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Posted: 6/4/2020 2:02:52 PM EST

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I think it’s gotta be Little Caesars.

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yup.

Posted: 6/4/2020 2:05:58 PM EST

[#2]

Pizza Hut

Posted: 6/4/2020 2:10:42 PM EST

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cici's

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Correct.

The one chain pizza I will not abide. LC is fine for what it is.

Posted: 6/4/2020 2:13:31 PM EST

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All bad. I has one-month SME experience ;)

When but a lad, I was in need of cash, and a friend said, “Hey, I am making a bunch of cash on tips, come deliver pizza at Pizza Hut.”

Minimum wage, did pull some cash money, one free personal pizza a shift, seemed ok. No college girls pulling me in :(

Then they kept hiring drivers, so less work and they said “Hey, can you help out and make a pizza?” Sure. Rings, everything is measured, chain belt pizza oven removes timing from the problem.

“Go into the freezer and grab a bag of shredded cheese.”

Reads label: “40% CELLULOSE.”

That’s right. If you are eating at Pizza Hut, you are paying to eat a lot of fucking PAPER which humans cannot digest.

Wood pulp is definitely adding fiber to your diet.

If you eat anything made with a Taco Bell (same parent company) corn tortilla, same additive... might explain some aspects of the user experience...

Posted: 6/4/2020 2:14:52 PM EST

[#5]

Papa johns

Posted: 6/4/2020 2:16:47 PM EST

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Chuck E. Cheese certified pre-owned pizza.

The one around here was actually open for carry out during stay-at-home. You could tell because they wrote it in white shoe polish on the window. I think I'd go for dollar-store frozen pizza first.

https://s3-media1.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/voVbnztLzQrVkON4_Ufs5w/o.jpg

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Yes.

On the other hand I love Casey's. It's gringo as fuck they don't even pretend. If you touch my bacon cheeseburger pizza I WILL blade at 45.

Posted: 6/4/2020 2:19:54 PM EST

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False. Mellow Mushroom Mighty meaty

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MM is pretty good but holy shit the price. I can't bring myself to pay that much for a pizza.

Last time I went I got a stromboli and it was good, but it and a drink was close to $15.

Posted: 6/4/2020 2:21:26 PM EST

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That shit on a disc from hungry howies is pretty bad

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The fuck?

Cajun crust FTW

Posted: 6/4/2020 2:22:24 PM EST

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LC is good. Cici's is terrible. Domino's is garbage.

Posted: 6/4/2020 2:24:01 PM EST

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I thought Cicis was on par with most of the NYC style pizza I tried.

. Went to multiple places.

Casey's has good pizza and they load it up, good for a chain.

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Casey's is awesome. In sales they're something like the #5 pizza chain in the US, which is amazing since they're run out of a gas station.

Posted: 6/4/2020 2:24:15 PM EST

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Pizza Hut is so far down the list I'd rather eat out of a random trashcan in downtown Seattle than eat their "pizza"

Posted: 6/4/2020 2:24:22 PM EST

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Any pizza from a chain is bad pizza.

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But what about Mellow Mushroom and California Pizza Kitchen?

And how is Papa Ginos these days?

Posted: 6/4/2020 2:26:38 PM EST

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I can't stand the smell of Domino's pizza, makes me sick to my stomach every time.

Posted: 6/4/2020 2:28:22 PM EST

[#14]

Cicci's

Posted: 6/4/2020 2:29:12 PM EST

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Little Caesars is consistent at least, you get a known quantity and quality of food for your $6 and you can make a couple meals out of it. Plus they have a drive-through, equally mediocre wings, and their food is usually ready.

Cici’s, on the other hand, rhymes with Feces for a reason. Though if you order a whole pizza for takeout it seems to be a higher quality than their buffet pizzas somehow. I used to work in the same strip mall as one and got a pizza from there a couple times a week and actually found it acceptable considering the convenience. Plus the counter girl had a bit of a crush on me.

Posted: 6/4/2020 2:29:42 PM EST

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Papa Johns hands down.

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Posted: 6/4/2020 2:30:15 PM EST

[#17]

OP is correct.

Posted: 6/4/2020 2:32:04 PM EST

[#18]

All of them.

Dominos, Pizzahut, little ceasars, Sparro, Pappa Johns... All equally disgusting.

Since I live in the greatest pizza area in the world... my bar is set high.

Posted: 6/4/2020 2:32:51 PM EST

[#19]

Cici’s

Posted: 6/4/2020 2:37:50 PM EST

[#20]

OPNI

Posted: 6/4/2020 2:38:42 PM EST

[#21]

Everyone that's saying Dominos hasn't eaten there in years, and it shows. Years ago, they were the worst. Cardboard and ketchup. But they're actually pretty good now.

Posted: 6/4/2020 2:39:18 PM EST

[#22]

Dominos

Posted: 6/4/2020 2:40:09 PM EST

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Are you insane? No way is Papa John's worse than Little Cesar's.

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No he's right Papa John's is worse than Little Caesars.

Papa John's sauce is way too sweet, they don't put enough toppings on no matter how much you pay for and they can never get the damn pizza done even when you put on the order that you want it well done.

It's always half melted cheese, sauce that is way too sweet an entirely too much dough.

I would rather have a Totino's pizza then I would a Papa John's Pizza

Posted: 6/4/2020 2:44:21 PM EST

[#24]

Little Greasers thin crust was actually not that bad. They still put way to much cheese on it.

