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Link Posted: 9/5/2013 10:16:00 AM EDT
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not a tag
Link Posted: 9/5/2013 11:22:19 AM EDT
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Lol, for real though, thats actually an awesome movie!

The fountainhead i think its called. Movie blew my mind.
Link Posted: 9/5/2013 11:29:00 AM EDT
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Meh.  No matter how hot the chick, someone, somewhere, is sick of putting up with her shit.  :)
Link Posted: 9/5/2013 11:47:01 AM EDT
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Reminded of a Sam Kinison line approximately "If I was a woman I wouldn't be here on the stage, I'd be in a hotel room with 5 guys...."
Link Posted: 9/5/2013 11:58:27 AM EDT
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someone needs to give those anorexic skanks a cheeseburger or something.
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Pretty but wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too thin.
Link Posted: 9/5/2013 12:09:08 PM EDT
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Bunch of NON faggoty Wankers
Link Posted: 9/5/2013 12:11:53 PM EDT
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For a few months I was.
Then I joined the fooking military and all was lost.
Link Posted: 9/5/2013 12:14:38 PM EDT
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Me either.
Link Posted: 9/5/2013 12:15:24 PM EDT
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Tag for later.
Link Posted: 9/5/2013 12:17:05 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/5/2013 12:21:55 PM EDT
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I would hit that so hard her grandma would walk funny
Link Posted: 9/5/2013 12:24:26 PM EDT
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My pants are tight.

And IBTL.
Link Posted: 9/5/2013 12:26:55 PM EDT
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That ass!
Link Posted: 9/5/2013 12:30:11 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/5/2013 12:54:49 PM EDT
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I'm not Sir Mix-a-Lot, so pass.
 
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I say this in the nicest way... Homo
Link Posted: 9/5/2013 1:12:30 PM EDT
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I say this in the nicest way... Homo
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I say this in the nicest way... Homo

lol
Link Posted: 9/5/2013 1:51:32 PM EDT
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my feelings exactly!

Link Posted: 9/5/2013 6:00:51 PM EDT
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in my 20's i had a fun time with a chick that looked like a baywatch babe... it was fun... i also had a chick that that was "porno hot" later in li8fe, she was 10 years younger then me had a ass that you would eat off of and the best tasting snatch ive had since high school...

 
i have pics and videos of her...  i would literally just look at her laying on the bed nude and be in awe... or when she was bent over her desk at work... or blowing me on the way home....




but she was also MAJOR DRAMA...
Link Posted: 9/5/2013 6:06:38 PM EDT
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SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL!!! The one in the pink dress! I did not even make it to my bunk. So now I have to go clean my mess up
Link Posted: 9/5/2013 7:02:36 PM EDT
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and Im spent
Link Posted: 9/5/2013 7:10:50 PM EDT
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*sighhhhhh*












*unzip*
Link Posted: 9/5/2013 11:46:18 PM EDT
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me... im a Ass man....



nothing better then a round firm ass... the kind you can bounce a quarter off of, then lick it clean....







Link Posted: 9/6/2013 12:01:14 AM EDT
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Hell yes she would conceive!!!
Link Posted: 9/6/2013 12:04:20 AM EDT
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All I can say is... Hurt me Naked...
Link Posted: 9/6/2013 1:10:27 AM EDT
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grrrrr...VA-gunnut



 
Link Posted: 9/6/2013 1:12:03 AM EDT
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IBTL
Link Posted: 9/6/2013 1:19:30 AM EDT
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Damn you 07'r....

Was a good thread while it lasted.

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Link Posted: 9/6/2013 1:37:56 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/6/2013 1:55:05 AM EDT
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aaaannnd it's over.
Link Posted: 9/6/2013 1:56:18 AM EDT
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Oh lawd IBTL



POST Gore this is a family website!
Link Posted: 9/6/2013 2:18:27 AM EDT
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IBTL

THis is why we can't have nice things.
Link Posted: 9/6/2013 2:20:56 AM EDT
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Holy crap that was the funniest thing I've read all week.
Link Posted: 9/6/2013 2:40:32 AM EDT
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My God, It's full of stars.
Link Posted: 9/6/2013 2:57:08 AM EDT
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Expensive.
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Expensive.


sad but true
Link Posted: 9/6/2013 4:40:40 AM EDT
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Yikes. And women wonder why the are treated like sex objects...Because they want to.
Link Posted: 9/6/2013 4:44:19 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/6/2013 4:50:28 AM EDT
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It's temporary at best.  They can't stay that way for more than a few years unless they are total gym rats and make it their life's work.  If they are then it pretty much means they have to take the trophy wife route unless they are a professional athlete.  I know a few trophy brides who really struggle to keep up as the years take their toll.  



My wife was that way when we married.  I mean she could stop traffic strolling along down in Palm Beach.  Don't get me started about the kinds of stares she drew on that trip to Rome.  It was great and all that but not the reason I fell in love with her.  



 
Link Posted: 9/6/2013 5:24:57 AM EDT
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Reminded of a Sam Kinison line approximately "If I was a woman I wouldn't be here on the stage, I'd be in a hotel room with 5 guys...."
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Wow. I can't even imagine what it must be like to be with a woman like that. Literally. My brain cannot even conceive it.


Reminded of a Sam Kinison line approximately "If I was a woman I wouldn't be here on the stage, I'd be in a hotel room with 5 guys...."


I'd be the wealthiest woman in Tulsa. one way or another.
shame and remorse would not be in my vocabulary.
Link Posted: 9/6/2013 5:27:27 AM EDT
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God I love the Chive...
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A thousand times YES.  Those two brunettes in the OP drive me fucking crazy.



 
Link Posted: 9/6/2013 5:33:50 AM EDT
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I've worked with thousands of educated women, each time one mentioned about the issues of sex objects I set them straight. every single time.

YOU ARE. nothing can change that. it is ingrained in male and female DNA alike. if you dont act and dress like a sex object as a female- you are lazy or defective. nothing more, nothing less.we had this one chic who was a feminist runt. 5 ft tall sailor boy hair cut- married but to a total dweeb.

she went on a rant one day about this, when she was done I looked around at the group of 8 or 9 women and said
" Says the woman who looks like a 10 year old sailor boy,.grow your damn hair out, get some fake finger nails put on, wear some revlon and some high heels for Christ sake and quit your bitchin"

and then I walked off. I swear the silence was deafening. like a vacuum.
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