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Posted: 3/30/2015 10:56:20 AM EDT
I actually let out a howl at my desk! One foot in the grave
 Maybe a whole leg.  |
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Posted: 3/30/2015 10:56:38 AM EDT
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Oh I'm not going to give them a penny, scummy liberals
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Posted: 3/30/2015 10:57:50 AM EDT
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If you like your MEDICAID, you can keep your MEDICAID.
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Posted: 3/30/2015 10:58:07 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/30/2015 10:59:10 AM EDT
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You know you are approaching 50 when that shows up in the mail. You are not required to sign up.
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:00:13 AM EDT
[#5]
My wife gets AARP junk mail all the time. She's 24.
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:00:46 AM EDT
[#6]
Ewww movie ticket discounts. You lucky bastard.
And half price at granny's resturaunt! |
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:00:55 AM EDT
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If you like your MEDICAID, you can keep your MEDICAID. Medicare Toss the card in the trash and never respond to any of their commie loving mail. |
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:01:01 AM EDT
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You know you are approaching 50 when that shows up in the mail. You are not required to sign up. I've been getting crap from them since I was 20. |
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:01:10 AM EDT
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They'll never get a red cent from me ... liberal group.
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:01:12 AM EDT
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They stared sending the wife and I stuff the day we turned 50. Haven't sent them a cent. Bunch of Obummer fellatiating libtards.
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:01:19 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:04:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:06:30 AM EDT
[#13]
Penguins don't get old... They get eaten by killer whales. Now get back to work bird!
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:07:16 AM EDT
[#14]
I keep the cards, they make good glue spreaders.
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:08:24 AM EDT
[#15]
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That's now BOTD for him. Stop violating the CoC! 
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:08:41 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:10:14 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's now BOTD for him. Stop violating the CoC! Quote HistoryQuoted: That's now BOTD for him. Stop violating the CoC!  |
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:11:52 AM EDT
[#18]
Per NRA they are a anti gun group
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:12:55 AM EDT
[#19]
They must have saw you looking ragged around the edges already.
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:14:36 AM EDT
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I actually let out a howl at my desk! One foot in the grave Maybe a whole leg.
http://www.makemeheal.com/images/shop/drive/l/Drive-Heavy-Duty-Bariatric-Rollator-Walker-with-La-10215rd-1.jpg They sent me mine like 10 years ago. I'm 34 now. 
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:16:41 AM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Per NRA they are a anti gun group |
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:17:16 AM EDT
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You know you are approaching 50 when that shows up in the mail. You are not required to sign up. I started getting them when I turned 40. |
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:17:51 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:19:04 AM EDT
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As I'm knockin' on 50, it's easy for me to have moments of depression at the realization of how old that really is and how quickly it has gone by and how much more quickly the rest is likely to go.
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:20:54 AM EDT
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I started getting them several years ago. However, I turned 50 last year and they have been flooding my mailbox since then.
I'm not giving them one red cent. |
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:23:22 AM EDT
[#26]
Short legs too, careful.
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:25:11 AM EDT
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Do what I do. Take the junk mail from NRA, put it in the return envelopes AARP provides, and send it to them. Tada, recycling!
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:26:19 AM EDT
[#28]
I've been getting junk mail from AARP since I bought my house at 25. I just throw it all in the trash.
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:26:29 AM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Do what I do. Take the junk mail from NRA, put it in the return envelopes AARP provides, and send it to them. Tada, recycling! |
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:28:02 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
I actually let out a howl at my desk! One foot in the grave Maybe a whole leg.
http://www.makemeheal.com/images/shop/drive/l/Drive-Heavy-Duty-Bariatric-Rollator-Walker-with-La-10215rd-1.jpg ...and you signed up with the WHY, exactly? The moment I turned 50 my home has been an ongoing cycle of throwing away the ARPP offers I started getting once I turned 50. Besides, I don't mind getting older because there is a positive correlation between age and intelligence.. The younger people are, the more stupid they seem to be. 
