What to do when a girl stares you down? (Shopping experience from store workers) - Page 1

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Posted: 7/22/2020 12:26:38 AM EDT

I went shopping today for food at a local store (not Walmart) I had my mask on and the cart girl was wiping them down. She offered me a cart, I said no, but she just stared me down with her eyes looked like she was smiling. I kept walking away and she was looking.

Then there's another girl by her and she was looking at me.

What do you say to girls staring at you, I feel like with covid 19 there's gotta be something new to say.

Any jokes or pick up lines with masks?
Could I just say you are staring at me joking or is it the mask.

Posted: 7/22/2020 12:30:31 AM EDT

[#1]

Just look away.

Posted: 7/22/2020 12:31:03 AM EDT

[#2]

This one always works: "May I rub your tits?"

Posted: 7/22/2020 12:31:24 AM EDT

[#3]

Say "is that a clam in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

Posted: 7/22/2020 12:32:47 AM EDT

[#4]

"My fly is open again, isn't it?" Say that as you are doing a slight hip thrust.

Posted: 7/22/2020 12:34:39 AM EDT

[#5]

If they stare at you hard, just smile and say in your best Ric Flair voice are you ready to ride space mountain followed by a loud wooooooo.

Posted: 7/22/2020 12:34:44 AM EDT

[#6]

Helicopter time!

Posted: 7/22/2020 12:36:03 AM EDT

[#7]

Pull your dick out. They love that

Posted: 7/22/2020 12:36:16 AM EDT

[#8]

Posted: 7/22/2020 12:37:17 AM EDT

[#9]

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This one always works: "May I rub your tits?"

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Posted: 7/22/2020 12:37:20 AM EDT

[#10]

Just say the truth: "I will be jacking it to your image in my mind later."

Posted: 7/22/2020 12:39:39 AM EDT

[#11]

....says 95% of single men on arfcom

Posted: 7/22/2020 12:40:10 AM EDT

[#12]

Wait general discussions thread. Mark as spam

Posted: 7/22/2020 12:40:17 AM EDT

[#13]

Posted: 7/22/2020 12:44:19 AM EDT

[#14]

Ask them if they would love to go out to red lobster or olive garden.

Chicks love classy restaurants.

Posted: 7/22/2020 12:48:30 AM EDT

[#15]

Posted: 7/22/2020 12:49:13 AM EDT

[#16]

"Hey, I'm (name), nice to meet you. Wierd times huh... maybe I'll see you again next (insert day of week). Have a good day/night. It was nice meeting you".

Reappear next week. Same time.

What do you have to lose?

Posted: 7/22/2020 12:50:12 AM EDT

[#17]

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Ask them if they would love to go out to red lobster or olive garden.

~~Chicks~~ bitches love classy restaurants.

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"Why I gotta pay the restaurant? Why can't I just pay the girl, and she can go get groceries or somethin' on her own time?"

Posted: 7/22/2020 12:50:22 AM EDT

[#18]

You're supposed to whip it out and shake it at her.

Posted: 7/22/2020 12:52:06 AM EDT

[#19]

Did you have a foil wrapped zucchini in your pants?

Posted: 7/22/2020 12:58:02 AM EDT

[#20]

She wants to put her stinky on your hangdown, OP.

Posted: 7/22/2020 12:58:37 AM EDT

[#21]

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Did you have a foil wrapped zucchini in your pants?

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Posted: 7/22/2020 12:59:34 AM EDT

[#22]

Tell them you're happy to have the masks. It hides you licking your lips in anticipation.

Posted: 7/22/2020 1:04:40 AM EDT

[#23]

OP has eyes like this

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Posted: 7/22/2020 1:06:04 AM EDT

[#24]

How about hello?

Posted: 7/22/2020 1:08:20 AM EDT

[#25]

Just give her a wink and move on.

Posted: 7/22/2020 1:10:55 AM EDT

[#26]

Women keep making deep eye contact with me over the last few weeks when I’m wearing a mask. It’s weird. I don’t know what to say.

Posted: 7/22/2020 1:12:17 AM EDT

[#27]

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Ask them if they would love to go out to red lobster or olive garden.

