[ARCHIVED THREAD] - ABBA (Page 1 of 2)
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Love their music, have since I was a kid. Couldn't care less what that makes anyone think about me, either, which helps. It's the Miata. Sorry! Nah, I've only had the Miata for 23 years... liked ABBA music long before that. |
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McUZI Rant - Perhaps the most epic,scalding, and lambasting rant anyone has ever been subjected to. Member McUZI let loose with this rant on member Garandman with such a tirade that Garandman was unable to show his face afterwards without his verbal-beat-down being mentioned. Here, for posterity sake, is the McUZI rant in all its glory:
Garandman, your incessant posting of sanctimonious bullshit and self righteous nonsense proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that indeed sometimes the slowest sperm does fertilize the egg... While you may fancy yourself some sort of a "Christian”, I am sure Christ would gleefully leap off the nearest bridge in order to disassociate himself with your holier-than-thou crap. All I can think of when my eyes are burned with the continual lack of quality content of your posts, bible thumping horseshit, and moderator ass-kissing is that another 4 minutes of my life could be potentially wasted should I make the mistake to read whatever you have written. You have dirty clothes, BO, bad breath, and I am quite confident that should one open your top dresser drawer, it would contain skid marked underwear. Your children will grow to be nothing more then felons or beggars due to their genetic lineage. Likely, even your car is a smog machine, and pollutes the earth like you pollute this site. You are a festering infected boil on the ass of gun ownership, and Christianity; with the apparent intelligence of an autistic gnat with downs syndrome. You are the type of weenie that causes people of mutilate themselves, trying to escape the emotional pain that people as worthless as you even exist. Knowing that you are a gun owner, I am strongly leaning towards supporting testing for firearms. The fact that a man who can’t even grasp the insane hypocrisy that exists in your constant barrage of self-sainthood is allowed to own a habiliment of destruction is a fucking social calamity, and needs to be stopped. You cry like a woman, and you have a night-light to fend off boogie men. You dress in drag, and you listen to ABBA. I am guessing that early in life, Hitler encountered the Jewish version of "Garandman”, thus explaining his future actions. I wish you nothing less then painful pancreatic cancer. Stones in your shoes on long walks, and blisters on your ass as you sit down to shit. Sleepless nights, broken hearts, hurricane damage to your home, sadness, pain, misery, "Out of the Closet” outspoken homosexual children, traffic tickets, loss of loved ones, felony convictions for crimes you didn’t commit, weight gain, stubbed toes, sprained limbs, damage to the transmission of your car on the ONE DAY you really needed it, always having "something in your eye”, having to smell other peoples farts in elevators, long waits at traffic lights, getting laid off from your job, medical bills, having a squib load, then firing a round after it, holes in your socks, underwear that’s too tight, sexual impotence, limb amputation, or any other possible iniquitous event that could harm you as bad as your mere presence harms humanity as a whole. I believe elimination of inutile cocksuckers such as you could bring everyone on this planed of differing views together, for the sole purpose of your eradication. You are living proof that humans can impregnate rodents. I fucking hate you. ARFCOM has usually regarded listening to ABBA as a negative. |
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When I win the lottery, I will dress like those dudes every fucking day. |
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Happens to the best of us! |
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That's a pretty impressive toe, considering how big the bush tended to be back then. |
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I wondered if that pic would show up in this thread. |
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I would so smash her Surstromming !
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our son came home with an ABBA shirt on a few years ago, we said "you like ABBA?" well yes there a cool band
we then broke out a reel to reel stuff and listened to them through the old Bose 901's damn may have to dig all that stuff back out this winter plenty of disco also |
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When I win the lottery, I will dress like those dudes every fucking day. Or at least own that guitar |
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If you like ABBA, you should check out Frida's 1st solo album, Something's Going On
Not a bad song on it. Jay |
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If you like ABBA, you should check out Frida's 1st solo album, Something's Going On Not a bad song on it. Jay I always loved the title track. Never really heard any of the other stuff. Look at the song writing credits, some pretty big names contributed to that album.
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