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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:26:22 PM EDT
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11283023/Woman-22-suffers-severe-anorectal-injury-falling-jet-ski.html
A woman's anus tore apart after she fell off the back of a jet ski, a grisly case report has revealed. The unidentified 22-year-old, who lives in Australia, 'slipped off the back' when the driver accelerated. She agonisingly landed on her backside with the chassis caught between her legs, striking her perineum the area between the anus and genitals. The woman started bleeding and went to Melbourne's Frankston Hospital, where doctors found a 2in (5cm) cut stretching from her tail bone to anus. Click To View Spoiler |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:27:41 PM EDT
[#1]
Taint no thang.
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:28:20 PM EDT
[#2]
Always pepper your angus.
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:28:38 PM EDT
[#3]
Taint that some shit.
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:28:57 PM EDT
[#4]
Hell of a way to get an enema.
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:29:00 PM EDT
[#5]
That's a huge gash.
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:29:17 PM EDT
[#6]
The ol’ slip n rip.
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:29:23 PM EDT
[#7]
It happens. The back seat of my Sea Doo has a warning about wearing neoprene bottoms and the dangers of bikini bottoms.
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:29:38 PM EDT
[#8]
Taints wrong.
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:29:53 PM EDT
[#9]
Article contradicts. Anus didn't tear but the skin from the tailbone area to the anus did.
You need to be careful with those things. Between the rapid acceleration, quick turns, and pressurized blast, they can cause some damage. |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:30:17 PM EDT
[#10]
She's not into butt stuff anymore.
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:30:17 PM EDT
[#11]
I just watched a video of a woman doing the mentos and coke thing. In her bootiehole.
It was way cooler than your pic. |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:30:24 PM EDT
[#12]
I'mon tear that ass up, girl
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:30:25 PM EDT
[#13]
Rectum, damn near killed ‘em.
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:30:41 PM EDT
[#14]
Wondering how wollered out it had to be for the water to grab a side ….
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:30:55 PM EDT
[#15]
Ain't your hiney
Ain't your vaginey That's why we call it taint |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:31:11 PM EDT
[#16]
The Sea-Doo that I rode in high school had a warning sticker on it just for this situation.
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:31:53 PM EDT
[#17]
how would one protect against an unwanted anus tear?
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:32:37 PM EDT
[#18]
There's a nice warning sticker about this on most PWCs
Go ride a super jet and before you learn to get up, your dick will be slapped by a powerful jet of water many times. |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:33:12 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: how would one protect against an unwanted anus tear? Under Armour. |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:34:50 PM EDT
[#20]
We had this exact same accident a few months ago, except it also blew out her colon/vagina and dirty lakewater sat in her abdomen
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:35:45 PM EDT
[#21]
A surprise episiotomy doesn't sound like a fun day at the beach
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:36:15 PM EDT
[#22]
A family friend who is a proctologist has photos of a (their) patient that this happened to. It’s not as uncommon as you would think.
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:36:58 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: how would one protect against an unwanted anus tear? Is there such a thing as a wanted anus tear? |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:37:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:37:35 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I just watched a video of a woman doing the mentos and coke thing. In her bootiehole. It was way cooler than your pic. I came here to talk shit, but I can't top that right at the moment, so imma roll right on out of here |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:37:42 PM EDT
[#26]
Bummer
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:38:02 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Is there such a thing as a wanted anus tear? 
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:38:44 PM EDT
[#28]
I still remember the first time I rode a float thing towed by a jetski.
I was seated behind this hot chick while her parents towed us behind the ski. The raft thing was really scrawny and could have been described as a pool float. When it got to speed, every bump and jump in the wake made me feel like I was getting raped in the ass. I just prayed that the ride would end soon. A bunch of dudes rode that fucking thing and no one returned with the "I just rode backseat holding onto the waist of a chick in her bikini" 13 year old boys normally would have because everyone got reamed in the ass by the waves. |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:38:55 PM EDT
[#29]
I still remember the first time I rode a float thing towed by a jetski.
I was seated behind this hot chick while her parents towed us behind the ski. The raft thing was really scrawny and could have been described as a pool float. When it got to speed, every bump and jump in the wake made me feel like I was getting raped in the ass. I just prayed that the ride would end soon. A bunch of dudes rode that fucking thing and no one returned with the "I just rode backseat holding onto the waist of a chick in her bikini" 13 year old boys normally would have because everyone got reamed in the ass by the waves. |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:41:21 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I just watched a video of a woman doing the mentos and coke thing. In her bootiehole. It was way cooler than your pic.  |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:42:39 PM EDT
[#31]
Rectum! Dang near killed 'em!
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:42:46 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: how would one protect against an unwanted anus tear? Do the opposite of what you do when you want an anus tear 60% of the time, that works every time |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:42:56 PM EDT
[#33]
grundle
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:45:00 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I just watched a video of a woman doing the mentos and coke thing. In her bootiehole. It was way cooler than your pic.  Attached File |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:47:26 PM EDT
[#35]
That's why there are warnings on the back seat.
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:47:39 PM EDT
[#36]
What a fusilli way to get hurt. What are the odds?
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:49:01 PM EDT
[#37]
Ballistic shorts are a thing ask anyone into boat racing.
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:49:51 PM EDT
[#38]
Well definitely shoving a JetSki up your ass is very brave.
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:50:42 PM EDT
[#39]
Went from sea doo to see doo doo
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:52:03 PM EDT
[#40]
Which one was it?
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:52:46 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I just watched a video of a woman doing the mentos and coke thing. In her bootiehole. It was way cooler than your pic.  |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:53:00 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Taint no thang. But a perennial sting on a wing |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 8:53:50 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Well definitely shoving a JetSki up your ass is very brave. She must have been a fan of Abraham Lincoln |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 9:02:59 PM EDT
[#44]
I can believe it.
We were water skiing and wifey went down wonky where the ski ended up impacting her right in the crack. Broke her coccyx. Left a huge bruise and abrasion, including her anus. It’s funny and meme worthy, until it’s reality. Recovery was… delicate. |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 9:05:05 PM EDT
[#45]
I guess she's never been water skiing then...
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Posted: 10/10/2022 9:06:12 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: how would one protect against an unwanted anus tear? |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 9:07:02 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What a fusilli way to get hurt. What are the odds? Million to one shot, doc. |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 9:07:52 PM EDT
[#48]
Slow news cycle.
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Posted: 10/10/2022 9:08:43 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Is there such a thing as a wanted anus tear? You missed have missed the early days of internet shock sites. |
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Posted: 10/10/2022 9:09:07 PM EDT
[#50]
How does one poo if you rip your ass off?
How does it not get infected? |
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