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Link Posted: 1/5/2010 5:38:43 PM EDT
[#1]
Quoted:
You see one black dude with a clock on his neck and suddenly its all rappers?


In before the "they all look alike"
Link Posted: 1/5/2010 5:39:33 PM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:


You mean Masturbater B?

(Or was it Thighmaster B?)



Mixmaster B?
Link Posted: 1/5/2010 5:45:28 PM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 1/5/2010 5:50:13 PM EDT
[#4]
Because rappers are the dregs of society!
Link Posted: 1/5/2010 5:53:06 PM EDT
[#5]
AHAHAH!  Quickly glancing down the list of subjects, I see:



"Why dildo rappers wear clocks around their necks?"



I dunno, why do they?  


Link Posted: 1/5/2010 6:00:59 PM EDT
[#6]



Quoted:





Quoted:

For the same reason that the same person(Flav) would were diapers on the outside of a $5000 suit. The answer is simple: it's a retarded culture for retarded people(the whole rap thing, not blacks in general, observe the photo of the whigger).




I disagree.



I think that rap - in it's original phase, as well as the "street" and club level homebrew stuff is an effective musical means of communication, and can express a wide range of emotions, just as many other art forms are "purer" when done  to express an otherwise inexpressible feeling than simply for $$$.



The crap that's pawned off on the "live the stereotype" crowd? Nowhere near it, but it rides the coattails of it's unreknowned sibling. Kind of like the difference between real punk and the stuff marketed as punk.



That said, do I listen to it? Nope.


Ill go with Tango on this one.
Plus it worked. I doesnt matter who you are if you see a dude with a big ass clock around his neck you think of Flava Flav and public enemy.





 
Link Posted: 1/5/2010 6:24:15 PM EDT
[#7]
First it was whistles. Then hood ornaments off of Mercedes. Somewhere there were the spiked dog collars. Now clocks. Who has the pix of the woman with the condom necklace? Yeah, that'll be next.






 
Link Posted: 1/5/2010 6:24:15 PM EDT
[#8]
double tap


 
Link Posted: 1/5/2010 6:26:52 PM EDT
[#9]



Quoted:


so the bitches know what muthafuckin time it is playa


Werd.



 
Link Posted: 1/5/2010 6:32:43 PM EDT
[#10]
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That was just Flav that did that.  Mainly cause he's an idiot.



Dude... Flav is da MAN!


I hung out with flav and he is one kewl dude! Figured the stereotype comments would fly... Meet him first then judge. Your opinion would change!

And no I am not a rap fan!! Deftones FTW
Link Posted: 1/5/2010 6:32:55 PM EDT
[#11]
Because time for the white man is running out.

Link Posted: 1/5/2010 6:33:33 PM EDT
[#12]
iz teh ghey
Link Posted: 1/5/2010 10:42:28 PM EDT
[#13]


I'm just going to leave this here.....

 
Link Posted: 1/5/2010 10:45:20 PM EDT
[#14]
So they know when it's hammer time.
Link Posted: 1/5/2010 11:26:16 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Quoted:
That was just Flav that did that.  Mainly cause he's an idiot.



Just Flav?

http://newwaveasiancrave.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/crownj.jpg


Now they just wear the gaudy gold chains.


Too cheap to spring for the gold plated clock.
Link Posted: 1/5/2010 11:42:10 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
AHAHAH!  Quickly glancing down the list of subjects, I see:

"Why dildo rappers wear clocks around their necks?"

I dunno, why do they?  


at least im not the only one that had to reread the topic.
Link Posted: 1/6/2010 12:07:51 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
because they thought women wanted guys with a 12" clock...




Link Posted: 1/6/2010 12:09:30 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Quoted:


You mean Masturbater B?

(Or was it Thighmaster B?)



Mixmaster B?


Bed wetter B
Link Posted: 1/6/2010 12:12:04 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
First it was whistles. Then hood ornaments off of Mercedes. Somewhere there were the spiked dog collars. Now clocks. Who has the pix of the woman with the condom necklace? Yeah, that'll be next.
 

Left eye lopez ring a bell?


Link Posted: 1/6/2010 12:47:09 AM EDT
[#20]
I haven't wondered that for years.

Link Posted: 1/6/2010 12:52:03 AM EDT
[#21]
FIGHT THE POWER!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EJq587OLJ8&feature=related



One of the all time greats!
Link Posted: 1/6/2010 1:00:47 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
That was just Flav that did that.  Mainly cause he's an idiot.



Just Flav?

http://newwaveasiancrave.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/crownj.jpg


Now they just wear the gaudy gold chains.


Too cheap to spring for the gold plated clock.


your more than a decade behind in rapper fashion there.
Link Posted: 1/6/2010 6:23:13 AM EDT
[#23]
IIRC it started out with Flavor Flav of Public Enemy wearing a clock that ran backwards. It was supposedly counting down the time left for the oppressive/white/evil........BS.  God I hate that midget.............
Link Posted: 1/6/2010 7:30:20 AM EDT
[#24]
There is a strong resemblance to the pictures you see of fighters in Africa.
Link Posted: 1/6/2010 8:08:08 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c45/mavsfan99/FlavorFlavGremlin.jpg I'm just going to leave this here.....  


