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Posted: 12/30/2014 6:54:43 AM EST

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This thread is.....................

Posted: 12/30/2014 7:05:31 AM EST

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This is tough, the Nelson Mandella calendar is pure gold but gifting someone a homemade CD is a special kind of what the blue fuck. I think in the end I have to vote for the terrible, conceited CD. Who the hell does that?

Posted: 12/30/2014 7:06:11 AM EST

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^^^ Yeah, the CD was a bad one.

Posted: 12/30/2014 7:18:48 AM EST

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Thanks, OP for putting this all together. There's some real horible gifts out there this year and was hard to pick.

Made my one, lonely opened caramel turtle candy I got look like a piece of solid gold.

My condolences to all the entries this year!

Posted: 12/30/2014 10:07:19 AM EST

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My vote is for the Stepping stone kit because, well, come on man. He was a sport about it.

The CD was a bulk work gift thing, they always suck but this gem was something special, honorable mention.

Posted: 12/30/2014 8:15:19 PM EST

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Made my one, lonely opened caramel turtle candy I got look like a piece of solid gold.

My condolences to all the entries this year!

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You have no idea how hard it was to narrow down to just 10! I started with a list of 47 possibles. Yours was near the top after a few trim downs, but I ran out of poll options!

Posted: 12/31/2014 12:36:11 PM EST

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Bump for last day to vote. Looks like wingmanchris may have this one all wrapped up!

Posted: 12/31/2014 6:04:39 PM EST

[#8]

Should I go ahead and declare wingmanchris the winner?

Posted: 12/31/2014 6:16:46 PM EST

[#9]

Yes he wins hands down

Posted: 12/31/2014 6:25:19 PM EST

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While all the gifts were bad (and a hilarious thread BTW) the only way any one else wins is if they call for a FIRE MISSION to vote for them in a separate thread.

I would say you are safe calling it.

Although a FIRE MISSION would be fun to watch.

Thanks for doing this, it was a hoot.

Posted: 12/31/2014 6:31:19 PM EST

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Which guy got the shitty coffee mug in exchange for the Glock, case, mags, holster etc?

I'm still fucking pissed at that story

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I voted for wingmanchris, but this guy^ needs a hug or something. He got boned royally.

Posted: 12/31/2014 6:33:18 PM EST

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I voted for wingmanchris, but this guy^ needs a hug or something. Je got boned royally.

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Which guy got the shitty coffee mug in exchange for the Glock, case, mags, holster etc?

I'm still fucking pissed at that story

CJan_NH

I voted for wingmanchris, but this guy^ needs a hug or something. Je got boned royally.

CJan was taken care of in the original thread by team member NotAFudd.

Posted: 12/31/2014 6:34:03 PM EST

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Wingmanchris most definately.

That shit was painful.

Posted: 12/31/2014 6:35:27 PM EST

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While all the gifts were bad (and a hilarious thread BTW) the only way any one else wins is if they call for a FIRE MISSION to vote for them in a separate thread.

I would say you are safe calling it.

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I enjoy this every year. This year was hard to narrow down though. I think it is a pretty safe bet who has won at this point. A FIREMISSION would be hilarious though!

Posted: 12/31/2014 7:53:57 PM EST

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Wingmanchris... Hands down!! I played the whole thing... Hilarious!

Posted: 12/31/2014 7:57:28 PM EST

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I think we all need a little something for listening to that fucking screeching on that CD.

It was like listening to Phyllis Diller caught in a bear trap.

Posted: 12/31/2014 7:59:55 PM EST

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I think we all need a little something for listening to that fucking screeching on that CD.

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Posted: 12/31/2014 8:11:32 PM EST

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ARF has spoken wingmanchris is this years winner!

. Thank you to everyone that participated in the original thread and the voting thread. I look forward to next years spectacularly awful gifts!

Posted: 12/31/2014 8:14:33 PM EST

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so I was 5th place.....

I am just happy I got noticed.

Posted: 12/31/2014 8:21:12 PM EST

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Yours was

to say the least!

Posted: 12/31/2014 8:23:38 PM EST

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to say the least!

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so I was 5th place.....

I am just happy I got noticed.

Yours was

to say the least!

My wife was the one who got me the one blade. I told her about this thread and she was not super happy about it.

Posted: 12/31/2014 8:27:54 PM EST

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My wife was the one who got me the one blade. I told her about this thread and she was not super happy about it.

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so I was 5th place.....