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:29:22 AM EDT
[#31]
HA!
Welcome to geezerdom! |
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:29:47 AM EDT
[#32]
Im 48 and got my first Cemetery solicitation for plots the other day.
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:33:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: ...and you signed up with the WHY, exactly? The moment I turned 50 my home has been an ongoing cycle of throwing away the ARPP offers I started getting once I turned 50. Besides, I don't mind getting older because there is a positive correlation between age and intelligence.. The younger people are, the more stupid they seem to be.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJiaohaMrOAQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I actually let out a howl at my desk! One foot in the grave Maybe a whole leg. http://www.makemeheal.com/images/shop/drive/l/Drive-Heavy-Duty-Bariatric-Rollator-Walker-with-La-10215rd-1.jpg ...and you signed up with the WHY, exactly? The moment I turned 50 my home has been an ongoing cycle of throwing away the ARPP offers I started getting once I turned 50. Besides, I don't mind getting older because there is a positive correlation between age and intelligence.. The younger people are, the more stupid they seem to be. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJiaohaMrOA  |
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:33:46 AM EDT
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55 This year.
?? This is a vehicle that has been through some hard knocks. It has several mechanical problems – or has had several repaired recently. Its exterior and interior may be in dire need of reconditioning in terms of faded or missing paint. There are dents and some signs of rust. Tires most likely need replaced. It has a clean title, but might fail a state or local inspection on its first try. |
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:35:42 AM EDT
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If they sent a pre-paid return envelope, stuff all of the crap they sent to you (including the mailing envelope) into it and send it back...
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:36:43 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If they sent a pre-paid return envelope, stuff all of the crap they sent to you (including the mailing envelope) into it and send it back... |
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:39:25 AM EDT
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I sent those liberal bastards a scathing letter telling them to never contact me again.
Fuck AARP and FBHO |
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:39:47 AM EDT
[#38]
Got mine last week. Straight into the shredder. |
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:46:07 AM EDT
[#39]
Yup, I got one of those a few years back.
When I got the info in the mail my response was this "I'm not old yet, why are they sending me this". |
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:51:29 AM EDT
[#40]
I got my first AARP card when I was 23.
I also got my veterans of foreign wars invite when I was 17. Sometimes having a very common name is amusing.
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:53:41 AM EDT
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You can use your AARP card for discounts on adult diapers at Walgreens, that's a plus !!!
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:54:41 AM EDT
[#42]
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Medicare Toss the card in the trash and never respond to any of their commie loving mail. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If you like your MEDICAID, you can keep your MEDICAID. Medicare Toss the card in the trash and never respond to any of their commie loving mail. Stuff their self addressed return envelope with NRA junk mail and send it back. |
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:57:17 AM EDT
[#43]
Dibs on guns and ammo
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:57:17 AM EDT
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Haha!!
Quad cane for you!!! |
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:57:40 AM EDT
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You know you are approaching 50 when that shows up in the mail. You are not required to sign up. Shiiiit, my old man started receiving it when he was 34 I wasn't even born yet
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Posted: 3/30/2015 11:58:22 AM EDT
[#46]
They give up pretty easily. I can only remember getting stuff from them for a year or so, then nothing. |
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Posted: 3/30/2015 12:04:25 PM EDT
[#47]
AARP invites are bad enough. I've been getting offers for pre-planned funeral expenses and burial plots lately. The end is near I suppose.
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Posted: 3/30/2015 12:04:31 PM EDT
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Quoted: I actually let out a howl at my desk! One foot in the grave Maybe a whole leg. I turned 50 in Dec. and they sent something I promptly tossed in the trash. |
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Posted: 3/30/2015 12:06:16 PM EDT
[#49]
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My wife gets AARP junk mail all the time. She's 24. You think she is 24 |
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Posted: 3/30/2015 12:07:31 PM EDT
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Time for Carrousel!!
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