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Posted: 12/21/2006 10:49:12 AM EDT

I've seen pictures of a...creepy airsoft kid who is very...rotund and was wondering if there was some sort of thread on this or something entertaining that I missed. If you're wondering who I'm talking about, I saw a pic of him slathered in like $1k in gear in front of a dunkin' donuts logo. Please help and maybe revive/start a thread to entertain some of us.

Posted: 12/21/2006 10:49:58 AM EDT

[#1]

He is known as Sargeant Sugarcookie around here.

Posted: 12/21/2006 10:50:09 AM EDT

[#2]

You've just opened a bigger can of hilarity than you know.

Posted: 12/21/2006 10:50:36 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
You've just opened a bigger can of hilarity than you know.

Oh...I know.

Posted: 12/21/2006 10:51:47 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
I've seen pictures of a...creepy airsoft kid who is very...rotund and was wondering if there was some sort of thread on this or something entertaining that I missed. If you're wondering who I'm talking about, I saw a pic of him slathered in like $1k in gear in front of a dunkin' donuts logo. Please help and maybe revive/start a thread to entertain some of us.

Do not jest about that man. He is a hero to many here on the board. To some, he is a spiritual leader.

Posted: 12/21/2006 10:53:02 AM EDT

[#5]

Give me a few minutes and I will dig up the threads for you.

Posted: 12/21/2006 10:53:25 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I've seen pictures of a...creepy airsoft kid who is very...rotund and was wondering if there was some sort of thread on this or something entertaining that I missed. If you're wondering who I'm talking about, I saw a pic of him slathered in like $1k in gear in front of a dunkin' donuts logo. Please help and maybe revive/start a thread to entertain some of us.

Do not jest about that man. He is a hero to many here on the board. Seriously, don't go there. We refer to him only in the 3rd person as he is in the eyes of some, a spiritual leader.

...are you serious? If you are and I have actually offended you or others then I am sorry.

Posted: 12/21/2006 10:54:21 AM EDT

[#7]

He is the offspring of Heavy Six.

Posted: 12/21/2006 10:55:12 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I've seen pictures of a...creepy airsoft kid who is very...rotund and was wondering if there was some sort of thread on this or something entertaining that I missed. If you're wondering who I'm talking about, I saw a pic of him slathered in like $1k in gear in front of a dunkin' donuts logo. Please help and maybe revive/start a thread to entertain some of us.

Do not jest about that man. He is a hero to many here on the board. Seriously, don't go there. We refer to him only in the 3rd person as he is in the eyes of some, a spiritual leader.

...are you serious? If you are and I have actually offended you or others then I am sorry.

Yes, now beat your face.

Posted: 12/21/2006 10:55:55 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I've seen pictures of a...creepy airsoft kid who is very...rotund and was wondering if there was some sort of thread on this or something entertaining that I missed. If you're wondering who I'm talking about, I saw a pic of him slathered in like $1k in gear in front of a dunkin' donuts logo. Please help and maybe revive/start a thread to entertain some of us.

Do not jest about that man. He is a hero to many here on the board. Seriously, don't go there. We refer to him only in the 3rd person as he is in the eyes of some, a spiritual leader.

...are you serious? If you are and I have actually offended you or others then I am sorry.

we forgive you. Just don't let it happen again

Posted: 12/21/2006 10:56:21 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I've seen pictures of a...creepy airsoft kid who is very...rotund and was wondering if there was some sort of thread on this or something entertaining that I missed. If you're wondering who I'm talking about, I saw a pic of him slathered in like $1k in gear in front of a dunkin' donuts logo. Please help and maybe revive/start a thread to entertain some of us.

Do not jest about that man. He is a hero to many here on the board. Seriously, don't go there. We refer to him only in the 3rd person as he is in the eyes of some, a spiritual leader.

...are you serious? If you are and I have actually offended you or others then I am sorry.

I'm hungry, I'm going to go eat my feelings.

Posted: 12/21/2006 10:57:05 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I've seen pictures of a...creepy airsoft kid who is very...rotund and was wondering if there was some sort of thread on this or something entertaining that I missed. If you're wondering who I'm talking about, I saw a pic of him slathered in like $1k in gear in front of a dunkin' donuts logo. Please help and maybe revive/start a thread to entertain some of us.

Do not jest about that man. He is a hero to many here on the board. Seriously, don't go there. We refer to him only in the 3rd person as he is in the eyes of some, a spiritual leader.

