It was maybe my 3rd day out of the academy as a NYC Cop. For the first 6 months, most of us (75 rookies went to the 34th Pct after the riots) walked foot posts, and maybe jumped in with a sector team, once every 2 weeks.
My assignment this night... baby sit an EDP (nut-job) in Columbia Presbyterian ER. The Sgt. from the earlier shift was gonna drive me down, and bring back the girl I was relieving. After a couple blocks, we stop in front of a deli, and the Sgt. says "whatever you drink, get 4. If you smoke, buy some Skoal, or Copenhagen. You're NOT gonna be able to leave this retard for even a second."
I walk in to the emergency room, and find the bay where my "newest best buddy" was cuffed on both wrists, to either side of a gurney. As I walked toward the room, I could see him sitting up, abruptly, and slamming his head and shoulders back down. His eyes were shut, and he seemed to be praying in spanish. (while foaming at the mouth)
I recognized the girl-cop as one of my fellow newbies. As I was walking to her, she grabbed her jacket and practically ran past me without saying a word. (I developed an unhealthy, yet incredible lust for this particular girl-cop over the next couple months... but that's for another time
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So, It's me and this, poor bedeviled soul for the next 9 or 10 hours. Someone had drawn a bulls-eye in red marker on his face, with the center being a big, red dot between his eyes. He was shirtless, and in black marker, someone had written "my ko-kaino es no bueno" from his chest to his stomach.
The entire time I was there, he was screaming, or singing Christmas songs in spanish. All while either rolling off the gurney, pissing on the floor, shitting on the floor, or jerking off. (for 3 hours)
He passed out twice, for about a half hour each time. The nurses would throw me some gloves, and we'd stretch a canvass tarp over him, and try to secure him to the gurney. When he woke up again, it only took him about 15 minutes to wriggle out of it.
It was a hell of a night.
A couple months later, the above-mentioned girl cop and I had adjoining foot posts, and we were getting a slice of pizza for lunch. A tall spanish kid, in a three-piece suit was walking out with his pizza, and came over to our table. He was like "Officer One Leg? Officer Mendez? (the girl cop).. I'm so glad to see both of you at the same time. I really have to apologize for my behavior at the hospital that night.." We were like
Who is this dude? He said his name, which we didn't remember, then said HE was the one handcuffed to the gurney, and flipping out on dust, and coke.. And that he's NEVER done any drugs and alcohol since..
And thus, another of the many introductions to a career in The Greatest Show on Earth..