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Posted: 4/2/2021 8:17:27 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 15 Year Pappy Van Winkle Bourbon 2500 bottle. We like the stock I remember when it was like $200 a bottle 
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Posted: 4/2/2021 8:18:40 AM EDT
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Hinge is great
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Posted: 4/2/2021 8:20:31 AM EDT
[#3]
Quoted: Signed up last week Jesus, I don’t have enough days in the week to sleep with all these thots Tonight; finished up some 15yr pappy with a side of pork shank and a 25yr Vietnamese dental student Tomorrow; tequila bar with a 30yr Cali chick that forgot her bikini at my place Incel thread And Monday, a visit to the VD clinic. Have fun brah, us old dudes with kids, GD basement dwellers, and engineers will live vicariously through you. |
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Posted: 4/2/2021 8:20:51 AM EDT
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Believe everything you read on the Internet bro.
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Posted: 4/2/2021 8:21:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: fucking ammo troops... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Signed up last week Jesus, I don’t have enough days in the week to sleep with all these thots Tonight; finished up some 15yr pappy with a side of pork shank and a 25yr Vietnamese dental student Tomorrow; tequila bar with a 30yr Cali chick that forgot her bikini at my place Incel thread IYAAYAS <—2A373 |
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Posted: 4/2/2021 8:22:49 AM EDT
[#6]
Congrats, OP.
Incel here. 
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Posted: 4/2/2021 8:25:55 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/2/2021 8:35:36 AM EDT
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Ignore the haters OP. I haven't tried Hinge yet only because I've been so busy wrecking ass on Match. Shit is crazy.
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Posted: 4/2/2021 8:42:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: App to meet chicks...lol And the chicks one must meet on an app.  Lol. |
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Posted: 4/2/2021 8:43:14 AM EDT
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Lol I used those apps when I split with my ex.. great for making up for lost time.. a lot of crazy, single moms and ham planets on there. Surprisingly found someone pretty amazing on one of them that turned into more than just casual sex.
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Posted: 4/2/2021 8:44:43 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:   Of course there will be no pics...not even of the Pappy. |
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Posted: 4/2/2021 8:56:56 AM EDT
[#12]
Thread is cringy.
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Posted: 4/2/2021 9:43:09 AM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I thought it was against the law to actually eat people? Holy shit you must be a fat bastard to finish off two people in 24 hours. Not sure I could get through one in a day, but you do you man. In all seriousness, glad you're having a good time. You know how it is, you eat Chinese food and an hour later you are hungry again. |
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Posted: 4/2/2021 9:55:13 AM EDT
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Quoted: Signed up last week Jesus, I don’t have enough days in the week to sleep with all these thots Tonight; finished up some 15yr pappy with a side of pork shank and a 25yr Vietnamese dental student Tomorrow; tequila bar with a 30yr Cali chick that forgot her bikini at my place Incel thread Idontbelieveyou.gif LC |
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Posted: 4/2/2021 10:00:53 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Can you elaborate more on this part? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Tonight; finished up some 15yr pappy with a side of pork shank and a 25yr Vietnamese dental student Can you elaborate more on this part? What is that, a 5 course meal? |
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Posted: 4/2/2021 10:14:06 AM EDT
[#16]
I also am 37 and on Hinge. Not much success.
Apparently it helps when you're not poor and a fat fuck. |
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Posted: 4/2/2021 10:16:17 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted: Signed up last week Jesus, I don’t have enough days in the week to sleep with all these thots Tonight; finished up some 15yr pappy with a side of pork shank and a 25yr Vietnamese dental student Tomorrow; tequila bar with a 30yr Cali chick that forgot her bikini at my place Incel thread And yet OP has been here since 2008 with over 8k posts...and still no pics of these conquests.... Seems like the "high caliber" chicks he allegedly nails would be more than up for a few pics.....maybe pay them for another hour... |
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Posted: 4/2/2021 10:18:05 AM EDT
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Dude you need to work on your phrasing. Talking about a 15 year old pappy with a side of pork shank, it sounded to me like you publicly admitted to having sex with a 15 year old. I had to read more of the thread to figure out you weren't a sex offender.
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Posted: 4/2/2021 10:56:35 AM EDT
[#19]
POV video on Xvideos or it did not happen.
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Posted: 4/2/2021 10:59:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No, he ate her. Keep up. And here I was thinking he'd have to worry about their temporomandibular joints, but I had it backwards. (Serious response: Something tells me he used that word to refer to some aged wine or something, rather than an underaged girl. Unless this is really one of those threads that turns into an "oh shit" moment for everyone when we see the news two weeks later.) Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Wait you went on a date with a chick that’s 15? No, he ate her. Keep up. And here I was thinking he'd have to worry about their temporomandibular joints, but I had it backwards. (Serious response: Something tells me he used that word to refer to some aged wine or something, rather than an underaged girl. Unless this is really one of those threads that turns into an "oh shit" moment for everyone when we see the news two weeks later.) Pappy 15 is Pappy Van Winkle, Bourbon. |
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Posted: 4/2/2021 11:04:13 AM EDT
[#21]
I've been with the same woman for 20 years. Never did the internet dating/hookup thing. WTF is Hinge? Is it like Tinder, POF, etc?
