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4/18/2006 6:11:14 AM EDT
Pair of shoes.  I reorganized the closet this weekend.

4/18/2006 6:23:38 AM EDT
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4/18/2006 6:30:13 AM EDT
[#2]
4/18/2006 6:38:33 AM EDT
[#3]
You're such a chick
4/18/2006 7:08:11 AM EDT
[#4]
The sad thing is that I got rid of a whole bunch at a garage sale we had last year.
4/18/2006 7:23:16 AM EDT
[#5]
That is just wrong. I have a pair of tennis shoes, sandals, dress casual shoes, and one other pair of casual shoes. Think of all the guns and ammo you could have bought instead.
4/18/2006 7:26:01 AM EDT
[#6]
Any relation to Emelda Marcos?

Mike
4/18/2006 7:51:19 AM EDT
[#7]
My wife works part time in a shoe dept..
4/18/2006 8:09:47 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
Any relation to Emelda Marcos?

Mike


lol

You'd think, but no.
4/18/2006 8:14:59 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
My wife works part time in a shoe dept..



Yeah, but how many pairs of snowshoes can you possibly own?
4/18/2006 9:37:38 AM EDT
[#10]
omg thats unimaginable to me. I have one pair for each type of shoe and that's about it. Plus I hate shopping for them ... I know I know.
4/18/2006 10:09:34 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

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My wife works part time in a shoe dept..



Yeah, but how many pairs of snowshoes can you possibly own?




I actually only own 1 pair...
4/18/2006 10:17:18 AM EDT
[#12]
I was thinking I only own about 5 or 6.
4/18/2006 10:24:45 AM EDT
[#13]
ONLY 104?

As I said, once upon a time…

What is it with woman and shoes?
4/18/2006 10:24:48 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
That is just wrong. I have a pair of tennis shoes, sandals, dress casual shoes, and one other pair of casual shoes. Think of all the guns and ammo you could have bought instead.



Yes, but you have at least 104 pair of Vicky Secret bra's for your moobs.
4/18/2006 10:26:49 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
That is just wrong. I have a pair of tennis shoes, sandals, dress casual shoes, and one other pair of casual shoes. Think of all the guns and ammo you could have bought instead.



Yes, but you have at least 104 pair of Vicky Secret bra's for your moobs.





WTF is a pair of bra's????  Does that mean he actually ahs 208 bras?

TXL
4/18/2006 10:28:41 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:

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That is just wrong. I have a pair of tennis shoes, sandals, dress casual shoes, and one other pair of casual shoes. Think of all the guns and ammo you could have bought instead.



Yes, but you have at least 104 pair of Vicky Secret bra's for your moobs.





WTF is a pair of bra's????  Does that mean he actually ahs 208 bras?

TXL



It could...having never met Zhukov, I can only surmise that according to legend, his moobs are huge.  
4/18/2006 10:36:29 AM EDT
[#17]
Payback's a bitch, dvr9.

Your turn will come in what? 3 weeks?

4/18/2006 10:39:29 AM EDT
[#18]

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Payback's a bitch, dvr9.

Your turn will come in what? 3 weeks?




wasn't me!!  I left my computer with ARFCOM logged on!
4/18/2006 12:56:15 PM EDT
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4/18/2006 3:42:40 PM EDT
[#20]
Um, wow.  Seriously, that's impressive.  Now, out of curiosity, where the heck do you put 104 pairs of shoes???
4/18/2006 3:58:45 PM EDT
[#21]
I just have to know...is there a thigh-high set of FMBs in that collection?


<wanders off, picturing SP1Grrl as a blonde AeonFlux>
4/18/2006 4:13:47 PM EDT
[#22]
I can't hold a candle to that collection, but thanks to EBay I have a serious shoe buying problem. Oh, I only wear about 4 pair with any regularity, but Baby, I have a pair of knee high Tanker boots I pull out for "special occasions" that are to  die for. ...now for the Uber-Chickie question....do you have purses that match?
4/18/2006 4:38:01 PM EDT
[#23]
Dear God.

I have maybe 12 pairs, including my cheap $2 Target flip flops.
4/18/2006 7:40:51 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
Um, wow.  Seriously, that's impressive.  Now, out of curiosity, where the heck do you put 104 pairs of shoes???



In clear plastic containers, arranged by season.  Really, I'm not OC, I swear.  


Quoted:
I just have to know...is there a thigh-high set of FMBs in that collection?


<wanders off, picturing SP1Grrl as a blonde AeonFlux>



No thigh highs, but 4 pair of knee highs.  The thigh highs I liked were too slutty.



Quoted:
I can't hold a candle to that collection, but thanks to EBay I have a serious shoe buying problem. Oh, I only wear about 4 pair with any regularity, but Baby, I have a pair of knee high Tanker boots I pull out for "special occasions" that are to  die for. ...now for the Uber-Chickie question....do you have purses that match?



I actually don't have the purses to match.  If I want a different purse, I usually just make it.


4/19/2006 2:05:25 AM EDT
[#25]
but you only have two feet and 52 weeks a year
4/19/2006 3:01:46 AM EDT
[#26]

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but you only have two feet and 52 weeks a year



aww but Joey, we have 365 days per year, so by your logic, she needs more shoes!
4/19/2006 3:19:01 AM EDT
[#27]

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but you only have two feet and 52 weeks a year



aww but Joey, we have 365 days per year, so by your logic, she needs more shoes!




