9:02:19 PM EDT
[#43]
Been a few crappy things but I am sure I am repressing the really bad ones and I am not about to try to dredge them up.
Of the ones I can recall it has been an ex-wife each time. (twice divorced)
8/18/2018 9:02:34 PM EDT
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A guy I considered my best friend for years (who I ended up being a manager over) got into meth. I did everything I could to help him, he tried to force me to fire him when I told him I had to “demote him” but he was still going to be doing good financially. Hoping that the demotion would help him wake up.... He told me to fire him or he would quit.  I refused to fire him

He quit

I told him he put himself in the position and that I wasn’t going to be the “bad guy”. He tried claim unemployment which I fought and then he told me I should slit my own throat...
8/18/2018 9:02:51 PM EDT
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Just joined today, eh?

Already an expert on arfcom euphemisms?

Impressive.

8/18/2018 9:03:11 PM EDT
[#46]
My ex accused me of molesting my 3 children during our divorce.  That was the most despicable thing ever done to me, but I got the last laugh....I got sole custody of my kids.
8/18/2018 9:05:40 PM EDT
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My best friend killing himself.
Let's try to keep it light.
Do you think maybe OP's question in the thread title kind of eliminates that possibility?
8/18/2018 9:08:07 PM EDT
[#48]
Something's are best left in the past.
8/18/2018 9:08:59 PM EDT
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Well, it's a true story, but meant to invoke laughter, not pity.

The major stresses in my life are self-inflicted or otherwise unavoidable
8/18/2018 9:09:36 PM EDT
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Besides my ex wife taking 55K and leaving me, i would have to say my mom calling me a baby killer upon my returm from iraq. Shes a fucking liberal from NJ. Havent talked to her in 9 years now. Guess im out of the will....

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