ETA: I see that it is an app. What makes it better or different than the other apps? |
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Posted: 4/2/2021 11:05:19 AM EDT
[#22]
Dear Penthouse Forum:
I never thought these letters were real, but when it happened to me I had to write. I'm a 37 year old male who signed up for Hinge, and within minutes I was banging skanks like there was no tomorrow. Sure, they looked like pitbulls and carried more diseases than Chinese viral lab janitorial staff, but I'm rolling in the pussy. Signed, Danny Bilzerian |
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Posted: 4/2/2021 11:10:00 AM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I've been with the same woman for 20 years. Never did the internet dating/hookup thing. WTF is Hinge? Is it like Tinder, POF, etc? ETA: I see that it is an app. What makes it better or different than the other apps? @JoeJeeps It’s not. At least in my area it was the same dudes (and I would presume the same women). The apps are whatever you make of them. Want to get laid? You will be able to find a horny housewife, married guy, someone who is stepping out, someone who is just single And horny, stage 5 clinger, desperate guys and women, nice enough people but who have been through the ringer of not finding Ms Right or Mr Right, and every once in awhile you find a truly quality person and match. |
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Posted: 4/2/2021 11:12:28 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I've been with the same woman for 20 years. Never did the internet dating/hookup thing. WTF is Hinge? Is it like Tinder, POF, etc? ETA: I see that it is an app. What makes it better or different than the other apps? It is an app similar to others, but has a different layout and prompts for you to fill out instead of just winging it with your profile. You can comment on pics and "like" them similar to Facebook. OP is talking a big game but doesn't have a membership...me thinks he is pulling in the fatties who the Chads reject since he doesn't post pics. |
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Posted: 4/2/2021 11:12:51 AM EDT
[#25]
What did you pay on the secondary?
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Posted: 4/2/2021 11:13:57 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 15 Year Pappy Van Winkle Bourbon 2500 bottle. We like the stock Wrong, it's 119.99$ bottle. Idiots pay 2500$. |
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Posted: 4/2/2021 11:14:12 AM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: @JoeJeeps It’s not. At least in my area it was the same dudes (and I would presume the same women). The apps are whatever you make of them. Want to get laid? You will be able to find a horny housewife, married guy, someone who is stepping out, someone who is just single And horny, stage 5 clinger, desperate guys and women, nice enough people but who have been through the ringer of not finding Ms Right or Mr Right, and every once in awhile you find a truly quality person and match. Thanks. That's what I figured. Just trying to stay up on the new stuff so I don't sound ancient to my kids and the 20 year olds I work with, play hockey with, etc. The whole thing sounds sad and depressing to me. |
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Posted: 4/2/2021 11:16:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Thanks. That's what I figured. Just trying to stay up on the new stuff so I don't sound ancient to my kids and the 20 year olds I work with, play hockey with, etc. The whole thing sounds sad and depressing to me. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: @JoeJeeps It’s not. At least in my area it was the same dudes (and I would presume the same women). The apps are whatever you make of them. Want to get laid? You will be able to find a horny housewife, married guy, someone who is stepping out, someone who is just single And horny, stage 5 clinger, desperate guys and women, nice enough people but who have been through the ringer of not finding Ms Right or Mr Right, and every once in awhile you find a truly quality person and match. Thanks. That's what I figured. Just trying to stay up on the new stuff so I don't sound ancient to my kids and the 20 year olds I work with, play hockey with, etc. The whole thing sounds sad and depressing to me. I'm sure your wife will be pleased with your new knowledge of ways to hook up with random pieces of ass.. 
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Posted: 4/2/2021 11:19:16 AM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: IYAAYAS <—2A373 2W1 and 2A3^ |
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Posted: 4/2/2021 11:23:05 AM EDT
[#30]
Last post on Page 1 nailed it !
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Posted: 4/2/2021 11:28:49 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: App to meet chicks...lol One day a few started sending me naked chicks wearing their berets, I told them I will fuck you up if you ever do that shit again. They looked good, but not very professional to receive such pics and my wife would be pissed. At least they quit leaving empty kegs outside my office, had to tell them you gotta take em back. I did have to pick one up one morning, he had to do the walk of shame to my truck. She walked out the door to tell him bye |
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Posted: 4/2/2021 11:33:34 AM EDT
[#32]
And where are the pics?
