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Posted: 5/22/2021 12:17:01 AM EST

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Yotes would expand and make quick work of all of the little doggies.

Posted: 5/22/2021 5:29:22 AM EST

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Yotes would expand and make quick work of all of the little doggies.

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Then wolves would expand to match the local food sources.

Posted: 5/22/2021 5:29:46 AM EST

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I think packs of chihuahuas would skeletonize all other dogs like piranhas, attacking en masse.

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Funny enough, they would probably have a niche in a dog only world.

Them and small terriers.

Posted: 5/22/2021 5:38:05 AM EST

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Dwarf albino malinois. Also known as my 5lb white pom, Simo.

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Fluff and kicks wouldn't do well in a world without humans.

Posted: 5/22/2021 6:07:30 AM EST

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Terriers would inherit the earth.

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Hypothetical:

China releases COVID 2.0. It is a bit spicier than expected.

All of humanity is wiped out... even the super healthy crossfit people.

The dogs now rule the earth.

What breed or breeds excel and become the rulers of this new, fury world?

What breed or breeds can't compete and die out?

Terriers would inherit the earth.

This! Jack Russells to be more precise ??

Posted: 5/22/2021 7:11:24 AM EST

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Fluff and kicks wouldn't do well in a world without humans.

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Dwarf albino malinois. Also known as my 5lb white pom, Simo.

Fluff and kicks wouldn't do well in a world without humans.

Where are my testicles, Summer?

Posted: 5/22/2021 5:52:10 PM EST

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I think that GSDs would do OK. I think that after things settle down, GSDs would be the muscle akin to the dogs in Animal Farm.

Not sure who the pigs will be. The reason I started this thread.

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Malligators.

Posted: 5/23/2021 4:06:34 PM EST

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Where are my testicles, Summer?

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Posted: 5/23/2021 4:12:18 PM EST

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Discovery had a program called "Life After People" and covered this very situation.

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One show was in Detroit to show what like after people looked like for some abandoned blocks. Not kidding.

Posted: 5/23/2021 4:16:26 PM EST

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Yotes would expand and make quick work of all of the little doggies.

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This. Kitty cats too, everything smaller and less ferocious than Babcats.

Posted: 5/23/2021 4:21:46 PM EST

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These no problem

But who is lighting the fires bringing the couches and treats?

Thing is there wouldn’t be one breed ruing the others. They’d all pack together.

Posted: 5/23/2021 6:55:26 PM EST

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Conclusions?

How did French bulldogs fair?

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They surrendered, then got drunk on wine.

Posted: 5/23/2021 7:23:25 PM EST

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Humans are a major reason for the existence of well defined breeds. Without our meddling, male dogs would fuck any bitch they could find. They don't care about breed.

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So just like most modern men....

Posted: 5/23/2021 7:29:39 PM EST

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I just know that Malinois would the suicidal berserkers of the new dog army.

Posted: 5/23/2021 7:38:20 PM EST

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Teckels…hands down. They are little monsters.

Posted: 5/23/2021 7:45:56 PM EST

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Go to any third world country. All the dogs look the same. They are relatively small, maybe 30 lbs or so and they are all tan/brown.

This is what happens when you leave dogs alone. They interbreed and end up with the most efficient body type for survival.

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I see it more as an averaging of the dog breeds.

I do know that pitbulls are waiting at and moment to snap with their lock jaws. As a matter of fact, that will probably also be the end of humans as we know it.

Posted: 5/23/2021 7:50:04 PM EST

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German Shepherds and Chihuahuas.

Posted: 5/23/2021 7:58:09 PM EST

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As posted earlier, after several generations they would end up looking like Dingos or Carolina Dogs. Interestingly, one type that would remain close to what they are now would be trained sheep dogs. Raised with the flock they would most likely continue to keep other dogs away, avoid most interbreeding and likely continue to raise their puppies to do the same.

I'm not an expert but that was covered on an episode of Life After People and biologists seem to think that's the way it will be.

Posted: 5/23/2021 7:58:22 PM EST

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These no problem

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But who is lighting the fires bringing the couches and treats?

Thing is there wouldn't be one breed ruing the others. They'd all pack together.

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Got ya fam!

Posted: 5/23/2021 7:58:54 PM EST

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Why the 170lb Giant Great White Pomeranian of course!

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Disclaimer: Not suitable for temperatures over 50°F. Not suitable as a guard dog because he loves everyone. Is actually a malamute, shhhh.

Posted: 5/23/2021 8:04:14 PM EST

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Dwarf albino malinois. Also known as my 5lb white pom, Simo.

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@BigEasySnow - did you name your dog after the sniper?

Posted: 5/23/2021 8:04:38 PM EST

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These no problem

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But who is lighting the fires bringing the couches and treats?

Thing is there wouldn’t be one breed ruing the others. They’d all pack together.

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Your pup looks like the one all the others would ask for advice. Good looking dog.

Posted: 5/23/2021 8:05:50 PM EST

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Why the 170lb Giant Great White Pomeranian of course!

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Disclaimer: Not suitable for temperatures over 50F. Not suitable as a guard dog because he loves everyone. Is actually a malamute, shhhh.

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Now that's a lap dog!

Posted: 5/23/2021 11:33:34 PM EST

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Now that's a lap dog!

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Thanks, he's a giant baby.

The only way he would survive the apocalypse is if he was somehow magically above the Taiga Belt when it happened. His coat is so thick and heavy that he over heats very quickly in warm weather.

Then again I've watched him catch and swallow rabbits whole so he has some chance at survival.

Posted: 5/24/2021 5:35:04 AM EST

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@BigEasySnow - did you name your dog after the sniper?

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Dwarf albino malinois. Also known as my 5lb white pom, Simo.

@BigEasySnow - did you name your dog after the sniper?

Yup. The white death. Because he’s a tiny little white badass.

Posted: 5/24/2021 6:00:40 AM EST

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Without us breeding them natural selection will take over. In 10 years the ultimate survivor dog breed will be created and there is no telling what it would look like.

Different climates will have different superior breeds.

Probably start looking like wolves again.

Posted: 5/24/2021 6:12:10 AM EST

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Until the Labradors all got together and formed the Black Labs Matter foundation and then the whole world goes to shit again...

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Posted: 5/24/2021 6:15:25 AM EST

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Lol. They are tbe JBT.

Blue Heelers rule the world. If anyone says no. You don't know dogs.

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German Shepherds would be in charge

Lol. They are tbe JBT.

Blue Heelers rule the world. If anyone says no. You don't know dogs.

Jewelers, Aussies, and border collies are all the right size, and are incredibly athletic and intelligent.
Plus they haven’t been bred to have hip problems (German Shepard’s)

Posted: 5/24/2021 6:19:39 AM EST

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The Heinz 57 will be the rulers.

All the pure breeds will dye off cause of genetic defects.

Also dags DGAFWTF so they won't be fighting to keep the breeds pure anyway.