[ARCHIVED THREAD] - 12 Days of Moderating GD (Page 1 of 4)
Posted: 12/5/2015 2:27:44 PM EDT
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When I first log on to ARFCOM, Issue Tracker gives to me:
The threat of forcible sodomy. When I next log on to ARFCOM, Issue Tracker gives to me: Two "Is it gay to try and blow yourself?" threads And the threat of forcible sodomy When I next log on to ARFCOM, Issue Tracker gives to me: Three copyright violations Two "Is it gay to try and blow yourself?" threads And the threat of forcible sodomy On my next trip to ARFCOM, Issue Tracker gives to me: Four people calling each other "faggot!" Three copyright violations Two "Is it gay to try and blow yourself?" threads And a bunch of complaints about 2minkey On my next sojurn to ARFCOM, Issue Tracker gives to me: Five pics of golden cock-rings! Four calling "Faggot!" Three copyright violations Two "is it gay" threads And even more complaints about 2minkey When I reluctantly open my browser, Issue Tracker gives to me: Six calls of dupe! Five pics of golden cock-rings! Four calling "FAGGOT!" Three copyright violations Two "Is it gay?" threads And somebody asking if it should burn when they pee After downing a domestic beer, Issue Tracker gives to me: Seven "Cops are PIGS!" posts Six calls of dupe! Five pics of golden cock-rings! Four "No YOU'RE A FAGGOT!" Three copyright violations Two "Is it gay?" threads And a pic of a horribly fat chick in a bikini Three fingers of scotch later, Issue Tracker gives to me: Eight accounts working Cock-pocalypto Seven "Cops are DIRTY PIGS!" posts Six calls of dupe! Five assorted cock-rings! Four more "faggot!" posts Three copyright violations 'Two more "Is it gay?" And now the horribly fat chick is on a water ski As I'm drinking window cleaner, Issue Tracker gives to me: Nine Trump flame wars Eight accounts working Cock-pocalypto Seven "POLICE MILITARIZATION!" posts Six calls of dupe! Five assorted cock-rings! Four more "faggot!" posts Three copyright violations 'Two more "Is it gay?" And more guys who insist they can beat up Rhonda Rousey Three bottles of Nyquil later, Issue Tracker gives to me: Ten Glock v. 1911 Nine Trump flame wars Eight Cock-pocalyptos Seven "POLICE MILITARIZATION!" Six calls of dupe! Five assorted cock-rings! Four "SCREW YOU!" posts Three copyright violations 'Two more "Is it gay?" And looky there! A bunch more complaints about 2minkey Tying off my arm for the needle, and Issue Tracker gives to me: Eleven who can't take a joke Ten Glock v. 1911 Nine Trump flame wars Eight Cock-pocalyptos Seven "POLICE MILITARIZATION!" Six calls of dupe! Five assorted cock-rings! Four "YOUR MOM!" posts Three copyright violations 'Two more "Is it gay?" And the one-guy-one-jar video that nearly gave me PTSD As I put my S&W's barrel in my mouth, Issue Tracker gives to me: 12 posts about muslims Eleven tranny threads Ten Glock v. 1911 Nine Trump flame wars Eight Cock-pocalyptos Seven "POLICE MILITARIZATION!" Six calls of dupe! Five assorted cock-rings! Four "YOUR MOM!" posts Three copyright violations 'Two more "Is it gay?" And a gay mer-men tattoo that to this day still haunts me Happy Holidays. Y'all need Jesus. |
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Issue Tracker. Is that where the report button submitions go? Does it log how many reports have been tagged to members? Like a naughty list. How many do I have? It sees you when you're sleeping It knows when you're awake It knows if you've been bad or good And the porn you use to masturbate |
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It sees you when you're sleeping It knows when you're awake It knows if you've been bad or good And the porn you use to masturbate Quoted:
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Issue Tracker. Is that where the report button submitions go? Does it log how many reports have been tagged to members? Like a naughty list. How many do I have? It sees you when you're sleeping It knows when you're awake It knows if you've been bad or good And the porn you use to masturbate Stealth fap. |
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When I first log on to ARFCOM, Issue Tracker gives to me: The threat of forcible sodomy. When I next log on to ARFCOM, Issue Tracker gives to me: Two "Is it gay to try and blow yourself?" threads And the threat of forcible sodomy When I next log on to ARFCOM, Issue Tracker gives to me: Three copyright violations Two "Is it gay to try and blow yourself?" threads And the threat of forcible sodomy On my next trip to ARFCOM, Issue Tracker gives to me: Four people calling each other "faggot!" Three copyright violations Two "Is it gay to try and blow yourself?" threads And a bunch of complaints about 2minkey On my next sojurn to ARFCOM, Issue Tracker gives to me: Five pics of golden cock-rings! Four calling "Faggot!" Three copyright violations Two "is it gay" threads And even more complaints about 2minkey When I reluctantly open my browser, Issue Tracker gives to me: Six calls of dupe! Five pics of golden cock-rings! Four calling "FAGGOT!" Three copyright violations Two "Is it gay?" threads And somebody asking if it should burn when they pee After downing a domestic beer, Issue Tracker gives to me: Seven "Cops are PIGS!" posts Six calls of dupe! Five pics of golden cock-rings! Four "No YOU'RE A FAGGOT!" Three copyright violations Two "Is it gay?" threads And a pic of a horribly fat chick in a bikini Three fingers of scotch later, Issue Tracker gives to me: Eight accounts working Cock-pocalypto Seven "Cops are DIRTY PIGS!" posts Six calls of dupe! Five assorted cock-rings! Four more "faggot!" posts Three copyright violations 'Two more "Is it gay?" And now the horribly fat chick is on a water ski As I'm drinking window cleaner, Issue Tracker gives to me: Nine Trump flame wars Eight accounts working Cock-pocalypto Seven "POLICE MILITARIZATION!" posts Six calls of dupe! Five assorted cock-rings! Four more "faggot!" posts Three copyright violations 'Two more "Is it gay?" And more guys who insist they can beat up Rhonda Rousey Three bottles of Nyquil later, Issue Tracker gives to me: Ten Glock v. 1911 Nine Trump flame wars Eight Cock-pocalyptos Seven "POLICE MILITARIZATION!" Six calls of dupe! Five assorted cock-rings! Four "SCREW YOU!" posts Three copyright violations 'Two more "Is it gay?" And looky there! A bunch more complaints about 2minkey Tying off my arm for the needle, and Issue Tracker gives to me: Eleven who can't take a joke Ten Glock v. 1911 Nine Trump flame wars Eight Cock-pocalyptos Seven "POLICE MILITARIZATION!" Six calls of dupe! Five assorted cock-rings! Four "YOUR MOM!" posts Three copyright violations 'Two more "Is it gay?" And the one-guy-one-jar video that nearly gave me PTSD As I put my S&W's barrel in my mouth, Issue Tracker gives to me: 12 posts about muslims Eleven tranny threads Ten Glock v. 1911 Nine Trump flame wars Eight Cock-pocalyptos Seven "POLICE MILITARIZATION!" Six calls of dupe! Five assorted cock-rings! Four "YOUR MOM!" posts Three copyright violations 'Two more "Is it gay?" And a gay mer-men tattoo that to this day still haunts me Happy Holidays. Y'all need Jesus. Niiiiiice and a Merry (moderating) Christmas to you. 
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