I am just happy I got noticed.

Yours was

to say the least!

My wife was the one who got me the one blade. I told her about this thread and she was not super happy about it.

. That makes it even worse! Last years winner's, hawktheslayer, wife was the one responsible for the awful gift. She found out about the contest after he had one and received his gift. Needless to say, she was very much ashamed of her actions and made up for it this year. I hope your wife follows suit and does not give you another gift worthy of this kind of thread.

Posted: 12/31/2014 8:30:19 PM EST

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. That makes it even worse! Last years winner's, hawktheslayer, wife was the one responsible for the awful gift. She found out about the contest after he had one and received his gift. Needless to say, she was very much ashamed of her actions and made up for it this year. I hope your wife follows suit and does not give you another gift worthy of this kind of thread.

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so I was 5th place.....

I am just happy I got noticed.

Yours was

to say the least!

My wife was the one who got me the one blade. I told her about this thread and she was not super happy about it.

. That makes it even worse! Last years winner's, hawktheslayer, wife was the one responsible for the awful gift. She found out about the contest after he had one and received his gift. Needless to say, she was very much ashamed of her actions and made up for it this year. I hope your wife follows suit and does not give you another gift worthy of this kind of thread.

Haha thank you. So does the top five people win anything?

just kidding.

Posted: 12/31/2014 8:35:22 PM EST

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Honestly this was a tough one.....I voted for the can of asparagus

Posted: 12/31/2014 8:39:33 PM EST

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My wife was the one who got me the one blade. I told her about this thread and she was not super happy about it.

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so I was 5th place.....

I am just happy I got noticed.

Yours was

to say the least!

My wife was the one who got me the one blade. I told her about this thread and she was not super happy about it.

It is details like this we need to know about before voting is closed.

"My wife got me a windshield-wiper and it was the wrong size ... is easily way above #5 and in the running for #1" (followed by hundreds of posts saying eject) but I am just a 14'er so maybe I am wrong.

This is 1extremegto's contest/rules and allow her to judge but if I had know it was your wife you would have been near the top IMO.

Posted: 12/31/2014 8:41:19 PM EST

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It is details like this we need to know about before voting is closed.

"My wife got me a windshield-wiper and it was the wrong size ... is easily way above #5 and in the running for #1" (followed by hundreds of posts saying eject) but I am just a 14'er so maybe I am wrong.

This is 1extremegto's contest/rules and allow her to judge but if I had know it was your wife you would have been near the top IMO.

In fact IM me your info and I will send you a PMAG.

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so I was 5th place.....

I am just happy I got noticed.

Yours was

to say the least!

My wife was the one who got me the one blade. I told her about this thread and she was not super happy about it.

It is details like this we need to know about before voting is closed.

"My wife got me a windshield-wiper and it was the wrong size ... is easily way above #5 and in the running for #1" (followed by hundreds of posts saying eject) but I am just a 14'er so maybe I am wrong.

This is 1extremegto's contest/rules and allow her to judge but if I had know it was your wife you would have been near the top IMO.

In fact IM me your info and I will send you a PMAG.

Posted: 12/31/2014 8:42:31 PM EST

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Haha thank you. So does the top five people win anything?

just kidding.

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so I was 5th place.....

I am just happy I got noticed.

Yours was

to say the least!

My wife was the one who got me the one blade. I told her about this thread and she was not super happy about it.

. That makes it even worse! Last years winner's, hawktheslayer, wife was the one responsible for the awful gift. She found out about the contest after he had one and received his gift. Needless to say, she was very much ashamed of her actions and made up for it this year. I hope your wife follows suit and does not give you another gift worthy of this kind of thread.

Haha thank you. So does the top five people win anything?

just kidding.

Yep! You will need to IM me an address to ship you the wish box. You just whisper your wishes into the box and they will all come true! Please note that all boxes come preloaded with a wish.

Posted: 12/31/2014 8:42:46 PM EST

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You get a PMAG from me if you send me your info.

Posted: 12/31/2014 8:45:33 PM EST

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so I was 5th place.....

I am just happy I got noticed.

Yours was

to say the least!

My wife was the one who got me the one blade. I told her about this thread and she was not super happy about it.

It is details like this we need to know about before voting is closed.

"My wife got me a windshield-wiper and it was the wrong size ... is easily way above #5 and in the running for #1" (followed by hundreds of posts saying eject) but I am just a 14'er so maybe I am wrong.