...are you serious? If you are and I have actually offended you or others then I am sorry.

Yes, now beat your face.

Now roll over and do flutter kicks, you insolent bastard!

Posted: 12/21/2006 10:57:09 AM EDT

[#12]

The Heavy Six references will soon make sense:

ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=512178

ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=513532

Posted: 12/21/2006 10:57:28 AM EDT

[#13]

Sheep

Posted: 12/21/2006 10:58:48 AM EDT

[#14]

First name is Eric i think.

Posted: 12/21/2006 10:59:41 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I've seen pictures of a...creepy airsoft kid who is very...rotund and was wondering if there was some sort of thread on this or something entertaining that I missed. If you're wondering who I'm talking about, I saw a pic of him slathered in like $1k in gear in front of a dunkin' donuts logo. Please help and maybe revive/start a thread to entertain some of us.

Do not jest about that man. He is a hero to many here on the board. Seriously, don't go there. We refer to him only in the 3rd person as he is in the eyes of some, a spiritual leader.

...are you serious? If you are and I have actually offended you or others then I am sorry.

Yes, now beat your face.

Now roll over and do flutter kicks, you insolent bastard!

FRONT!!!!
BACK!!!!
GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:02:22 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/Shatner556/TeamDD.jpg

i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/Shatner556/jktumt.jpg

Sheep

i do NOT approve! i demand compensation for use of my image.

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:09:27 AM EDT

[#17]

He is son of Heavy 6.

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:12:02 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Do not jest about that man. He is a hero to many here on the board. To some, he is a spiritual leader.

Nice try, but DO NOT move this to the Religion Forum!

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:12:42 AM EDT

[#19]

You have GOT to be fucking kidding me!?

An Airsoft Barrett? My God, is nothing sacred?

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:13:55 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
www.hunt101.com/img/458961.jpg

You have GOT to be fucking kidding me!?

An Airsoft Barrett? My God, is nothing sacred?

Wait...how much are they?

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:14:59 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
www.hunt101.com/img/458961.jpg

You have GOT to be fucking kidding me!?

An Airsoft Barrett? My God, is nothing sacred?

Can you hit things a mile away?

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:15:16 AM EDT

[#22]

Kinda off topic, but after seeing his pics a hundred times I just noticed he is carrying two knives. WTH would an airsofter need one knife, much less two?

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:15:41 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
www.hunt101.com/img/458961.jpg</a>

You have GOT to be fucking kidding me!?

An Airsoft Barrett? My God, is nothing sacred?

Wait...how much are they?

HOLY JEBUS!!!!

Price $1500

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:19:43 AM EDT

[#24]

Heavy 6

I can't believe that people have been on arfcom for more than 90 days and not seen these....

Sheep

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:20:22 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
www.hunt101.com/img/458961.jpg</a>

You have GOT to be fucking kidding me!?

An Airsoft Barrett? My God, is nothing sacred?

Can you hit things a mile away?

No, but you can pretend to hit things a mile away.

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:20:54 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
HOLY JEBUS!!!!

Price $1500

Did you miss the $2400 ones right below it? (Same link.)

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:22:22 AM EDT

[#27]

OMG!!!!!

"FORM THE V! We're goin in!"

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:23:34 AM EDT

[#28]

Thank you sooooooo much everyone...my day has been brightened to that of a raging inferno after seeing these pics.

I didn't know if Heavy Six was a team member here or some shit and I was being offensive or something is why I asked.

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:23:37 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
HOLY JEBUS!!!!

Price $1500

Did you miss the $2400 ones right below it? (Same link.)

yea, I saw it....just in denial

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:24:31 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
HOLY JEBUS!!!!

Price $1500

Did you miss the $2400 ones right below it? (Same link.)

It gets worse. Here's a Dragonov airsoft.....................................complete with BAYONET!
Seriously, WTF?

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:24:45 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
www.hunt101.com/img/458961.jpg</a>

You have GOT to be fucking kidding me!?

An Airsoft Barrett? My God, is nothing sacred?

Can you hit things a mile away?

No, but you can pretend to hit things a mile away.

Is pretending to shoot things still fun?

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:24:49 AM EDT

[#32]

Not to hi-jack or anything ... but what the hell does an airsoft gun shoot ? As in what is the projectile ? Or is there no projectile and it's all about 'bang bang' fantasy shooting ?

I do not think I have ever seen one 1st hand and I sure as hell have never held / touched one.