Posted: 6/4/2020 2:52:59 PM EST

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Little Caesars
Dominos
Pizza Hut
Papa Johns

In order of shittness

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I agree with Rays analyses.

Posted: 6/4/2020 3:18:35 PM EST

[#26]

kids love Papa Johns..
I'd rather eat a Kroger pizza than Little Casears..

Posted: 6/4/2020 3:37:55 PM EST

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Are you insane? No way is Papa John's worse than Little Cesar's.

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+1

Posted: 6/4/2020 3:39:37 PM EST

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Isn't cocaine lips Papa John out as CEO?

Guarantee its why it took such a shit...once, once upon a time it was decent

Even my local Venezia's Pizzeria pizza joint, quality has since taken a dip.

Posted: 6/4/2020 3:48:44 PM EST

[#29]

I won't say I enjoy it, but their deep dish is tolerable for a $5 lunch. That said, that is the only kind of pizza from Little Caesars that I find edible.

Posted: 6/4/2020 3:51:02 PM EST

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cici's

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The Golden Corral of pizza buffets except not as good. Filled with the stench of obesity with undertones of insulin.

Posted: 6/4/2020 4:00:13 PM EST

[#31]

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Little Caesars is consistent at least, you get a known quantity and quality of food for your $6 and you can make a couple meals out of it. Plus they have a drive-through, equally mediocre wings, and their food is usually ready.

Cici's, on the other hand, rhymes with Feces for a reason. Though if you order a whole pizza for takeout it seems to be a higher quality than their buffet pizzas somehow. I used to work in the same strip mall as one and got a pizza from there a couple times a week and actually found it acceptable considering the convenience. Plus the counter girl had a bit of a crush on me.

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Is your name Ron Johnson? Sell stereos?

Posted: 6/4/2020 4:01:28 PM EST

[#32]

Little Caesars is ok for the money.

Pizza Hut is total garbage.

Posted: 6/4/2020 4:04:13 PM EST

[#33]

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Any pizza from a chain is bad pizza.

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Old Chicago and Mellow Mushroom disagree with you

Posted: 6/4/2020 4:07:55 PM EST

[#34]

Cici's

Posted: 6/4/2020 4:17:01 PM EST

[#35]

I have never tried Papa Johns or Little Ceasars, but i find it hard to believe there is pizza shittier than Dominos and Pizza Hut.

Even the pizza chain that EBT built Papa Murphys is better than Dominos or Pizza Hut.

Posted: 6/4/2020 4:18:00 PM EST

[#36]

Dominos hands down.

Posted: 6/4/2020 4:19:48 PM EST

[#37]

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I think it’s gotta be Little Caesars.

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It is actually my FIRST choice.
At $5 a pop, quantity has it's own question.

Posted: 6/4/2020 4:19:51 PM EST

[#38]

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They're all gross

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Any pizza from a chain is bad pizza.

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Posted: 6/4/2020 4:30:42 PM EST

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Any pizza from a chain is bad pizza.

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Jets pizza is awesome.

Posted: 6/4/2020 4:42:58 PM EST

[#40]

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All bad. I has one-month SME experience ;)

When but a lad, I was in need of cash, and a friend said, "Hey, I am making a bunch of cash on tips, come deliver pizza at Pizza Hut."

Minimum wage, did pull some cash money, one free personal pizza a shift, seemed ok. No college girls pulling me in :(

Then they kept hiring drivers, so less work and they said "Hey, can you help out and make a pizza?" Sure. Rings, everything is measured, chain belt pizza oven removes timing from the problem.

"Go into the freezer and grab a bag of shredded cheese."

Reads label: "40% CELLULOSE."

That's right. If you are eating at Pizza Hut, you are paying to eat a lot of fucking PAPER which humans cannot digest.

Wood pulp is definitely adding fiber to your diet.

If you eat anything made with a Taco Bell (same parent company) corn tortilla, same additive... might explain some aspects of the user experience...

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As someone that worked there 11 years you're full of shit. The cheese had corn starch added to keep it from clumping. I was there when they went from making the dough everyday to frozen dough. I was there when they went through 4 different kinds of cheese and settled on the micro cubed cheese.

ETA the worst is pizza patron they don't even cut right

Posted: 6/4/2020 4:59:49 PM EST

[#41]

My children are small enough to delight at the thought of about any pizza. Both told me that Little Caesar’s is the worst.

Posted: 6/4/2020 5:01:30 PM EST

[#42]

pizza ranch---that shit is fucking gross

Posted: 6/4/2020 5:05:03 PM EST

[#43]

Little Caesars
Dominos
Papa Johns

In order of shittness

Posted: 6/4/2020 5:47:10 PM EST

[#44]

Pizza Hut is instant acid reflux for me. So greasy!

Posted: 6/4/2020 5:59:38 PM EST

[#45]

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I think it’s gotta be Little Caesars.

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When I saw the title to your your thread I thought the same thing, do to how cheap they are according to threads
posted here.

From experience I have no idea.
I don't eat pizza from any of them.

Posted: 6/4/2020 6:02:21 PM EST

[#46]

I like them all. But I’m a cheap whore

Posted: 6/4/2020 6:02:29 PM EST

[#47]

In case nobody's mentioned it, "Imo's" a regional St. Louis area chain is by far, the most disgusting pizza I have ever tried to eat. It makes Little Ceaser's taste like gormet.