This is 1extremegto's contest/rules and allow her to judge but if I had know it was your wife you would have been near the top IMO.

In fact IM me your info and I will send you a PMAG.

That is awesome of you 14er! I am a dirty 13er so I can say that! Hehe! I agree that coming from a spouse makes the gift 100 times worse and would have put him closer to the top. IMO

Posted: 12/31/2014 8:45:42 PM EST

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Yep! You will need to IM me an address to ship you the wish box. You just whisper your wishes into the box and they will all come true! Please note that all boxes come preloaded with a wish.

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so I was 5th place.....

I am just happy I got noticed
Yours was

to say the least!

My wife was the one who got me the one blade. I told her about this thread and she was not super happy about it.

. That makes it even worse! Last years winner's, hawktheslayer, wife was the one responsible for the awful gift. She found out about the contest after he had one and received his gift. Needless to say, she was very much ashamed of her actions and made up for it this year. I hope your wife follows suit and does not give you another gift worthy of this kind of thread.

Haha thank you. So does the top five people win anything?

just kidding.

Yep! You will need to IM me an address to ship you the wish box. You just whisper your wishes into the box and they will all come true! Please note that all boxes come preloaded with a wish.

is it like farting in a box and sealing it?

Posted: 12/31/2014 9:00:24 PM EST

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3 Christmases ago a couple of dear family friends gave me a "wish box" during our exchanging. The box was an old decorated wooden box that flower shops would use for an arrangement. She told me that all I had to do was whisper all my wishes into the box and they would come true. Also that she had already put one wish in the box. It took all of my power not to laugh. After everyone had gone home and it was just the family there, we laughed so hard about it.

The wish box gift was the one that stared this whole thing. Another member had this contest before I joined ARF. Hubby is a member and posted my gift in the thread. When he told me I started reading and following the thread myself. I was also reading other threads in GD and was hooked. So I signed up to be a member, bought mine and his membership, and the rest is history. I inadvertently became a 13er because of my join date but I don't care!

I wanted to make sure that it continued so I started the thread last year.

ETA: F15Mech made a very generous offer just above your post.

Posted: 12/31/2014 9:04:34 PM EST

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One of the reasons I loved this thread was because when I was about 7 (30+ years ago) I bought the most stupid impractical and worthless present for my dad....

It was a ceramic beaver playing a guitar, no more than a 2" high.

I have now idea what possessed my to buy that thing but I liked it, and thought dad would to...

Dad was great in accepting it, don't get me wrong, my brothers and sisters however were laughing their asses off over this stupid present (which in hindsight it was).

It was that moment I realized I bought the gift I wanted for myself (why a 7 year old would want a beaver playing a guitar is yet unresolved) and did not pay attention to the person I was supposed to be giving the gift to.

The knowledge I gained that day still plays into my gift selection today.

I will just leave it at that

Posted: 12/31/2014 9:09:03 PM EST

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One of the reasons I loved this thread was because when I was about 7 (30+ years ago) I bought the most stupid impractical and worthless present for my dad....

It was a ceramic beaver playing a guitar, no more than a 2" high.

I have now idea what possessed my to buy that thing but I liked it, and thought dad would to...

Dad was great in accepting it, don't get me wrong, my brothers and sisters however were laughing their asses off over this stupid present (which in hindsight it was).

It was that moment I realized I bought the gift I wanted for myself (why a 7 year old would want a beaver playing a guitar is yet unresolved) and did not pay attention to the person I was supposed to be giving the gift to.

The knowledge I gained that day still plays into my gift selection today.

I will ust leave it at that

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That is an awesome story and a very generous off you made to 1911xdm. I have always thought about the person receiving the gift. I have gotten some doozies over the years though. The wish box by far was the worst.

Posted: 12/31/2014 9:11:03 PM EST

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Haha thanks you guys so much. It's been a good thread for laughs.

Posted: 12/31/2014 9:14:48 PM EST

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I bought my sister a Tory Burch purse for Christmas. She loves Tory Burch shit. She bought be some gourmet popcorn

Posted: 12/31/2014 9:33:45 PM EST

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Tory Burch is crap you need to do better next time

Posted: 12/31/2014 9:56:48 PM EST

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Thanks guys for the votes! This was a lot of fun. I hope to be farther south in Free America this time next year if everything works out, so I should have a new boss. I am thinking I should mail the CD to ARF HQ to be played for every Christmas to come....then again, I don't want a perma ban! Happy New Years everyone... Be safe out there.