Cant tell a good story without pics. |
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Posted: 4/2/2021 11:39:41 AM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Can you elaborate more on this part? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Tonight; finished up some 15yr pappy with a side of pork shank and a 25yr Vietnamese dental student Can you elaborate more on this part? Yeah, I wanna know more about the Pappy |
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Posted: 4/2/2021 11:42:05 AM EDT
[#34]
Start a PUA blog
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Posted: 4/2/2021 11:43:57 AM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: These chicks are post covid crazy. I think there’s a lot of truth here |
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Posted: 4/2/2021 11:47:55 AM EDT
[#36]
OP, as a reformed online dating whore I would suggested limiting your active plates to three at a time while maintaining a second string list to replace those you next for whatever reason. More than three at a time gets too complicated.
Use the notes feature in your phone contacts to record details like age, job, alcohol preferences, her dogs name, ext so you can keep it straight. |
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Posted: 4/2/2021 11:50:38 AM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Maybe I should try hinge. I've been on tinder, pof, bumble, and haven't had any luck. I just suck at communication. I get matches, but just can't do anything with them. Girls match 99 % they swipe right. Find a female friend and look at her inbox. She gets 100 hi's 100 hellos and 100 hey beautifuls on a Tuesday. She may get 5 decent openers on top of that. Its purely a game. My best that got the highest percentage of responses ( over 50% negative but responses) was, "Are you the kinda girl that gonna expect brunch tomorrow or is it cool if I just call you an Uber" after that just lead them. |
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Posted: 4/2/2021 11:52:47 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted: Signed up last week Jesus, I don’t have enough days in the week to sleep with all these thots Tonight; finished up some 15yr pappy with a side of pork shank and a 25yr Vietnamese dental student Tomorrow; tequila bar with a 30yr Cali chick that forgot her bikini at my place Incel thread What OP Said happened above... What really happened...  And after 
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Posted: 4/2/2021 11:59:11 AM EDT
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I dated from 2017-2019. Oh the stories I could tell.
Most of the women wanted the weiner. There was one that I took out for dinner. We walked back to the car afterwards, I opened the door for her, and by the time I got back around to her side, she had her top off exposing the goods. |
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Posted: 4/2/2021 12:11:40 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: 2W1 and 2A3^ Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: IYAAYAS <—2A373 2W1 and 2A3^ Thought I was gonna be the first to post IYAAYAS. Damn load toads.
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Posted: 4/2/2021 2:06:08 PM EDT
[#41]
How long is Dental school usually? Because I would lose interest before 25 yrs
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Posted: 4/2/2021 2:10:16 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Not seeing you on the list. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/364983/544smq_jpg-1889649.JPG Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Signed up last week Jesus, I don’t have enough days in the week to sleep with all these thots Tonight; finished up some 15yr pappy with a side of pork shank and a 25yr Vietnamese dental student Tomorrow; tequila bar with a 30yr Cali chick that forgot her bikini at my place Incel thread Not seeing you on the list. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/364983/544smq_jpg-1889649.JPG  
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Posted: 4/2/2021 2:13:51 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: IYAAYAS <—2A373 
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Posted: 4/2/2021 2:32:04 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Idontbelieveyou.gif LC Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Signed up last week Jesus, I don’t have enough days in the week to sleep with all these thots Tonight; finished up some 15yr pappy with a side of pork shank and a 25yr Vietnamese dental student Tomorrow; tequila bar with a 30yr Cali chick that forgot her bikini at my place Incel thread Idontbelieveyou.gif LC I do. Dating apps make it extremely easy to get laid. If you have any game at all, you can be getting laid within hours of using the app. Literally, all you need to be able to do is hold a decent conversation so they don't lose interest and make yourself presentable in your photos. If you're a disgusting slob and act like women owe you sex just because you exist, you're gonna have a bad time. I'm a tall, fat guy who works in construction. I slayed chicks on dating apps when I was single. |
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Posted: 4/2/2021 7:56:59 PM EDT
[#45]
I'm glad I am out of the dating scene.
The last go around was a doosy. |
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Posted: 4/2/2021 8:00:59 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Grabbed a decent dinner and she pretty much got nakid immediately after. Literally only talked to this chick for 2 hrs. Sign up for hinge. These chicks are post covid crazy. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Can you elaborate more on this part? Grabbed a decent dinner and she pretty much got nakid immediately after. Literally only talked to this chick for 2 hrs. Sign up for hinge. These chicks are post covid crazy. She’s still alive right? |
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Posted: 4/2/2021 9:19:25 PM EDT
[#47]
I miss the days when it was just Tinder and it was like shooting fish in a barrel.
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Posted: 4/2/2021 9:28:18 PM EDT
[#48]
Cool story bro
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Posted: 4/2/2021 9:29:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/2/2021 9:42:09 PM EDT
[#50]
what the hell I posted last night, something stroke level drunk  Bumped into some pappy level mezcal today. $30 for 2oz, highly recommend. 
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