LMFAO
Link Posted: 1/6/2010 8:15:39 AM EDT
[#26]
When I was in my early teens I remember watching 'Yo MTV Raps' and they asked Flava Flav about the clock and his response was that it was to signify "Time's runnin out fo Whitey"...
Link Posted: 1/6/2010 8:22:40 AM EDT
[#27]



Quoted:


So they know when it's hammer time.


I had all his cassette tapes when I was a kid.




 
Link Posted: 1/6/2010 8:33:21 AM EDT
[#28]



Quoted:





Quoted:

To let everybody know what time it is.


Werd.

 







 
Link Posted: 1/6/2010 8:34:28 AM EDT
[#29]



Quoted:





Quoted:

so the bitches know what muthafuckin time it is playa


Werd.

 







 
Link Posted: 1/6/2010 8:35:37 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Quoted:
because they thought women wanted guys with a 12" clock...






Link Posted: 1/6/2010 8:35:59 AM EDT
[#31]
When they roasted his ass on comedy central I had a headache I was laughing so hard....watched it a dozen times...think I'll go watch it again...
Link Posted: 1/6/2010 8:37:30 AM EDT
[#32]
Cause it's time KIIID!
Link Posted: 1/6/2010 8:39:08 AM EDT
[#33]



Quoted:


FIGHT THE POWER!!!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EJq587OLJ8&feature=related
One of the all time greats!


Silly, bounce around bullshit.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2IhgJ8TYpg



 
Link Posted: 1/6/2010 8:43:45 AM EDT
[#34]
It's so he knows exactly how far back he set the civil rights movement.

Triumph at Bonnaroo (sp?), check it out.
Link Posted: 1/6/2010 8:45:25 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Quoted:
That was just Flav that did that.  Mainly cause he's an idiot.



I would LOVE to put a boot in his mouth.


I'm pretty sure he's had Brigitte Nielsen in his mouth at one time or another. So that kind of might be an upgrade for him...  
Link Posted: 1/6/2010 8:46:34 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Its to keep track of their 15 minutes of fame... oops your time is up.


Flav has had a clock on his neck since 1985 and is still on tv making an ass out of himself. This is the longest 15 min in history. And he never did anything except say a few words here and there. Never was a "rapper". Just an occaisional "yea boooy". I'd say his 15 min were over about 20 years ago. That guy has got to be like 50 years old now.
Anybody else who has wore a clock is imitating him.



Link Posted: 1/6/2010 8:55:30 AM EDT
[#37]
Helps them remember their probation curfew...
Link Posted: 1/6/2010 9:02:53 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Public Enemy


I'll see that and raise you PE 911 is Joke
Link Posted: 1/6/2010 9:40:21 AM EDT
[#40]
I'm guessing it's a reference to being a "clocker".

Look it up.
Link Posted: 1/6/2010 9:57:27 AM EDT
[#41]
Next time I'm watching Yo MTV Raps I'll call in and ask Ed Lover.  He'll know.
Link Posted: 1/6/2010 10:28:04 AM EDT
[#42]



Quoted:


I'm guessing it's a reference to being a "clocker".



Look it up.


"Clocker" was a made-up term for the novel, according to the author.



He said that slang was so colloquial and rapidly-changing that he might as well make up his own.



 
Link Posted: 1/6/2010 11:23:27 AM EDT
[#43]



Quoted:







I'll see that and raise you PE 911 is Joke


Rebel Without A Pause






 
Link Posted: 1/6/2010 11:25:37 AM EDT
[#44]
Its called being a big timer.

a clock is a big timer in the ghetto.


a watch is a lil timer.

Link Posted: 1/6/2010 11:29:27 AM EDT
[#45]
• Friends from his early years reportedly call him "Rico Drayton."

• Flav is a classically trained pianist, as is his mother.

• Flav does not like having his face touched.

• He essentially invented the role of the rap sidekick (often referred to as a "hype man"), innovating the absurdist delivery with his gold teeth, clownish sunglasses, and clock dangling from his neck.

• Flav says he wears the clock around his neck so people will, "know what time it is." The clock is set to either twelve o'clock or six o'clock.

• Flav still wears his oldest "clock pendant", which he has owned since 1987 (he bought a whole box of them from a department store back then.)
Link Posted: 1/6/2010 11:33:31 AM EDT
[#46]



Quoted:



Quoted:

That was just Flav that did that.  Mainly cause he's an idiot.







I would LOVE to put a boot in his mouth.


I do believe I would pay good money to beat that morons ass.



 
Link Posted: 1/6/2010 11:45:31 AM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
So they will know when to shut the fuck up.


I'm still waiting for that time.
Link Posted: 1/6/2010 12:40:42 PM EDT
[#48]
When your hands are frequently cuffed behind your back and you can't see your watch, its hard to see what time it is!


Hopefully the new trend for rappers will be wearing boat anchors on those gold chains.
Link Posted: 1/6/2010 12:55:58 PM EDT
[#49]
because they are low-life moronic scum?
Link Posted: 1/6/2010 12:58:23 PM EDT
[#50]
"A white man gets wealthy, he builds Wal-Marts and makes other white
people wealthy..... A brother gets rich, he buys some
motherfucking jewelry." -Chris Rock

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