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God damn, make her walk to her destination instead of flying.
Plus size model for what? Tent canopies? |
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Quoted: There are airlines for that, VIP treatment too. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/58525/Horse_jpg-2820531.JPG View Quote Still too small I would guess. |
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How would you handle the situation if her seat was right next to yours without being thrown off the plane for being rude? I wouldn’t even know what to do.
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Airline should've prevented her from even boarding. She's a hazard in the event of evacuation.
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Is the yoga pants thread still a thing? she's be a great addition to it.
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Hold up.
That beast is a 'model'? What the fuck does she model? Flint Tent and Awnings' new Spring and Summer line? geezus. |
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Quoted: How does that thing wipe its own ass hole? View Quote cows generally have asses covered in shit as they can’t reach them, so maybe it just stanks, or squats over a sprinkler in the yard, or maybe a friend / relative / concerned neighbor plays zoo keeper and hoses it’s ass off with a hose. |
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Wowwwww. She should have been banded to a pallet, and shipped freight.
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Quoted: But my luggage needs to be under a certain weight????? View Quote I work for a major airline....we have 'standard weights' for males & females, and they vary in the winter (heavier) and summer (lighter) months. The FAA just bumped those weights up to the point where in some of our 757s we actually have to block a few seats because of a floor max weight load issue with the new heavier weights. This sea cow would be 4-5 times the normal 'standard' weight as per the FAA. |
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To quote my late FIL: "She's got an ass that's 2 axe handles wide."
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Quoted: cows generally have asses covered in shit as they can't reach them, so maybe it just stanks, or squats over a sprinkler in the yard, or maybe a friend / relative / concerned neighbor plays zoo keeper and hoses it's ass off with a hose. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: How does that thing wipe its own ass hole? cows generally have asses covered in shit as they can't reach them, so maybe it just stanks, or squats over a sprinkler in the yard, or maybe a friend / relative / concerned neighbor plays zoo keeper and hoses it's ass off with a hose. |
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We're literally to a point where folks will shame YOU for being skinny. Because you're the only one in the room without a gut. They'll say things like "are you ok? Have you been eating enough?"
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Quoted: The funny part is how small private jets are. A phenom 300 wouldn't fit her fat ass unless they pulled all the seats except one. She needs a praetor or bigger View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Fat TLDR for the lazy Woman very fat Woman attempts to walk down aisle on plane Woman too fat to fit Woman takes pics of her too fat to fit Woman claims discrimination Maybe she needs to fly in a private jet then. Hope she has lots of money and can afford it! The funny part is how small private jets are. A phenom 300 wouldn't fit her fat ass unless they pulled all the seats except one. She needs a praetor or bigger I was actually thinking one of the civilian owned C130s... It's close enough to a jet and it's privately owned. Lots of room in the back for her. |
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This song never gets old.
Roger Alan Wade - too fat to fly |
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She's Too Fat Polka - Frankie Yankovic And His Yanks |
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I can just see the pissed look on the pilots face seeing her on the jetway…”damn it, I’m going to have to recalculate weight and balance before we take off!”
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She probably exceeds the max takeoff weight of that plane. Damn.
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Quoted: I work for a major airline....we have 'standard weights' for males & females, and they vary in the winter (heavier) and summer (lighter) months. The FAA just bumped those weights up to the point where in some of our 757s we actually have to block a few seats because of a floor max weight load issue with the new heavier weights. This sea cow would be 4-5 times the normal 'standard' weight as per the FAA. View Quote 205 summer, 210 winter. ((Wow)) |
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Quoted: How would you handle the situation if her seat was right next to yours without being thrown off the plane for being rude? I wouldn’t even know what to do. View Quote Before she is seated you get up. Gather any luggage. Walk to the front and notify the head stewardess that the woman is a safety issue and you need another seat. If lucky you get a first class seat. If there are no open seats advise said stewardess that you will be deplaning and taking another flight. |
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Quoted: Fat TLDR for the lazy Woman very fat Woman attempts to walk down aisle on plane Woman too fat to fit Woman takes pics of her too fat to fit Woman claims discrimination View Quote |
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Airline Passenger Criticized Fat Shamer on Flight |
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