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7/26/2004 8:34:12 AM EDT
2004 Democratic National Convention Official Program

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.

6:05pm - Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations

6:10pm - Secular words by Revs. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

6:30pm - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.

6:45pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.

7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.

7:30pm - Tribute theme to Germany.

7:45pm - Anti-war rally moderated by Michael Moore.

8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.

9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony for male and female couples.

9:30pm - CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN urge defeat of President Bush.

10:00pm - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins

10:10pm - Reenactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.

10:20pm - Cameo by Howard Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'

10:30pm - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.

10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:50pm - Special thanks to the New York Times & Washington Post.

11:00pm - Multiple gay marriage ceremony for threesomes and groups.

11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.

11:30pm - Saddam Legal Defense Fund pep rally.

11:50pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:00pm - Nomination of Democratic candidate.



7/26/2004 8:38:23 AM EDT
[#1]

Quoted:
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.



7/26/2004 8:41:49 AM EDT
[#2]
no camel toes?
7/26/2004 8:42:28 AM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
2004 Democratic National Convention Official Program

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.

6:05pm - Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations

6:10pm - Secular words by Revs. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

6:30pm - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.

6:45pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.

7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.

7:30pm - Tribute theme to Germany.

7:45pm - Anti-war rally moderated by Michael Moore.

8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.

9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony for male and female couples.

9:30pm - CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN urge defeat of President Bush.

10:00pm - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins

10:10pm - Reenactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.

10:20pm - Cameo by Howard Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'

10:30pm - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.

10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:50pm - Special thanks to the New York Times & Washington Post.

11:00pm - Multiple gay marriage ceremony for threesomes and groups.

11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.

11:30pm - Saddam Legal Defense Fund pep rally.

11:50pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:00pm - Nomination of Democratic candidate.





1 am- Ted Kennedy takes Kerry for a joy ride
7/26/2004 8:43:41 AM EDT
[#4]
lol, Funny
7/26/2004 8:48:11 AM EDT
[#5]

Where's Clinton's merit of Presidency Ceremony?  With all the strippers/interns lined up.
7/27/2004 12:33:15 PM EDT
[#6]
Bump...too good to miss....  
7/27/2004 12:36:11 PM EDT
[#7]
Anything actually interesting come out of any of this yet? I've been busy looking for my AK47 in the street infront of my house...
7/27/2004 1:01:31 PM EDT
[#8]
A truly frightening gathering of like-minded sheeple.

I would say that [Terrorist] Threat Advisory at the DNC is definitely green.... in fact I'd be surprised if Al Qaeda and the likes didn't volunteer to provide security for this event.


The RNC on the other hand... they'll have to invet a new color on the advisory scale for that event...
7/27/2004 2:00:31 PM EDT
[#9]
We couldn't get lucky enough for a terrorist bombing of the DNC

Seriously though, I bet security is tighter than an eagle's @sshole in a powerdive at these conventions
7/27/2004 3:33:09 PM EDT
[#10]
The DNC is probably a better target than Mecca during the Hajj.

I'm surprised they didn't get Saddam Husein as an honorary guest speaker for the DNC. I could just see Hitlery and Michael Moore giving him a big hug too.
7/28/2004 8:46:01 AM EDT
[#11]
So Kerry got his boat crew from Vietnam to show in in Charlestown, MA? Wonder how much Heinz payed for that... watch the price of Ketchup jump up a buck or so.

I thought all those guys said on the news a while back that Kerry was pretty much a pussy who got three Purple Boo Boos for nothing.... and I seem to distinctly remember them sayin they didn't think he had the qualities needed to lead this country, let alone a boat in Nam.

Am I misreading something here or did they just sell out big time?