Chicks love classy restaurants.

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Road captains take their dates to Applebee's.

Posted: 7/22/2020 1:16:39 AM EDT

[#28]

They probably aren't looking at you, past you or "through" you, because working retail is fucking hell right now.

I can't imagine grocery store workers nightmares.

Posted: 7/22/2020 1:17:21 AM EDT

[#29]

The eyes are the windows to the soul...

And a shortcut to the pussy.

Step up your game OP. I've been married three times (and divorced) and had countless girlfriends and hookups.

Say something, even if its corny. "I like your earrings." "I can see the smile in your eyes." "I appreciate you doing this for me. Can I buy you a cup of coffee later?"

Posted: 7/22/2020 1:18:45 AM EDT

[#30]

Masks have really ruined the "I'd hit it" game.

Posted: 7/22/2020 1:19:14 AM EDT

[#31]

Posted: 7/22/2020 1:21:03 AM EDT

[#32]

Me and nice yoga pant girl almost ran into each other with our shopping carts recently; she was masked, I was not.

I blurted out "I'd so quarantine with you" with a nice smile. She giggled, got embarrassed.

A minute or 3 later further down the aisle she passed me and said "Thank you for that. You can't see it but I'm smiling ear to ear".

Was a nice exchange.

Posted: 7/22/2020 1:21:06 AM EDT

[#33]

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Done!

Posted: 7/22/2020 1:21:07 AM EDT

[#34]

Pee on them to establish dominance.

Posted: 7/22/2020 1:22:18 AM EDT

[#35]

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The eyes are the windows to the soul...

And a shortcut to the pussy.

Step up your game OP. I've been married three times (and divorced) and had countless girlfriends and hookups.

Say something, even if its corny. "I like your earrings." "I can see the smile in your eyes." "I appreciate you doing this for me. Can I buy you a cup of coffee later?"

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One my my friends met his wife at a bar when she said "Nice boots" to him when we were waiting at the bar to get more beer and he came right back with "Nice tits" so yeah I've seen the corny approach work.

...well she's now his ex-wife, but hey it did open the door.

Posted: 7/22/2020 1:43:18 AM EDT

[#36]

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"Hey, I'm (name), nice to meet you. Wierd times huh... maybe I'll see you again next (insert day of week). Have a good day/night. It was nice meeting you".

Reappear next week. Same time.

What do you have to lose?

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That's how I met my wife. She was a cashier at Walmart and I kept asking her out until she asked me out. Been married almost 20 years and she no longer works at Walmart. She's a nurse now.

Posted: 7/22/2020 1:45:55 AM EDT

[#37]

You guys have toilet paper stuck to your shoe. FYI

Posted: 7/22/2020 1:50:15 AM EDT

[#38]

Ask her to show you the most expensive fruit plate in the grocery store.

Posted: 7/22/2020 1:51:36 AM EDT

[#39]

Tell her “I bet you taste great”. Works every time.

Posted: 7/22/2020 1:51:37 AM EDT

[#40]

"I don't mind these things; I can breathe through my ears"

Posted: 7/22/2020 2:01:14 AM EDT

[#41]

Cart girl at Walmart?! While she may be an Arfcom 10, she's more than likely a real world 3.

Posted: 7/22/2020 2:18:59 AM EDT

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Ah! The classic cunt punt!

Posted: 7/22/2020 2:19:43 AM EDT

[#43]

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Masks have really ruined the "I'd hit it" game.

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"When I was in Iraq, all the ladies wore these, like, curtains, so all I could go on was the eyes --and that weren't enough for me. You see, I'd find a girl with them pretty eyes, and when I'd finally get those curtains off...I'd have myself a tragedy."

Posted: 7/22/2020 2:22:09 AM EDT

[#44]

Seriously? No one? Show her yer nuts.

Posted: 7/22/2020 2:24:57 AM EDT

[#45]

Butterfaces...now is their time to shine. Sort of.

Posted: 7/22/2020 2:25:26 AM EDT

[#46]

FFS! Whenever anybody is staring you down, the only response is to call them out. The way you’re staring at me, you either want to fight me or fuck me, which is it?