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5/15/2011 5:09:25 AM EDT
"Pilot" seems to be one of those occupations women are hot for.  Doctors its obvious they will make a lot of money some days.  Lawyers for women that find money more important than a soul.  Firefighters for the uniform I guess.

But why pilot?  Do they not know what a pilot makes these days?
5/15/2011 5:15:01 AM EDT
[#1]
I sure cant figure it out but as soon as I got a pilots license women just started flocking, they couldnt get enough. Ill tell ya, its a chore to keep them all fucked but I think of it as a public service.
5/15/2011 5:15:23 AM EDT
[#2]
Money grubbin whores
5/15/2011 5:18:10 AM EDT
[#3]
Pilots are hot and usually insured to the max.
Did I mention professional pilots make excellent money and are rarely home for a full week making momma happy as a clam in a sandbar.
5/15/2011 5:21:56 AM EDT
[#4]
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
5/15/2011 5:23:51 AM EDT
[#5]
In my case it sure ain't about the money.....
5/15/2011 5:24:17 AM EDT
[#6]
Cause we are better than everyone else, and the babes know it also.      j/k
5/15/2011 5:24:56 AM EDT
[#7]
Women find competency sexy, or at least attractive.  



A pilot is assumed to be competent, or at least his competency is fairly obvious. . . .



He (or she!) is controlling a large, complex machine and nominally, has the lives of many people in their hands. . . .
5/15/2011 5:25:21 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
In my case it sure ain't about the money.....


So is that why Pilots call it a "Joystick"!!??
5/15/2011 5:25:57 AM EDT
[#9]
Caza el dinero.
5/15/2011 5:26:10 AM EDT
[#10]

Can't just be about the money, it even applies to men with a private pilots license.

Now that I think about it my wife got pregnant about a week after I started my flying lessons and we had been trying for quite a while.  Must be something in the 100LL.  

5/15/2011 5:27:12 AM EDT
[#11]



Quoted:


$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$


I think the few pilots who make lotsa dollar signs are into the "I'm a grandpa" stage.

 
5/15/2011 5:28:07 AM EDT
[#12]
Aviator Glasses
5/15/2011 5:29:19 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:

Quoted:
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

I think the few pilots who make lotsa dollar signs are into the "I'm a grandpa" stage.  


That!

People who aren't pilots think three things:  
1. They make tons of money
2. It's the coolest job in the world.
3. They are loved by anything female.

Sadly, none of those are true.
5/15/2011 5:31:17 AM EDT
[#14]
Here's what I have been told:  

Because of the requirements of the position, we are typically excellent physical specimens of mankind.

Like it or not, it's mostly true.
(ETA: Think Tom Cruise in "Top Gun" )
5/15/2011 5:31:55 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:

Quoted:
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

I think the few pilots who make lotsa dollar signs are into the "I'm a grandpa" stage.  


My Dad was a Piot, made damn good money for his era but worked three jobs right up 'til he retired.
Headed Air Traffic Control for a major airport, Flew part-time as a commercial carrier, and worked on electronics when he had the time, for profit.
Guy was from another era and I follow in his footsteps except for the pilot part.
5/15/2011 5:32:35 AM EDT
[#16]
Sorry to bust your bubble, it doesn't apply to guys with their private, they aren't real pilots yet. That's like comparing a dude with a driver's license to a indy car driver. lol
5/15/2011 5:33:38 AM EDT
[#17]



Quoted: Here's what I have been told:  

Because of the requirements of the position, we are typically excellent physical specimens of mankind.

Like it or not, it's mostly true.
Plus in your case they get to shoot the shit outta stuff!





 
5/15/2011 5:33:53 AM EDT
[#18]
I'm not sure what you mean by "hot", but the one I dated was the biggest pervert I ever knew.  Fun guy.

Jane
5/15/2011 5:34:28 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$


5/15/2011 5:34:31 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

I think the few pilots who make lotsa dollar signs are into the "I'm a grandpa" stage.  


That!

People who aren't pilots think three things:  
1. They make tons of money
2. It's the coolest job in the world.
3. They are loved by anything female.

Sadly, none of those are true.


