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Posted: 8/2/2019 12:08:03 PM EDT
Posting on arfcom while driving you accidentally run over Lex Luthor's beloved poodle. Lex is furious and says either you move to NY or he's going to send dozens of rockets filled with flying sharks from his moonbase to your town where they'll fly around eating anyone who comes outside, flying in windows, ringing doorbells, not returning shopping carts to the corrals at grocery stores, depositing shark poop from
the sky. or You agree to move to New York State And never leave. You can move to Manhattan or Plattsburgh. Feel free to bring your mini 14 and ten round mags, have your cat declawed before you move. |
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Too easy. I take rocket powered flying super sharks all day every day.
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What round for flying shark?
ETA: What RECIPE for flying shark? |
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I don't know that I wouldn't want to see flying sharks. I guess I'll stay here and see what that's like.
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Fucking sharks better be wearing armor. I think my neighbors would never forgive me if I deprived them of the chance to fish for dangerous game with guns and be able to claim self defense.
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I’m hoping someone living in New York posts to take the sharks as to cleanse the state.
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Flying sharks...Pffffft! I have a KelTec KSG with plenty of ammo. It will be like shooting skeet. Bring it on.
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What's the daily bag limit on flying sharks?
And if I catch any alive, can I release them in New York? |
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Flying sharks you say?
You'll be ok as long as they are not laser equiped. But do hide your Herring. |
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Fucking sharks better be wearing armor. I think my neighbors would never forgive me if I deprived them of the chance to fish for dangerous game with guns and be able to claim self defense. View Quote |
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So either I move to New York or my neighbors that came from New York get attacked by flying sharks? Sharks please.
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You agree to move to New York State And never leave. You can move to Manhattan or Plattsburgh. Feel free to bring your mini 14 and ten round mags, have your cat declawed before you move. View Quote |
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Fucking sharks better be wearing armor. I think my neighbors would never forgive me if I deprived them of the chance to fish for dangerous game with guns and be able to claim self defense. View Quote We'll reel them in...Bam...12g to the melon. Ill have 3 grills going....shoot,filet out, grill, beer,,eat, repeat. |
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Bring on the sharks. I heard sharks don't do well on land, anyway. Also, the Chinese will be super jealous of all our soup.
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Moving to Manhattan with a ten round mag will get you a felony.
Is the OP trying to jam us up to create business for his attorney pals. |
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I will save my town by shooting the sharks with guns I'm allowed to own in my non anti-2A state.
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Sharknado showed how to deal with them, and shark fillet tastes good.
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What round for flying sharks? I’ll take my chances with the shark boogaloo.
I think I’ll try 12 ga or .308 |
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Sorry , I couldn’t call anywhere home but my beloved Dixieland . Shark fin soup for supper .
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Well, not having to troll on the boat would be a positive. Not sure how to keep bait flying in the air, though.
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I have 3 12 gauges to deal with Mr. Luthor AND any flying sharks.
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Bring on the sharks, there are ways to deal with that.
If we can get the liberals out in the streets to protest when the sharks are inbound even better. |
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