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Posted: 9/27/2016 10:52:01 AM EST
No retirement savings, or paying off the mortgage or some sensible thing like that. Also, no bequeathing to kids or relatives or some nice deed like that.

You must spend it all in a month.

You mush enjoy yourself immensely. It has to include something you always wanted to do, and I don't mean going back to school.

I'm looking tor imaginative ways to spend this cash.

And feel free to guess how much that is.



Link Posted: 9/27/2016 10:53:54 AM EST
[#1]
Vegas
Hookers
Blow
Stories for life
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 10:54:03 AM EST
[#2]
Hookers and blow.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 10:54:18 AM EST
[#3]
Hookers and blow of course.
 



Edit: beat x2
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 10:54:24 AM EST
[#4]
Disappear
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 10:55:42 AM EST
[#5]
fake my own death, and start over
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 10:56:16 AM EST
[#6]
Book a European tour, a first class Elk trip, African Safari, Tour of the Pacific Rim, Pick up a New Tuck and the wifes choice of sports car, new cars for the two kids, Maybe a Russia tour, so on until it runs out.

1.5 million WAG
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 10:56:38 AM EST
[#7]
168k
 
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 10:56:39 AM EST
[#8]
Several MG's.
I'm guessing $500K.
Watch Brewsters Millions and learn.
Trip with my wife, lots of ammo before the election, new polaris, rent a helicopter to fly over my family property and shoot pigs with all my friends.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 10:57:08 AM EST
[#9]
Thermal, NV, shit load of guns and ammo, side by sides, atv's, pickups, build a gym, new house, bunker, preps, more ammo, mountain property, helicopter.....that would take a month or so, not sure after that.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 10:57:13 AM EST
[#10]
I have no idea how I could spend that without getting noticed.  

May I buy property?

I'll buy a membership.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 10:58:03 AM EST
[#11]
Charter a Pilatus PC-12 and go places.

money would be gone pretty quickly. Nothing makes money disappear faster than Jet-A
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 10:58:51 AM EST
[#12]
Lots of guns, lots of ammo, expensive cars (that I can sell after the month is up to pay off my student loan debt... ), some international travel.

That's all that immediately comes to mind.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 10:58:53 AM EST
[#13]
All inclusive Elk and Deer hunt in the midwest somewhere.

Would buy a nice used 35-40ft fishing boat

A high end vacation with wife and kids
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 10:58:53 AM EST
[#14]


ETA 1.1million
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 10:59:12 AM EST
[#15]
Id go into the business of being in business.
Id buy the most expensive collectible stamp I could and then use it to mail a letter.
Then Id buy my best friend a gold catchers mask necklace.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:00:06 AM EST
[#16]
hookers and blow of course but if you really want to feel good about yourself send some to me
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:00:35 AM EST
[#17]
I would give it away to all my friends on Arfcom.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:02:17 AM EST
[#18]
I would take a month long vacation that Chuck Norris would be jealous to read about.



I would not collect any "things" or "possessions" from that money, but rather use it to live every day of that month pissing excellence

and doing things most people maybe do once in a lifetime.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:02:39 AM EST
[#19]
Do Brewsters Millions rules apply?  As in, no assets after 30 days?

If I can have assets, that can be chewed up with 3-4 NFA buys and a HTF shoot on my dime.
If I can't have assets, then I'll just rent 6-8 NFA toys for the HTF shoot, still on my dime.

eta - that might also get me 5 minutes on a CF pay-to-play meeting.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:03:15 AM EST
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This.  Because I'm a good man and think of others first.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:03:49 AM EST
[#21]
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That looks like a lot more than $168,000.

A stack of 100 $100 bills is not that thick, and that would make for $10,000. I'd bet that those larger bundles are probably in the $100,000/ea range. I'm guessing that there's at least $500,000 in the case, probably closer to $1 million assuming that every single bill is a $100.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:04:48 AM EST
[#22]
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Do Brewsters Millions rules apply?  As in, no assets after 30 days?

If I can have assets, that can be chewed up with 3-4 NFA buys and a HTF shoot on my dime.
If I can't have assets, then I'll just rent 6-8 NFA toys for the HTF shoot, still on my dime.
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You can have assets, just make sure they are hidable assets.


Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:05:09 AM EST
[#23]
I'd live like Dan Bilzirian or however you spell it.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:05:30 AM EST
[#24]
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:06:12 AM EST
[#25]
I've always wanted to fill a kiddie pool with gold bouillon and drink champagne in it.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:06:27 AM EST
[#26]
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Thermal, NV, shit load of guns and ammo, side by sides, atv's, pickups, build a gym, new house, bunker, preps, more ammo, mountain property, helicopter.....that would take a month or so, not sure after that.
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This kind of shit, but first I would buy my folks a new home and set up an annuity so they can live the rest of their lives worry free
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:06:31 AM EST
[#27]
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Well, come on. You have the benefit of hindsight. Don't make the same mistake Josh Brolin did.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:06:48 AM EST
[#28]

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That looks like a lot more than $168,000.