Ohhh, so who do you fly for?
5/15/2011 5:34:31 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Sorry to bust your bubble, it doesn't apply to guys with their private, they aren't real pilots yet. That's like comparing a dude with a driver's license to a indy car driver. lol


That pesky little word "öccupation" rules out most private pilots.
5/15/2011 5:34:34 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
the one I dated was the biggest pervert I ever knew.  Fun guy.

Jane


5/15/2011 5:34:47 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Sorry to bust your bubble, it doesn't apply to guys with their private, they aren't real pilots yet. That's like comparing a dude with a driver's license to a indy car driver. lol


So true...................!

5/15/2011 5:34:53 AM EDT
[#24]
Its the thingys on their shoulders.
5/15/2011 5:37:26 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
I'm not sure what you mean by "hot", but the one I dated was the biggest pervert I ever knew.  Fun guy.

Jane


Now that's just funny stuff right there.   He was a big "perv", but still she thought he was a fun guy.  Jane, I love your style!  Congrat's. by the way.

5/15/2011 5:39:40 AM EDT
[#26]
Because we are
5/15/2011 5:45:03 AM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I'm not sure what you mean by "hot", but the one I dated was the biggest pervert I ever knew.  Fun guy.

Jane


Now that's just funny stuff right there.   He was a big "perv", but still she thought he was a fun guy.  Jane, I love your style!  Congrat's. by the way.


It's a little hard to explain, but he was playful kind of guy, not a mean, abusive one.  

And thank you.


Jane
5/15/2011 5:56:54 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Sorry to bust your bubble, it doesn't apply to guys with their private, they aren't real pilots yet. That's like comparing a dude with a driver's license to a indy car driver. lol


That pesky little word "öccupation" rules out most private pilots.


Yeah, but the fact that most private pilots have disposable income and normal paying jobs kind of works in their favor.

And i've yet to talk to anyone that's enjoyed a ride on a flying cattle car more than they enjoyed a short trip on a private aircraft.

Besides, who would bring girls to a crash pad?
5/15/2011 5:58:39 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
I'm not sure what you mean by "hot", but the one I dated was the biggest pervert I ever knew.  Fun guy.

Jane


5/15/2011 5:59:39 AM EDT
[#30]
Didn't anyone see Top Gun???
5/15/2011 6:02:10 AM EDT
[#31]



Quoted:


Didn't anyone see Top Gun???

You mean that Soft-Core gay porno?










 
5/15/2011 6:03:46 AM EDT
[#32]
I hang out with a female Apache pilot and I think it's pretty hot that she gets to fly a bad ass helo and engage with hellfires and 30mm so it's not just a female thing.  

I just realized that I am in one of the occupations the OP listed in his first post, ironic.
5/15/2011 6:04:25 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Didn't anyone see Top Gun???


What does homo-erotic volleyball have to do with pilots or women liking pilots?
5/15/2011 6:04:28 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

I think the few pilots who make lotsa dollar signs are into the "I'm a grandpa" stage.  


That!

People who aren't pilots think three things:  
1. They make tons of money
2. It's the coolest job in the world.
3. They are loved by anything female.

Sadly, none of those are true.


+1

Quoted:
Sorry to bust your bubble, it doesn't apply to guys with their private, they aren't real pilots yet. That's like comparing a dude with a driver's license to a indy car driver. lol


+1

Quoted:
Its the thingys on their shoulders.


They are call epaulettes.
5/15/2011 6:12:11 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
I'm not sure what you mean by "hot", but the one I dated was the biggest pervert I ever knew.  Fun guy.

Jane


Was it this guy?
5/15/2011 6:15:02 AM EDT
[#36]
Pilots are the ultimate in swave and deboner, and their swagger makes their position in the pile of desirable mates obvious, not to mention their radio voice.  Plus they're snappy dressers, and wimmenz are curious about just exactly what they carry in those big, black boxes.

One of the funniest things that evey happened to me was the day I pulled into a parking spot at Oshkosh and this purty gal comes over and asks, "Is this a Luscombe?  I love Luscombe's."  Then she wrapped her arms around the cowling and gave the airplane a big hug, and me a big grin.  I guess I needed a cartoon with detailed instructions.

