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Posted: 11/11/2010 9:25:58 AM EDT
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Who cares?
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Posted: 11/11/2010 9:27:36 AM EDT
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Monkeys have been here longer. A few cans short of a 6 pack eh? |
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Posted: 11/11/2010 9:28:03 AM EDT
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why do people think its okay for doctors to murder babies, but its not okay for prisons to execute bad people?
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Posted: 11/11/2010 9:28:43 AM EDT
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Monkeys have been here longer. WOW! YOU DID IT!!! you finally disproved evolution! all it took was a weak ass argument about monkeys not having green eyes!!! seriously though, I think you meant chimpanzees and not monkeys. so since orangutans have red hair does that mean they're originally from Ireland? I think we're on to something. maybe we should go ask glen beck. I bet he'll know. |
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Posted: 11/11/2010 9:29:18 AM EDT
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All the green-eyed monkeys died out after years of affirmative action.
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Posted: 11/11/2010 9:29:26 AM EDT
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why do people think its okay for doctors to murder babies, but its not okay for prisons to execute bad people? you can't murder that which is not sentient. |
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Posted: 11/11/2010 9:42:05 AM EDT
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Evolution...how does it work?
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Posted: 11/11/2010 9:44:33 AM EDT
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Evolution...how does it work? we used to be monkeys but some of us got tired of eating fleas off our sisters head so we decided not to be monkeys but some of the monkeys like fleas just fine so they stayed monkeys. |
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Posted: 11/11/2010 10:03:46 AM EDT
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Monkeys have been here longer. Have they? I don't think there has ever been a discovery of modern day monkey fossils. Perhaps, and this is only a perhaps, that monkeys and humans shared a common ancestor that was neither monkey nor human but something different all together. Given a couple million years, toss in some chemicals, some solar rays, a dozen plagues and some viruses who knows what could happen. |
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Posted: 11/11/2010 10:05:56 AM EDT
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Quoted: Monkeys have been here longer. Not really, no. ETA: Also, you have green eyes because you are inherently a very jealous person and will be going to hell for that since it's a deadly sin and whatnot. |
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Posted: 11/11/2010 10:13:42 AM EDT
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Monkeys have been here longer. Not really, no. ETA: Also, you have green eyes because you are inherently a very jealous person and will be going to hell for that since it's a deadly sin and whatnot. I thought this was one thing that Creationists and Evolutionists could agree on... |
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Posted: 11/11/2010 10:17:40 AM EDT
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Because monkeys didn't see a genetic mutation as specifically desirable and the mutation was bred out
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Posted: 11/11/2010 10:20:35 AM EDT
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Because monkeys didn't see a genetic mutation as specifically desirable and the mutation was bred out Did they take a poll? |
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Posted: 11/11/2010 10:20:45 AM EDT
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why do people think its okay for doctors to murder babies, but its not okay for prisons to execute bad people? You might be a liberal if you think it's okay to kill innocent babies but not guilty murderers. I believe that's how the bumper sticker goes. |
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Posted: 11/11/2010 10:21:50 AM EDT
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Oh goodness.
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Posted: 11/11/2010 10:29:45 AM EDT
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Because they are monkeys and they dont.
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Posted: 11/11/2010 10:29:47 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/11/2010 10:30:58 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Because monkeys didn't see a genetic mutation as specifically desirable and the mutation was bred out Did they take a poll? Didn't have to. |
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Posted: 11/11/2010 10:31:32 AM EDT
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Because OP is a mutant.
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Posted: 11/11/2010 10:34:29 AM EDT
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I'm lost.
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Posted: 11/11/2010 11:37:17 AM EDT
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When you shine a light in someones eyes at night, why is the reflection a different color than their eye color?
i gots to know |
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Posted: 11/11/2010 11:45:34 AM EDT
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Monkeys haven't mastered fire, either. Or written language. Or...
Ah fuck it. Troll thread is for trolls. |
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Posted: 11/11/2010 11:47:16 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/11/2010 11:48:10 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Monkeys have been here longer. WOW! YOU DID IT!!! you finally disproved evolution! all it took was a weak ass argument about monkeys not having green eyes!!! seriously though, I think you meant chimpanzees and not monkeys. so since orangutans have red hair does that mean they're originally from Ireland? I think we're on to something. maybe we should go ask glen beck. I bet he'll know. Dude, chill. |
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Posted: 11/11/2010 11:49:45 AM EDT
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I support monkey abortions
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Posted: 11/11/2010 11:50:28 AM EDT
[#26]
And I'm still flinging poo.
