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Link Posted: 5/18/2023 11:36:25 AM EST
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God damn, make her walk to her destination instead of flying.

Plus size model for what? Tent canopies?
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 11:37:43 AM EST
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There are airlines for that, VIP treatment too.

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Still too small I would guess.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 11:39:07 AM EST
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She should have the integrity and fortitude to arrange for whale transportation. Stop being a hindrance to those that are able to function in society.

Make shame great again.
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Transparent aluminum!!!!
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 11:40:12 AM EST
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How would you handle the situation if her seat was right next to yours without being thrown off the plane for being rude?  I wouldn’t even know what to do.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 11:40:41 AM EST
[#5]
Airline should've prevented her from even boarding.  She's a hazard in the event of evacuation.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 11:40:42 AM EST
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Maybe she should fly space A on a C-5.
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Some Navy Chief would marry that.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 11:41:21 AM EST
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Luckily she can't get down the aisle to get to the seat next to me.

Yeah I'd flip my shit though.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 11:43:31 AM EST
[#8]
Plus size model? WTF does she model, fumigation tents?
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 11:46:13 AM EST
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Richter scale.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 11:49:18 AM EST
[#10]
How does that thing wipe its own ass hole?
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 11:52:19 AM EST
[#11]
Is the yoga pants thread still a thing? she's be a great addition to it.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 11:56:22 AM EST
[#12]
Model????

For what, testing highway truck scales!?
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:00:23 PM EST
[#13]
Hold up.

That beast is a 'model'?

What the fuck does she model?   Flint Tent and Awnings' new Spring and Summer line?

geezus.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:01:50 PM EST
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That bitch should ride in cargo like a zoo animal.
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FPNI.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:02:53 PM EST
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cows generally have asses covered in shit as they can’t reach them, so maybe it just stanks, or squats over a sprinkler in the yard, or maybe a friend / relative / concerned neighbor plays zoo keeper and hoses it’s ass off with a hose.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:05:58 PM EST
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I found her last gynecology exam.

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Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:06:03 PM EST
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Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:09:26 PM EST
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I work for a major airline....we have 'standard weights' for males & females, and they vary in the winter (heavier) and summer (lighter) months.

The FAA just bumped those weights up to the point where in some of our 757s we actually have to block a few seats because of a floor max weight load issue with the new heavier weights.

This sea cow would be 4-5 times the normal 'standard' weight as per the FAA.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:09:27 PM EST
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Close.  It's Lardo.

Surprised the plane could get off the ground with her on board.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:09:33 PM EST
[#20]
To quote my late FIL: "She's got an ass that's 2 axe handles wide."
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:09:40 PM EST
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Recalculating jet fuel consumption...
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:10:23 PM EST
[#22]
You know she had a middle seat too
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:11:33 PM EST
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Maybe she should fly space A on a C-5.
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Why you hate C5s?
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:11:58 PM EST
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Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:12:25 PM EST
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Steerage!
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:14:23 PM EST
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cows generally have asses covered in shit as they can't reach them, so maybe it just stanks, or squats over a sprinkler in the yard, or maybe a friend / relative / concerned neighbor plays zoo keeper and hoses it's ass off with a hose.
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cows generally have asses covered in shit as they can't reach them, so maybe it just stanks, or squats over a sprinkler in the yard, or maybe a friend / relative / concerned neighbor plays zoo keeper and hoses it's ass off with a hose.
Or maybe it's so far up in there it may as well be poop in the sigmoid flexure.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:18:07 PM EST
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Luckily she can't get down the aisle to get to the seat next to me.

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You know how much this type of thing pisses me off.

The only two other things that bug me on planes are screaming kids who won’t shut up and people who don’t bathe.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:18:48 PM EST
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Cost to much to charter a C5 Galaxy.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:20:20 PM EST
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We're literally to a point where folks will shame YOU for being skinny. Because you're the only one in the room without a gut. They'll say things like "are you ok? Have you been eating enough?"

Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:21:19 PM EST
[#30]
"Model"? She's a ham beast.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:22:42 PM EST
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"Model"? She's a ham beast.
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She models harpoons.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:33:25 PM EST
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The funny part is how small private jets are. A phenom 300 wouldn't fit her fat ass unless they pulled all the seats except one. She needs a praetor or bigger
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Fat

TLDR for the lazy
Woman very fat
Woman attempts to walk down aisle on plane
Woman too fat to fit
Woman takes pics of her too fat to fit
Woman claims discrimination

Maybe she needs to fly in a private jet then.  Hope she has lots of money and can afford it!


The funny part is how small private jets are. A phenom 300 wouldn't fit her fat ass unless they pulled all the seats except one. She needs a praetor or bigger

I was actually thinking one of the civilian owned C130s...   It's close enough to a jet and it's privately owned.    Lots of room in the back for her.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:35:42 PM EST
[#33]
She should fly on a 777
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:38:23 PM EST
[#34]
This song never gets old.
Roger Alan Wade - too fat to fly
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:51:33 PM EST
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She's Too Fat Polka - Frankie Yankovic And His Yanks
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:52:56 PM EST
[#36]
I can just see the pissed look on the pilots face seeing her on the jetway…”damn it, I’m going to have to recalculate weight and balance before we take off!”
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:54:27 PM EST
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Link Posted: 5/18/2023 12:55:41 PM EST
[#38]
disgusting waste of oxygen, and space.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 1:06:16 PM EST
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?
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 1:28:38 PM EST
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I work for a major airline....we have 'standard weights' for males & females, and they vary in the winter (heavier) and summer (lighter) months.

The FAA just bumped those weights up to the point where in some of our 757s we actually have to block a few seats because of a floor max weight load issue with the new heavier weights.

This sea cow would be 4-5 times the normal 'standard' weight as per the FAA.
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205 summer, 210 winter.

((Wow))
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 1:33:09 PM EST
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How does that thing wipe its own ass hole?

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Link Posted: 5/18/2023 1:40:33 PM EST
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How would you handle the situation if her seat was right next to yours without being thrown off the plane for being rude?  I wouldn’t even know what to do.
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Before she is seated you get up.  Gather any luggage.  Walk to the front and notify the head stewardess that the woman is a safety issue and you need another seat.

If lucky you get a first class seat.

If there are no open seats advise said stewardess that you will be deplaning and taking another flight.


Link Posted: 5/18/2023 2:32:48 PM EST
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How did she get to the airport?
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UHaul.
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 2:33:06 PM EST
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Fat

TLDR for the lazy
Woman very fat
Woman attempts to walk down aisle on plane
Woman too fat to fit
Woman takes pics of her too fat to fit
Woman claims discrimination
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Link Posted: 5/18/2023 2:37:57 PM EST
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Before she is seated you get up.  Gather any luggage.  Walk to the front and notify the head stewardess that the woman is a safety issue and you need another seat.

If lucky you get a first class seat.

If there are no open seats advise said stewardess that you will be deplaning and taking another flight.
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How would you handle the situation if her seat was right next to yours without being thrown off the plane for being rude?  I wouldn’t even know what to do.


Before she is seated you get up.  Gather any luggage.  Walk to the front and notify the head stewardess that the woman is a safety issue and you need another seat.

If lucky you get a first class seat.

If there are no open seats advise said stewardess that you will be deplaning and taking another flight.

I likely have a checked bag with one or more firearms already down below, and I need to get where I'm going.

I've played out this scenario in my head, and it always ends with me looking like the asshole and getting kicked off the plane.

Link Posted: 5/18/2023 2:38:41 PM EST
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Link Posted: 5/18/2023 2:45:11 PM EST
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Link Posted: 5/18/2023 2:48:33 PM EST
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What do you even call camel Toe of the ass cheeks

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Link Posted: 5/18/2023 2:50:53 PM EST
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Airline Passenger Criticized Fat Shamer on Flight
Link Posted: 5/18/2023 2:52:25 PM EST
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