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Posted: 4/19/2022 11:57:01 PM EDT
You suck.
Attached File You still suck. Attached File You are damn obvious. Attached File You glow so bright. Attached File Now, I present to you the real grey man. BEHOLD! Attached File Attached File Attached File Discuss. |
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Only gun owners could make something like grey man complicated
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Unfortunately the time of being a gray man is dead. Good luck.
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So stop dressing like a slob and have well-groomed facial hair?
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Op posts pics of 5.11 clothing line and expects anyone to believe that’s “grey man”? Lols, more like FCBC…
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The Feds I know look like they'd be working a beach shack renting surfboards or rednecks. You'd never suspect them.
Gun owners love to copy what they see. So many dress how they think "undercover" Feds look like. Granted I'm guilty of it too sometimes but it cracks me up. |
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I was in Amsterdam wearing nothing to stand out and had a dude walk up “Hey American gangster. Need some coke?”
Sometimes trying to hide is impossible. |
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I was thinking about this today. Dressing like a well groomed normal person is the new grey man.
Lose the 5.11, Salomons, Oakleys, and flannel shirts. Pick up a nice pair of jeans, a tailored shirt, and some nice shoes. Blend to your environment. |
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Quoted: Op posts pics of 5.11 clothing line and expects anyone to believe that's "grey man"? Lols, more like FCBC View Quote Attached File Attached File |
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Quoted: The Feds I know look like they'd be working a beach shack renting surfboards or rednecks. You'd never suspect them. Gun owners love to copy what they see. So many dress how they think "undercover" Feds look like. Granted I'm guilty of it too sometimes but it cracks me up. View Quote All the ones I met wore Bass shoes, khakis and windbreakers, lol. |
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Wearing anything branded as “grey man” makes you look the exact opposite.
If you want to blend in, throw a gun in a North Face backpack and wear a Patagonia puffy if you’re really serious. Blend right in at college and I may or may not have my SP5k folded up in the 2nd compartment of the backpack |
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Quoted: Wearing anything branded as "grey man" makes you look the exact opposite. If you want to blend in, throw a gun in a North Face backpack and wear a Patagonia puffy if you're really serious. Blend right in at college and I may or may not have my SP5k folded up in the 2nd compartment of the backpack View Quote |
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Quoted: Ok here's something more your style. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/394169/6371CB50-7A52-4939-9EA3-C501259F33E5_jpe-2355284.JPGhttps://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/394169/E9348026-700A-4A81-839B-F41872B6FD7C_jpe-2355285.JPG View Quote Jorts? Not even close.. |
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Quoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/394169/9EC7E812-DAB4-4B76-81C6-06EF86ADF3E0_jpe-2355287.JPG View Quote Lasso dresses like a teenager at a catholic school in the eighties, lol. |
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Serial killers are pretty much experts in living the grey man life
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so, a gay mustache and a pullover?
in before "what mustache wax do you run?" and "what's your go-to tier one cashmere blend?" |
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Quoted: I was thinking about this today. Dressing like a well groomed normal person is the new grey man. Lose the 5.11, Salomons, Oakleys, and flannel shirts. Pick up a nice pair of jeans, a tailored shirt, and some nice shoes. Blend to your environment. View Quote I'm a 4 times a year mass goer now, and although I really appreciated the hot-ass-suburban-stay-at-home-and-workout-8-hours-a-day moms with aftermarket tits, it's weird to be sitting in church with chicks dressed like they're going out and trying to relive their college days. Sister Joseph Marie would not appreciate their shorts up their asses with stripper heels on Easter Sunday. |
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OP isn't far off. My grey man clothing is denim. A polo and north face jacket. Backpack is a basic smaller osprey laptop pack. Just happens to hold an MPX perfectly for rapid deploy.
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Quoted: You'd definitely stand out around here. People either dress like slobs now, or totally inappropriately. No self respect, or pride in their appearance. It's disgusting. I'm a 4 times a year mass goer now, and although I really appreciated the hot-ass-suburban-stay-at-home-and-workout-8-hours-a-day moms with aftermarket tits, it's weird to be sitting in church with chicks dressed like they're going out and trying to relive their college days. Sister Joseph Marie would not appreciate their shorts up their asses with stripper heels on Easter Sunday. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I was thinking about this today. Dressing like a well groomed normal person is the new grey man. Lose the 5.11, Salomons, Oakleys, and flannel shirts. Pick up a nice pair of jeans, a tailored shirt, and some nice shoes. Blend to your environment. I'm a 4 times a year mass goer now, and although I really appreciated the hot-ass-suburban-stay-at-home-and-workout-8-hours-a-day moms with aftermarket tits, it's weird to be sitting in church with chicks dressed like they're going out and trying to relive their college days. Sister Joseph Marie would not appreciate their shorts up their asses with stripper heels on Easter Sunday. Oh yeah definitely dependent on location, I was describing for more urban environments since it's kind of a given that most country folk have a gun . When I'm in Raleigh or Asheville, it's obvious who all the tacticool vet bros are, almost like a uniform. |
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Quoted: You'd definitely stand out around here. People either dress like slobs now, or totally inappropriately. No self respect, or pride in their appearance. It's disgusting. I'm a 4 times a year mass goer now, and although I really appreciated the hot-ass-suburban-stay-at-home-and-workout-8-hours-a-day moms with aftermarket tits, it's weird to be sitting in church with chicks dressed like they're going out and trying to relive their college days. Sister Joseph Marie would not appreciate their shorts up their asses with stripper heels on Easter Sunday. View Quote |
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Quoted: so, a gay mustache and a pullover? in before "what mustache wax do you run?" and "what's your go-to tier one cashmere blend?" View Quote Attached File |
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Super-duper gray man is dressing like a tradesman with slightly dirty pants and a tool bag.
That look can get you anywhere without anyone thinking you're anything more than a fixture. |
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Carhartt blends in well in my AO. Combine with either Vans slip ons, or Danner Tanicus covered by my pants make them look like every other work boot I see around here.
Also comfortable to work in, which is why I wear them. |
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99% of people are so oblivious to their surroundings, it really doesn’t matter what you wear as long as you’re not outrageously over-the-top obvious.
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Quoted: I was in Amsterdam wearing nothing to stand out and had a dude walk up “Hey American gangster. Need some coke?” Sometimes trying to hide is impossible. View Quote Subtle, yes, but readily identifiable to those looking for it. Same reason I knew I was picking up Europeans coming off of the Appalachian Trail. I'd know they were European before I even stopped my truck. It's not 100%, but close enough that you'll make money even when giving generous odds to those betting against your call. |
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Being grey is blending in with your surroundings. Most people here wear work boots and camo year round.
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Quoted: Is this better? Except jeans and no pack… https://c1.staticflickr.com/8/7543/28206841176_4f3da576d7_z.jpg *not me View Quote So that what the cowboys from that Primus music video ended up doing... |
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