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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:08:33 PM EDT
Well, after thinking about and researching about it for past 5 years wife finally got a set of bolt-on boobs...and tummy tuck.
She had an amazing body until she got pregnant and subsequent 15 months of breast feeding took a heavy toll on her body.  Her perky small 34C became sagging medium 36B and her flat abdomen developed excessive stretch marks/excessive skin and got pudgy.  She works out at the gym from 5:00AM to 6:45AM (weights and cardio) 6 days a week and eats healthy so she has very athletic body but she just couldn't improve the breast and abdomen.  She has been researching for about 5 years and talked to couple doctors and finally decided to proceed 12 weeks ago.  I was totally against the procedure from the beginning (general anesthetic is not to be taken lightly) but I told her she has to make the final choice as it's her body.

She's still swollen and wrapped up in gauze and has on a special bra/braziers so it looks larger than they really are.  When my MIL saw them first time she said they look huge like porn boobs.  In reality her size only increased from 36B to full size 36C and did a raise so they don't sag.  To her credit she did a lot of research and talked to many of her friends who had it done and met with several doctors before making her decision.  The doctor who she chose was highly recommended by her friends and several other surgeons in the field...and reflected in the cost.

It's interesting how vain women are as breast enhancement among women is as common as cavities.  I mean you don't see any men running to doctors to get their dick enlarged.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:09:06 PM EDT
[#1]
Good luck. Just remember we are all here for you, bud.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:09:27 PM EDT
[#2]
Pics?
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:09:35 PM EDT
[#3]
This will not go well for OP
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:09:38 PM EDT
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Congrats and in before all the poeple about say your getting divorced.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:10:06 PM EDT
[#5]
first! nope...
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:10:20 PM EDT
[#6]
Good luck bud. Hope you didn't jinx things.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:10:59 PM EDT
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Queen - Another One Bites the Dust (Official Video)
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:12:11 PM EDT
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Hide your money now, I opt for one of those containers you bury in the ground.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:12:13 PM EDT
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Congrats OP, nothing like having a hot wife with the tits of an 20yr old for the rest of your life.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:12:35 PM EDT
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Lawyer up
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:12:37 PM EDT
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Yeah, like we're all a bunch of pervs or something here in GD.

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Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:13:14 PM EDT
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in before the pending divorce
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:14:04 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:14:29 PM EDT
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This is now a “arfcom curse” thread. Sorry bud.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:15:26 PM EDT
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Congrats OP, enjoy...

Also: In on one.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:15:39 PM EDT
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So what else does your MIL know about porn...
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:16:24 PM EDT
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Sorry OP but the pics don't seem to be loading...

Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:16:28 PM EDT
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Believe me you don't want to see current pics.
Nothing but gauze, surgical tapes, wraps and heavy duty industrial braziers and stuff with little spots of blood and other bodily stuff.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:16:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:16:55 PM EDT
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Are you able to post some ANSI pics of the bolt ons?
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:17:10 PM EDT
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What are 'bolt on boobs'?

srsly, I have no idea.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:17:17 PM EDT
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What does her gym boyfriend think of them?
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:17:19 PM EDT
[#23]
Every wife who gets fake boobs finds a new man. Sorry op
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:17:43 PM EDT
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Requesting a front row seat for yobo's "I'm getting a divorce" thread.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:17:55 PM EDT
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What are 'bolt on boobs'?

srsly, I have no idea.
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Breast Implants
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:18:02 PM EDT
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HAHAHA This!

And GL OP, it sounds like she had the work done for the RIGHT reasons.  Non curse related.  I have a good gut for these things you can trust me
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:18:04 PM EDT
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I, errr, we wanna see!
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:18:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:18:37 PM EDT
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What are 'bolt on boobs'?

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Kind of like snapon tools but more expensive.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:18:44 PM EDT
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Whelp your marriage is over.

I doubt she did it to look good for you. Probably some young stud at the gym she's banging

We'll be here for you though
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:18:48 PM EDT
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Fake silicon or saline tits surgically inserted in to woman's chest.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:18:57 PM EDT
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I don't know about the curse of the boob thing, but good luck anyway in case it's true
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:19:01 PM EDT
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Yep, her next husband will really enjoy them though
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:19:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:19:26 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:19:29 PM EDT
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This
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:19:34 PM EDT
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The curse
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:19:52 PM EDT
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The truth.  I know 3 women that got boob jobs and all three went wild and left their husbands and children  within a year.  No shit.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:19:54 PM EDT
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Gee... I wonder what the hive consensus is going to be. Will there be a pool on the date of divorce?

At any rate, congrats to your wife OP. I hope she likes them and I hope your marriage endures. My wife has talked about it before, but it gets more unlikely with every passing year (she's almost 56). She ranges from a C-D (depending on weight), so I can live just fine with that. But I've always told her that if she's going to get it done, go big or go home. I want some nice DDs to play with if she's going to take the risk of surgery. Not going to happen though, and that's perfectly okay with me. I like her just how she is... and she doesn't spend any real time fretting over it. She mostly would just like a lift to help with the effects of gravity.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:20:07 PM EDT
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As a Professional Pussy PredatorTM, I can tell you from vast personal experience that married moms of elementary school aged children with aftermarket tittays have a 100% close rate.

I think you already know this.  Your entire OP...it was not written for us.  You wrote that for you.

To thine own self, OP....
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:20:17 PM EDT
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Ok, Im an idiot.  

I thought this was some type of new age replacement tit.  When you get tired of one size, you just order the next size up or some shit and screw them in.

Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:20:24 PM EDT
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Believe me you don't want to see current pics.
Nothing but gauze, surgical tapes, wraps and heavy duty industrial braziers and stuff with little spots of blood and other bodily stuff.
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GD doesn't care, apparently.

I wish you and your wife the best, OP.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:20:34 PM EDT
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Whelp your marriage is over.

I doubt she did it to look good for you. Probably some young stud at the gym she's banging

We'll be here for you though
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Thanks.  I hope I get to keep all my toys...just got done building and testing couple of nice ones.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:21:05 PM EDT
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Best money ever spent. Wife got them earlier this year. PM me with any questions.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:21:44 PM EDT
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In on one!
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:22:37 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:22:43 PM EDT
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IN!

Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:22:51 PM EDT
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Ok, Im an idiot.  

I thought this was some type of new age replacement tit.  When you get tired of one size, you just order the next size up or some shit and screw them in.

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Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:22:55 PM EDT
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This thread title makes wife pics mandatory. OP gets the banhammer if pics are not forthcoming.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 6:22:59 PM EDT
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WHat the hell in!
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