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Posted: 8/21/2019 10:43:41 AM EDT
You save a wealthy arfcommers life somehow, without your healp, they would have absolutely have died yesterday. you gave them CPR for a heart attack, the Heimleich manuever to eject a piece of steak from their windpipe, suck snake venom out of their nut sack when they tried to take a poop on a timber rattler while camping, save them from drowning while they were drunken swimming, hide them from their girlfriends heavily armed husband..
you get the idea. They gratefully offer to buy you the gun you most desire as a reward, with a budget of $50k max. however you can never sell the gun. whats your choice? also..you guys refusing the generous gift.. this offends the arfcommer greatly. He says if you dont get a fucking grail gun, hes gonna give the $50k to your ex, or whoever you hate most in your life. ex, boss at work, coworker, annoying neighbor, FBHO, and let them know it was from you because you have a crush on them. or sign you up for $50k of the most annoying shit ever to be sent to your house and work. candy grams, having women call your house asking for you and hanging up when your wife answers, democrat election swag, memberships in antifa, gay book club, play girl magazine, brady campaign donations in your name etc. |
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You save a wealthy arfcommers life somehow, without your healp, they would have absolutely have died yesterday. you gave them CPR for a heart attack, the Heimleich manuever to eject a piece of steak from their windpipe, suck snake venom out of their nut sack when they tried to take a poop on a timber rattler while camping, save them from drowning while they were drunken swimming, hide them from their girlfriends heavily armed husband.. you get the idea. They gratefully offer to buy you the gun you most desire as a reward. whats your choice? View Quote |
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You save a wealthy arfcommers life somehow, without your healp, they would have absolutely have died yesterday. you gave them CPR for a heart attack, the Heimleich manuever to eject a piece of steak from their windpipe, suck snake venom out of their nut sack when they tried to take a poop on a timber rattler while camping, save them from drowning while they were drunken swimming, hide them from their girlfriends heavily armed husband.. you get the idea. They gratefully offer to buy you the gun you most desire as a reward. whats your choice? so.. m16, or a belt fed hk 21. hard to beat. swap it between a belt fed 7.62mm, mp5 9mm, hk91 7.62mm, hk93 5.56mm, etc. Attached File |
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MP5SD with a unmarried sear, I'll take the $7500 in change in 158grain subs.
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Thank's is enough but if you must donate a sum of money in my name to the human fund .
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12.7" LWRCI M6A5 pistol in any available color that isn't green.
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I'm good, how about a Christmas card to let me know you're still alive?
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Nah, let's have a beer and start the paperwork for an FFL/SOT
then I can build my grail gun within budget. It would be cool to have a clone of john Dillinger's 1911 in .45acp. |
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to you guys refusing the money, this offends the arfcommer greatly. He says if you dont get a fucking grail gun, hes gonna give the $50k to your ex, or whoever you hate most in your life. ex, boss at work, coworker, annoying neighbor, FBHO, and let them know it was from you because you have a crush on them. etc.
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You save a wealthy arfcommers life somehow, without your healp, they would have absolutely have died yesterday. you gave them CPR for a heart attack, the Heimleich manuever to eject a piece of steak from their windpipe, suck snake venom out of their nut sack when they tried to take a poop on a timber rattler while camping, save them from drowning while they were drunken swimming, hide them from their girlfriends heavily armed husband.. you get the idea. They gratefully offer to buy you the gun you most desire as a reward. whats your choice? |
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It’s always a 5.56 mini gun.
If it can’t be had for that amount then a registered HK trigger pack with an SD as the initial host |
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If saving their life requires moving them or lifting them, the the average ARFCOM person is probably SOL. No fifty thousand for you!
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I dunno if it’s within budget but I want a goddamn mp7 or mp9
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Can I pick a .300 blackout with lots of gadgets and ammo, or is it just limited to gun itself?
If the latter, I choose a belt fed gun. |
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to you guys refusing the money, this offends the arfcommer greatly. He says if you dont get a fucking grail gun, hes gonna give the $50k to your ex, or whoever you hate most in your life. ex, boss at work, coworker, annoying neighbor, etc. View Quote |
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I'm boring. And practical.
F/A AR of some sort so I can do all the different uppers/calibers with it. From .22LR to 5.56/300AAC, the belt-fed uppers etc. |
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Meh... I have my Grail gun. It's nothing special.
If he insisted on spending 50k I'd tell him to pick whatever. Or we could go to the tractor dealer lol |
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Can I pick a .300 blackout with lots of gadgets and ammo, or is it just limited to gun itself? If the latter, I choose a belt fed gun. View Quote |
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gonna need a few more zeroes on $50k to afford that baby.
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.375 H&H bolt action with walnut stock, then add engraving until the budget is reached.
Kharn |
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Buy us both $20k machine guns, and $5k in ammo.
Have a hell of a day and go home. |
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A Bren Ten.
And two dozen functional magazines for it. I dare anyone to do that for under $50,000. |
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I'd go for a top condition, Continental Army used/identified musket.
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How was the first answer not , The Gun From Heat? View Quote It was for sale many (16?ish) years ago....I seriously thinking about selling a kidney...or kid...to get it.... |
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I'm broke as hell. I still don't accept gifts for doing what is right.
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Would never want to cheapen your heroic deed for you by buying you something
Thanks ,bro. |
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