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Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:00:34 AM EST
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My name is Joe Biden, and I approve of Brooke Shields in Pretty Baby.
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:00:50 AM EST
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Originally Posted By JPN:


Didn't she have some annoying relatives that showed up in a few episodes?
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Yep.  An envious brunette sister who would always be trying to trick me into banging her.

I'll allow it.
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:01:04 AM EST
[#3]
Easy day

Monica Bellucci, Dobermann



Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:01:40 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Dzapper:

Close... you almost had it...https://media.giphy.com/media/VJySfk6435MWI/giphy.gif
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Originally Posted By Dzapper:
Originally Posted By C3H5N3O9:
So many good ones to choose from.  I'd say Jennifer Connelly from A Beautiful Mind.  Hot, loyal housewife willing to put up with just about any amount of crazy.  I would have said Jennifer Connelly from The Rocketeer, but I don't want to get chased by the Mafia and Nazis.  Margot Robbie from The Wolf of Wallstreet is also high up there.

Close... you almost had it...https://media.giphy.com/media/VJySfk6435MWI/giphy.gif


Line item 4 kills it for Career Opportunities.  She's a self absorbed slutty girl with daddy issues in that movie.
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:01:52 AM EST
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Originally Posted By wwace:
Is she always going to be fucking her boyfriend?
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Her boyfriend didn't exist. Numerous clues.  Her boyfriend was like Arfcom's Canadian girlfriend.
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:02:00 AM EST
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Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:02:16 AM EST
[#7]
Jayden Jaymes any movie
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:02:58 AM EST
[#8]
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Your a young guy again, say 30 years old.   Anyway, you meet a genie who over hears you lusting over a sexy chick from a movie. he forces you to pick one to marry, you can pick any chick from any movie ever produced. your choice of actress / character will keep her looks and figure forever, you can never divorce or leave her, HOWEVER...you get the personality, and behavior of the character she plays in that movie, as well as her friends, family and other people she hangs out with..

so, if you pick Kate Beckinsale from underworld, you DO get a sexy immortal vampire, but you also get a vampire, who is battling werewolves and her own murderous vampire family... you pick  Pike / Amy Dunne from "Gone girl," you will get yourself a sexy blonde, however she will be psycho, murderous, and always be trying to ruin your life.  


you can have any hottie from any movie... but you better choose carefully.


you must pick a actress / character to marry.

1. you can pick any actress from any movie ever produced
2. she stays hot forever..
3. the 2 of you WILL be together / married forever... ( unless murdered )
4. but she has the personality, behavior, problems, family, friends etc her character did...
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If we get the character instead of the actress.   I'll go outside the box and pick one that's not super hot but would be fun.    She'd probably drive me crazy though.

Maggie Gyllenhaal from Secretary.  

Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:03:30 AM EST
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Originally Posted By scuba_steve:


Her boyfriend didn't exist. Numerous clues.  Her boyfriend was like Arfcom's Canadian girlfriend.
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Dagger 4-1 was going to meet her but then he moved!
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:03:45 AM EST
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Originally Posted By 1srelluc:
To hell with any baggage, I'm going for the gold!

Rear Window (1954) Grace Kelly. 

http://classiq.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/grace-kellys-style-rear-window-7-e1353429305886.png

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Nice
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:04:12 AM EST
[#11]
Katherine Ross from "The Graduate".

Meg Ryan from "Top Gun".
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:04:35 AM EST
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Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:04:51 AM EST
[#13]
Olga Kurylenko, Oblivion

Willing to follow me to my death, content to sit in a cabin in the woods taking care of the family, absolutely stunningly gorgeous.

And looks very similar to a young lady I knew once.
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:05:29 AM EST
[#14]
Beverly Di’Angelo from national lampoons family vacation.
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:05:30 AM EST
[#15]
Eva Green  In Casino  Royal  or Sin City
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:05:48 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Global_Cooling:
Marisa Tomei from Wild Hogs

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Marisa Tomei IS still hot.
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:06:33 AM EST
[#17]
Jennifer Connelly  career opportunities
Riding the mechanical horse
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:06:58 AM EST
[#18]
Kate Beckinsale from Click.


Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:07:26 AM EST
[#19]
Eva Green  In Casino  Royal  or Sin City
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:07:48 AM EST
[#20]
Amanda Peat from Whole Nine Yards

Or Katie Mara from Shooter


Shit I will become a Mormon and get both.
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:08:58 AM EST
[#21]
Changed my mind.

Laurie, darlin' from Lonesome Dove.

Final answer. No doubt.
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:09:06 AM EST
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Originally Posted By JPN:


Didn't she have some annoying relatives that showed up in a few episodes?
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Originally Posted By JPN:
Originally Posted By scuba_steve:
Well, if it can be TV instead, I've got to go with Barbara Eden in I Dream of Jeannie. Hot, able to give me anything I want, and no annoying friends. Just a desire to serve her master.  I'll take that one for the team.



Didn't she have some annoying relatives that showed up in a few episodes?



yup. just like on bewitched.. you end up with some cranky supernatural / powerful witches / warlocks / genies and such for in laws. nothing like making your wife / MIL mad and she teleports you to the artic circle, middle of the desert, or nazi germany.
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:09:26 AM EST
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Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:09:33 AM EST
[#24]
Oh maybe whatever movie Monica was in for this scene.

Really don’t care the plot, or what I’d have to deal with if I could hit that on the regular.

Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:10:43 AM EST
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Yeap.

Hottest woman ever
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:10:51 AM EST
[#26]
Angelina Jolie as Sway from Gone in 60 Seconds.
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:11:51 AM EST
[#27]
Hmmmmm

Catherine Zeta Jones "Entrapment"
Salma Hayek "Desperado"
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:11:56 AM EST
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Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:12:16 AM EST
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Eva Mendes from the other guys
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Wow, great selection!
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:13:03 AM EST
[#30]
Lynda Carter  - I Posed for Playboy  

Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:13:58 AM EST
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Originally Posted By 41magluva:
Hammersmark, from Inglorious Basterds. 

Beautiful, sexy, and with The Resistance!

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Good choice.  I'll have to think on this one.
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:13:59 AM EST
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Originally Posted By JamiesGotAGun:
Brandy from Joe Dirt

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8a/33/82/8a33829ebc3faae346f542ef78b7e8fd.png
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Excellent
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:14:07 AM EST
[#33]
Natalie Wood, from The Great Race

Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:14:08 AM EST
[#34]
legend of the seeker has some hot chicks, but no way would i want a mord sith as a wife.

cara / Tabrett Bethell is hot. as. fuck.
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Legend Of The Seeker All Cara's Kisses


Richard's trainig...(Deleted Scene from Denna).mp4

Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:14:34 AM EST
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Jennifer Connelly  career opportunities
Riding the mechanical horse
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Before her breast reduction
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:14:43 AM EST
[#36]
Cameron Diaz in The Mask

Jessica Biel in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

Isla Fisher in Hot Rod
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:14:46 AM EST
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That's tough to beat...
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:15:54 AM EST
[#38]
TL;DR

Jennifer Anniston in Office Space.

Then and now...



TC
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:15:57 AM EST
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Dana Delany from Exit to Eden.
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:16:15 AM EST
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Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:16:33 AM EST
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Jessica Alba in Idle Hands
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:16:40 AM EST
[#42]
Margo Robbie from wolf of Wall Street.
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:17:03 AM EST
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Since part of the what if, is them staying hot, going with Jessica Simpson in the Dukes of Hazard.
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:17:08 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Bullwhip2006:
Elisabeth Shue, Adventures In Babysitting.
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better in The Saint
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:17:22 AM EST
[#45]
Phoebe Cates
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:17:39 AM EST
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Yep
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:17:47 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Avidrook:
Phoebe Cates

Fast Times at Ridgemont High



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Yep
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:17:54 AM EST
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Originally Posted By DocH:

Meg Ryan from "Top Gun".
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This, too. Very girl-next-door.

TC
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:18:25 AM EST
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Originally Posted By krammitthefrog:

That's tough to beat...
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Originally Posted By krammitthefrog:

That's tough to beat...


Inviting a bloodthirsty drug cartel into your life?

Remember, you get the character baggage too.
Link Posted: 5/4/2020 9:19:28 AM EST
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