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:24:53 AM EDT

[#33]

This will be good

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:26:32 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Thank you sooooooo much everyone...my day has been brightened to that of a raging inferno after seeing these pics.

I didn't know if Heavy Six was a team member here or some shit and I was being offensive or something is why I asked.

HeavyWeaponsGuy = The guy who bought a transferable Mini-gun for $55K while working at Walmart and living at home = Heavy 6....

......allegedly.

Sheep

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:26:41 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
www.hunt101.com/img/458961.jpg</a>

You have GOT to be fucking kidding me!?

An Airsoft Barrett? My God, is nothing sacred?

Can you hit things a mile away?

No, but you can pretend to hit things a mile away.

Is pretending to shoot things still fun?

You can pretend that it is.

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:26:45 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
OMG!!!!!

"FORM THE V! We're goin in!"

i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/Shatner556/100_1230_1.jpg

Attention Mfingar.......paging Mfingar! New photshops needed in aisle 3.

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:27:03 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
Not to hi-jack or anything ... but what the hell does an airsoft gun shoot ? As in what is the projectile ? Or is there no projectile and it's all about 'bang bang' fantasy shooting ?

I do not think I have ever seen one 1st hand and I sure as hell have never held / touched one.

6mm plastic BB.

Sheep

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:27:41 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Not to hi-jack or anything ... but what the hell does an airsoft gun shoot ? As in what is the projectile ? Or is there no projectile and it's all about 'bang bang' fantasy shooting ?

I do not think I have ever seen one 1st hand and I sure as hell have never held / touched one.

6mm plasitc pellets at about 300 fps.

ETA: Damn, sheep got me.

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:28:44 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
www.hunt101.com/img/458961.jpg</a>

You have GOT to be fucking kidding me!?

An Airsoft Barrett? My God, is nothing sacred?

Can you hit things a mile away?

No, but you can pretend to hit things a mile away.

Is pretending to shoot things still fun?

You can pretend that it is.

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:28:48 AM EDT

[#40]

I like airsoft!

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:29:02 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Not to hi-jack or anything ... but what the hell does an airsoft gun shoot ? As in what is the projectile ? Or is there no projectile and it's all about 'bang bang' fantasy shooting ?

I do not think I have ever seen one 1st hand and I sure as hell have never held / touched one.

6mm plastic BBs.

EDIT: DOH! too slow!

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:29:22 AM EDT

[#42]

Since some folks haven't seen these for the 87th time yet.....

When Frank Castle was just a fat kid with a fake rifle...

The Dugal

FatSwat

Sheep

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:29:53 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
I like airsoft!
w3.gorge.net/jasong/pictures/21air2.jpg
w3.gorge.net/jasong/pictures/21air4.jpg

Is that you

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:31:34 AM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
Since some folks haven't seen these for the 87th time yet.....

i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/Shatner556/airsoft14.jpg

When Frank Castle was just a fat kid with a fake rifle...

i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/Shatner556/Airsoft3.jpg

The Dugal

i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/Shatner556/airsoft16.jpg

FatSwat

Sheep

Wow the kid in the first one needs to paint his arms to, they are gonna be some fucking massive light reflectors otherwise

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:32:53 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:

w3.gorge.net/jasong/pictures/21air4.jpg

What

the

fuck,

over?

Sheep

Edit: I can't wait for CWDraco to come in and start a shitstorm about how pro-airsoft teams always beat big-city SWAT/SOCOM teams.

Sheep

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:34:28 AM EDT

[#46]

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:34:33 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:

w3.gorge.net/jasong/pictures/21air4.jpg

What

the

fuck,

over?

Sheep

Edit: I can't wait for CWDraco to come in and start a shitstorm about how pro-airsoft teams always beat big-city SWAT/SOCOM teams.

Sheep

Just for when he gets here, is it ok to make fun of airsoft still

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:35:48 AM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:

Just for when he gets here, is it ok to make fun of airsoft still

Making fun of airsoft is an ARFCOM tradition. You are cleared hot.

Sheep

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:37:44 AM EDT

[#49]

I found a fun video...

Someone in this video uses his M60 VERY realistically too...

Posted: 12/21/2006 11:41:29 AM EDT

[#50]

From whakitpedia:

The "really fat airsoft kid", whose real name is Heavy-6, is a plank owner (founding member) of the interweb ultra-SF.

Now officially retired but still yearning for adventure, 'Heavy', as his friends call him, freelances his speshul skillz, hiring out to the highest bidder.

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