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9/8/2007 3:28:29 PM EDT
Let me tell you women a little story here and maybe you can tell me what the #### is wrong with me.

Last night was a spectacularly painful experience and one that was dealt by the hands of the most judgmental and narrow-minded people I think I have met.

When someone erroneously believes you and the woman who a second ago asked you for a "light" to be a couple, why would she react in such a way that unquestioningly indicated her belief that the suggestion was so terribly repugnant and offensive to her that she couldn't stand to even hear it and be present any longer?  It's like she WANTED to insult me!

What is this?!?
9/8/2007 5:59:06 PM EDT
[#1]
Can you translate that?
9/8/2007 6:50:34 PM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:

Make sense now?

No.  The whole thing sounds silly and petty.
9/8/2007 6:56:33 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Make sense now?

No.  The whole thing sounds silly and petty.


Yes, but do you understand the OP's scenario?
9/8/2007 7:09:59 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
Can you translate that?


Dang, woman!!  Has your time here meant nothing?  Can you not speak man speak yet?!?!?!


GrandForks, let me try to explain the twisted female psyche that some women have. (*Note I said some, not all, thankyouverymuch.)

She was attracted to you, so she asked you for a light.  Think of it as her intention of a possible segue into a conversation with you.  Now enter the random that assumed you two were a couple.  So as not to reveal her ulterior motives, girl A runs to the opposite end of the spectrum and takes a dive, hence the 'hell no' response.  It's childish, stupid and in the game playing category.  I'll guarantee you if you'd said to the random 'She's not with me now, but she will be soon', that little tart would have been eating out of your hand in under 30.

Some people's kids, sheesh.
9/8/2007 7:16:03 PM EDT
[#5]

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Quoted:
Can you translate that?


Dang, woman!!  Has your time here meant nothing?  Can you not speak man speak yet?!?!?!

No.... I don't need to.  My man speaks woman speak.
9/8/2007 7:17:51 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Can you translate that?


Dang, woman!!  Has your time here meant nothing?  Can you not speak man speak yet?!?!?!

No.... I don't need to.  My man speaks woman speak.



Way to train! ^5
9/8/2007 7:28:22 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Can you translate that?


Dang, woman!!  Has your time here meant nothing?  Can you not speak man speak yet?!?!?!

No.... I don't need to.  My man speaks woman speak.


Can you send me the manual? I'd like to go ahead and upgrade my current model.
9/8/2007 7:38:22 PM EDT
[#8]

Molon-Labe:

OP: minding his own business
Female smoker: Asks for a light
Random non specified individual: Assumes OP and FS are a couple
FS: Freaks the fuck out as if OP were a hideous, mouth breathing troll, like Karl Rove
OP: Gets his feelers hurt

Make sense now?        


Maybe the OP is a hideous, mouth breathing troll, like Karl Rove?
9/8/2007 7:42:57 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:

Molon-Labe:

OP: minding his own business
Female smoker: Asks for a light
Random non specified individual: Assumes OP and FS are a couple
FS: Freaks the fuck out as if OP were a hideous, mouth breathing troll, like Karl Rove
OP: Gets his feelers hurt

Make sense now?        


Maybe the OP is a hideous, mouth breathing troll, like Karl Rove?


Possible, but then why approach for a light to begin with? I guess we should recall that even Karl Rove has a wife...
9/8/2007 7:48:57 PM EDT
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Can you send me the manual? I'd like to go ahead and upgrade my current model.

You got it.  
9/9/2007 2:34:35 AM EDT
[#11]
jjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzz - after reading the "I'm gay and shaving my forearms" thread, then this.....what has this place turned in to??  
9/9/2007 4:40:32 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

She was attracted to you, so she asked you for a light.  Think of it as her intention of a possible segue into a conversation with you.  Now enter the random that assumed you two were a couple.  So as not to reveal her ulterior motives, girl A runs to the opposite end of the spectrum and takes a dive, hence the 'hell no' response.  It's childish, stupid and in the game playing category.  I'll guarantee you if you'd said to the random 'She's not with me now, but she will be soon', that little tart would have been eating out of your hand in under 30.


Humph!  Had I not been so damn drunk that night, I may have been able to pull that one liner out of my hat.  The reason I was out in the street in the first place was because I was tossed out of a club because I was nearly passed out.

On the upside, I got to see 6 guys jump another guy and kick his ass and also see two guys fight a cop and get tazed...like two feet away from me.