Sp1grrl...what size do you wear??? I may need to borrow a pair of Jimmy Choo's.....

I have 25 including sneakers and flip flops. (just counted after doing my spring "donation" thing. FTR??? Also arranged by season and color...

And you may NOT comment on the damn flip flops, Daisy. No you may not!
4/19/2006 3:37:22 AM EDT
[#28]
I feel like such a freak. I have maybe six pairs ... I live in sneakers in the spring/fall and flip flops in the summer (I have my every day flip flops and my 'good' flip flops) and winter is heavy boots.

4/19/2006 8:41:04 PM EDT
[#29]
and out of that 104... How many have you actually worn???LOL!!

I think I have about 20 pairs and can tell you.. there are about 9 pairs that are STILL brand spankin new!!! LOL!! I loved em when I got em and just have not had the perfect time to wear em!! LOL!!

I NEED more too!!!


*** And AGAIN.... I am on Hubbies comp and HIS name!! LOL!!  Can you imagine the slack he is going to get when some of his HT. buddies see this.... LMAO!!!!
4/20/2006 5:35:21 AM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
and out of that 104... How many have you actually worn???LOL!!

I think I have about 20 pairs and can tell you.. there are about 9 pairs that are STILL brand spankin new!!! LOL!! I loved em when I got em and just have not had the perfect time to wear em!! LOL!!

I NEED more too!!!


*** And AGAIN.... I am on Hubbies comp and HIS name!! LOL!!  Can you imagine the slack he is going to get when some of his HT. buddies see this.... LMAO!!!!



I've probably not worn about 20 of them, if that.  Just waiting for the right time.
4/23/2006 5:37:44 PM EDT
[#31]
Gee, thanks for that information....IMELDA.





CJ
4/23/2006 5:47:00 PM EDT
[#32]

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Gee, thanks for that information....IMELDA.





CJ



Well you're welcome.  By the way, it's 105 now.
4/23/2006 10:26:33 PM EDT
[#33]
I don't feel so bad about the size of my porn collection now.
4/23/2006 10:33:32 PM EDT
[#34]
Lost opprotunity cost, shame on you.
How much ammo could you have bought instead.
4/24/2006 8:40:29 AM EDT
[#35]
Which begs the Question:

How many shoe-horns do you have?
4/24/2006 9:09:27 AM EDT
[#36]
Slacker.

Ingrid and Tammy each have 300+, must be the leg-man in me that finds these dates...

FWIW one freaked about my gun stuff, and the other thought it was a fair trade
4/24/2006 9:12:56 AM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:
That is just wrong. I have a pair of tennis shoes, sandals, dress casual shoes, and one other pair of casual shoes. Think of all the guns and ammo you could have bought instead.



This, and not a single pair of boots?  Do you have a stockpile of loafer-lightener?
4/24/2006 9:32:23 AM EDT
[#38]
does this mean I'm metro?

dress:
black
brown x 2

casual:
sneakers/tennis x 2
flip flops
sandals

duty:
wellington boots
combat boots
hiking boots
work boots

what's that - 11?
4/24/2006 9:39:07 AM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
That is just wrong. I have a pair of tennis shoes, sandals, dress casual shoes, and one other pair of casual shoes. Think of all the guns and ammo you could have bought instead.



This, and not a single pair of boots?  Do you have a stockpile of loafer-lightener?



I think his sandals are of the strappy, sexy persuasion.  That would explain a lot.

4/24/2006 3:05:54 PM EDT
[#40]
Foot fetish, anyone?  


CJ
4/24/2006 3:19:00 PM EDT
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4/25/2006 8:22:29 PM EDT
[#42]
I counted.. I have 9 pairs of shoes.
4/26/2006 3:40:11 AM EDT
[#43]
My girlfriend has a boatload of shoes............
and they all are pretty much the same.(I just counted 48 pairs)


I live in my SAS's (walking shoes)
2 pair of brown
1 pair of black
1 pair of "Jesus shoes"
1 pair of "Crocs"
1 pair of black "duty/hiking" boots
1 pair of black Tony Lama boots
1 pair of brown Dan Post boots
1 pair of "Dragoon" boots(reenactor)
1 pair of "Poppen" moccasins
1 pair of black Italian "loafers"(I hardly wear)

Damn! Maybe I'm a chick and don't know it

Hessian-1
4/26/2006 5:45:38 AM EDT
[#44]
my little brother had to count the number of shoes in the house for one of his school projects when i was still at home.  when it was all said and done i had 267 pairs. my sister had (still growing) 582. and my lil bro has 3.  my parents have 14 together.  

i refuse to help my sister move anymore.  after so many shoes in one box, damn they get heavy.  This was about 3 years ago.  I think she is up to having 2 pairs a day for the year.

but hopefully having more than 7 times the number shoes in ammo, that will redeem myself.

ms. snaps

4/26/2006 5:52:24 AM EDT
[#45]
When I left Active Duty I had 18 pair of jungle boots that had been issued to me between 1989 and 99.