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Keep on thinking that until you feel the knife.
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My domesticated, obedient and barefooted Latina housewife is not offended by the use of the term “wife unit”.
Keep on thinking that until you feel the knife.
Nope.
The secret to being married to a Latina:
1. Do not treat her like shit.
2. Do not treat her like shit after drinking too much cerveza.
3. If you drink cerveza, don’t drink Coors or Bud light because she will lose respect for you due to your shitty taste in domestic beer.
4. Do not allow her to work in a meat packing plant if the job involves weilding sharp knives
5. Keep her busy in the kitchen making salsa and enchiladas.
6. Grill meat on the grill at least once a week. Eat. Have intercourse with her by inserting your clean, white, circumcised penis into her vagina as an expression of appreciation for her domesticated role in your marriage.
7. Take her out to dinner every fiscal quarter.
8. Rinse, and repeat.
Not sure why any of this is so hard to figure out?