A stack of 100 $100 bills is not that thick, and that would make for $10,000. I'd bet that those larger bundles are probably in the $100,000/ea range. I'm guessing that there's at least $500,000 in the case, probably closer to $1 million assuming that every single bill is a $100.George: "Alright, 3 million, I counted it twice."
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168k  




That looks like a lot more than $168,000.



A stack of 100 $100 bills is not that thick, and that would make for $10,000. I'd bet that those larger bundles are probably in the $100,000/ea range. I'm guessing that there's at least $500,000 in the case, probably closer to $1 million assuming that every single bill is a $100.George: "Alright, 3 million, I counted it twice."
Diego: "2.5, 2.5, I'm sure."

George: "I'm calling it three."

Diego: "Then we are half a million off huh?"

George: "Well, bleep it. I'm not counting it again."

Diego: "Weigh it."

George: "Huh?"

Diego: "If it's 60 pounds, it's 3 million. 50, it's 2.5."

George: "I don't give a bleep, it's close enough. Where do I put it?"

Diego: "Uh, try the back bedroom."

George: "No room."

Diego: "Try the closet."

George: "Uh, we're going to need a bigger boat."

 
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:07:08 AM EST
[#29]
Deposit a couple $100 once a week into different bank accounts.

Buy groceries, small value stuff cash a $100 bill at a time.

There's just no way you could quickly utilize a briefcase full of $100's that wouldn't put a big, red blinking beacon on your head.

Last time I wanted to buy a car cash, dealership would only take a max of $5000 cash.  The rest had to be bank transfer or cashier's check.  So you'd have to find a way to get that cash in a bank without attracting unwanted attention.  Launder the cash through a restaurant or car wash.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:07:11 AM EST
[#30]
I dream of finding a suitcase with contents like that. Hopefully someday.

I'd buy a new vehicle, something that is very comfortable for extended trips. Then I would take a no map no schedule tour of the US having fun however I wanted. I think a month is adequate time to blow through all of that within the 48 states.

Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:07:29 AM EST
[#31]
It's 50k or so, mostly ones with some hundreds in there.

I'd buy a ma deuce with it.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:08:19 AM EST
[#32]
American 180, dozen playboy models to load magazines and setup outside the CCI factory until it's gone or the gun melts.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:09:17 AM EST
[#33]
I would leave my DNA in beautiful women all over the world.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:12:11 AM EST
[#34]
$2,050,000.

This is my guess. Do I win the bag of money!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:12:44 AM EST
[#35]
go through my brodozer bumper to bumper and beef everything up.  basically ultimate overland vehicle without standing out too much.  IR leds everywhere.  NVG and thermal all the things.  then lasers, and more lasers, and a hellfighter or 4.  and spares of everything.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:12:46 AM EST
[#36]
Land
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:14:26 AM EST
[#37]
I would stop trolling and buy a membership.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:14:31 AM EST
[#38]
5K

I would buy hot rod parts.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:15:48 AM EST
[#39]
My plan will piss off a lot of people, I would fill out my trophy room with a few weeks in Africa. Then I would post pics on Fakebook just for laughs.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:16:52 AM EST
[#40]
I am so disappointed in you assholes.


Almost a full page and nobody said, "Two chicks at once."
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:17:33 AM EST
[#41]
What's that, about $5-600K?

Buy cheap places to live in AZ (winter), ID/WY (summer) and something kinda nice here in TN for the rest of the year.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:18:42 AM EST
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vegas.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:19:46 AM EST
[#43]
Well if it has to be gone in a month that means I'm probably not quitting my job so I'd make our upcoming honeymoon a super honeymoon, buy a bunch of crap I want like new cars and guns and land, remodel the kitchen  and make sizable donations to the NRA and other charities.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:19:58 AM EST
[#44]
Watch Brewster's Millions for ideas?
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:24:04 AM EST
[#45]
$2.4 million in a briefcase

Maybe twice that in a suitcase.  Heavy.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:25:25 AM EST
[#46]
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:25:26 AM EST
[#47]

I went sky diving, Rocky Mountain climbing, 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu...


Seriously tho probably Vegas.


Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:26:20 AM EST
[#48]
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Maybe twice that in a suitcase.  Heavy.
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You ain't getting $2.4 million in 100s in a briefcase.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:26:53 AM EST
[#49]
Genetically engineer an army of Pepes, and build a temple of kek.
Link Posted: 9/27/2016 11:28:11 AM EST
[#50]
I'd take my Dad and we'd travel the world, first class of course.  We'd stay in the finest hotels and play golf at Augusta, Hirono, Turnberry, Royal Country Down and The Old Course at St. Andrews.  I'd buy a couple new Porsches; we'd take delivery at the factory in Stuttgart, and drive the Autobahn into the Austrian alps.  



I'm going to guess that's about 1.5M.  Each pack looks like about 100k.  That's far more than I'd need.  I could do this dream on half that, so I'd probably buy a big damn house, have my cars shipped home and then go fishing.




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