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Posted: 11/11/2010 11:53:16 AM EDT
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Quoted: Monkeys have been here longer. Perhaps the milkman likes bea....ahhhh, forget it....    |
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Posted: 11/11/2010 11:54:44 AM EDT
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Monkeys have been here longer. You're not a monkey? |
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Posted: 11/11/2010 11:55:50 AM EDT
[#29]
Because your parents had sex with one another instead of with monkees?
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Posted: 11/11/2010 11:57:58 AM EDT
[#30]
Same reason you have hair on your palms.
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Posted: 11/11/2010 12:00:52 PM EDT
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i feel like more and more people on this site have completely lost their fucking minds
i am glad i don't drink tap water... there is something strange going on... |
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Posted: 11/11/2010 12:01:33 PM EDT
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Monkeys have been here longer. You mean on ArfCom? |
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Posted: 11/11/2010 12:07:40 PM EDT
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Quoted: Monkeys haven't mastered fire, either. Or written language. Or... Maybe that's just what they want us to think. |
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Posted: 11/11/2010 12:09:41 PM EDT
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Because gorillas aren't monkeys
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Posted: 11/11/2010 12:12:01 PM EDT
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Some people always have brown eyes, maybe you did not come from monkeys but they did.
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Posted: 11/11/2010 12:12:56 PM EDT
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I have blue eyes.
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Posted: 11/11/2010 12:14:27 PM EDT
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cool troll bait bro.
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Posted: 11/11/2010 12:15:54 PM EDT
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A flat tire is usually only flat on one side, but a pickle goes great with chips and a sando.
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Posted: 11/11/2010 12:18:10 PM EDT
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Quoted: Monkeys have been here longer. Basically, it's a mutation and a recessive trait. Had your mother and father not been related, there was a very good chance you would have had one of the common colors or the myriad thousands of variations of brown. Statistically, almost everyone who replied to this is brown eyed and right handed. We also have the exact same (right one) testicle that hangs lower. Genetics is fun. Best wishes with that. |
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Posted: 11/11/2010 12:25:04 PM EDT
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Monkeys have been here longer. A few cans short of a 6 pack eh? Yeah, but if I had green eyes and a tail; I could carry an extra case of beer. ever think of that? ..............and hang from trees. |
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Posted: 11/11/2010 12:29:26 PM EDT
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Why are there still monkeys
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Posted: 11/11/2010 12:32:24 PM EDT
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Because you are a freak with abnormal eye color genes, unlike the vast majority of the human population.
If what you say is true, all that it means is that "monkeys" apparently don't have to put up with asinine questions like this one. |
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Posted: 11/11/2010 12:33:44 PM EDT
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Quoted: Why are there still monkeys Not sure if serious. |
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Posted: 11/11/2010 12:33:52 PM EDT
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Melanin production. Monkeys don't live in the arctic.
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Posted: 11/11/2010 12:34:28 PM EDT
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Why is the pope catholic?
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Posted: 11/11/2010 12:36:30 PM EDT
[#46]
ITT: People too stupid to understand the evolutionary theory so they believe a book that someone wrote a long time ago about nothing.
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Posted: 11/11/2010 12:39:36 PM EDT
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Quoted: Uh, is it bad if this is not true?Quoted: Monkeys have been here longer. Basically, it's a mutation and a recessive trait. Had your mother and father not been related, there was a very good chance you would have had one of the common colors or the myriad thousands of variations of brown. Statistically, almost everyone who replied to this is brown eyed and right handed. We also have the exact same (right one) testicle that hangs lower. Genetics is fun. Best wishes with that.   |
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Posted: 11/11/2010 12:41:38 PM EDT
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Melanin production. Monkeys don't live in the arctic. This. Monkeys stayed at home while man migrated way up North. |
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Posted: 11/11/2010 12:50:04 PM EDT
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why can monkeys masturbate in public but I can't?
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Posted: 11/11/2010 12:51:22 PM EDT
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i feel like more and more people on this site have completely lost their fucking minds You're probably just paying more attention. |
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