5/15/2011 6:17:18 AM EDT
[#37]
Cockpit?
5/15/2011 6:30:01 AM EDT
[#38]
Did both 23 years as a fire officer and 20 years of flying at the same time. Man am I tired.
5/15/2011 6:34:50 AM EDT
[#39]
Question:

You're at a party with over 500 in attendance...

There is only one pilot in the group.

You only know 10 of the people at the party and NONE of them is the pilot.

How do you know which one is the pilot?








Don't worry...he'll tell you.
5/15/2011 6:36:29 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:

Quoted:
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

I think the few pilots who make lotsa dollar signs are into the "I'm a grandpa" stage.  


Whatever, dude, that's what viagra is for.
5/15/2011 6:39:06 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

I think the few pilots who make lotsa dollar signs are into the "I'm a grandpa" stage.  


Whatever, dude, that's what viagra is for.



Just remember, getting it up is optional, but getting it down is mandatory.

5/15/2011 6:39:26 AM EDT
[#42]
Despite rumors to the contrary, the average pilot is quite capable of feelings such as love, admiration and utter respect for ones capabilities. Those feelings, however, just don't happen to involve anyone else......
5/15/2011 6:40:11 AM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
"Pilot" seems to be one of those occupations women are hot for.  Doctors its obvious they will make a lot of money some days.  Lawyers for women that find money more important than a soul.  Firefighters for the uniform I guess.

But why pilot?  Do they not know what a pilot makes these days?


Perception of income/relatively cool job/position of power, etc.

My guess.
5/15/2011 6:43:52 AM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
Pilots are the ultimate in swave and deboner, and their swagger makes their position in the pile of desirable mates obvious, not to mention their radio voice.  Plus they're snappy dressers, and wimmenz are curious about just exactly what they carry in those big, black boxes.

One of the funniest things that evey happened to me was the day I pulled into a parking spot at Oshkosh and this purty gal comes over and asks, "Is this a Luscombe?  I love Luscombe's."  Then she wrapped her arms around the cowling and gave the airplane a big hug, and me a big grin.  I guess I needed a cartoon with detailed instructions.




Hmmmmmmm
5/15/2011 6:46:00 AM EDT
[#45]





Quoted:



Sorry to bust your bubble, it doesn't apply to guys with their private, they aren't real pilots yet. That's like comparing a dude with a driver's license to a indy car driver bus driver. lol



That was in need of a correction


 



Airline pilots generally make decent bucks

Private pilots have to have income enough to support that




all pilots have to be supremely confident in themselves, and that is sexy to women
5/15/2011 6:47:25 AM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Pilots are the ultimate in swave and deboner, and their swagger makes their position in the pile of desirable mates obvious, not to mention their radio voice.  Plus they're snappy dressers, and wimmenz are curious about just exactly what they carry in those big, black boxes.

One of the funniest things that evey happened to me was the day I pulled into a parking spot at Oshkosh and this purty gal comes over and asks, "Is this a Luscombe?  I love Luscombe's."  Then she wrapped her arms around the cowling and gave the airplane a big hug, and me a big grin.  I guess I needed a cartoon with detailed instructions.




Hmmmmmmm


Swaive.

5/15/2011 6:50:03 AM EDT
[#47]


Women love confidence and charisma.  Charisma usually follows from the aforementioned confidence.  Once you've landed in some absurd crosswind a few times and greased it on, or gotten yourself out of a spin (or any of the other things we usually do)... you begin to exude confidence.  It's not about the job - it's the game.  The job just helps.  And yes, pilots are generally all perverts.  Women tend to like that.  But, again, being comfortable enough with yourself to express such base desires to beautiful women results from... you guessed it... confidence.
5/15/2011 6:50:12 AM EDT
[#48]
We have the uncanny ability to sniff out a free USA Today no matter where you hide it. Chicks dig that kind of determination.
5/15/2011 6:53:43 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
We have the uncanny ability to sniff out a free USA Today no matter where you hide it. Chicks dig that kind of determination.


Just hope it still has the crossword in it!
5/15/2011 6:57:01 AM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
Quoted:
We have the uncanny ability to sniff out a free USA Today no matter where you hide it. Chicks dig that kind of determination.


Just hope it still has the crossword in it!


Nothing turns my day to shit faster than finding a completed crossword puzzle.

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