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5/18/2006 11:51:28 AM EDT
So there I was last night, ten feet from Senator Dianne Feinstein.






...I threw up in my mouth a little.
5/18/2006 11:52:10 AM EDT
[#1]
I would have thrown up a lot.

On her.
5/18/2006 11:53:19 AM EDT
[#2]
I had a dream about pooping.  I made that dream come true.  Luckaly I woke up before I made the dream come true so it did not wind up being a nightmare.
5/18/2006 11:53:56 AM EDT
[#3]
Sounds more like a nightmare.
5/18/2006 11:54:25 AM EDT
[#4]
I never knew the ability to projectile vomit would be a good thing.

I wonder what you would get charged with for throwing up on a Senator?
5/18/2006 11:54:37 AM EDT
[#5]
Its nice to know that the hatred for her extends beyond the borders of our state, I wish we could get her and/or Boxer out once and for all.
5/18/2006 11:56:05 AM EDT
[#6]
Ive even seen massive Feinstein bashing on DU.
5/18/2006 11:57:11 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
Its nice to know that the hatred for her extends beyond the borders of our state, I wish we could get her and/or Boxer out once and for all.


I was a CA resident for almost five years, and wrote to my legislators often.

After I moved to Texas, I sent one further letter to Senators F&B: a redacted photocopy of my first Texas pay stub along with a note to let them know that I was happy to take my taxable income out of their state.
5/18/2006 11:59:00 AM EDT
[#8]
I thought zombies were the ar15.com fantasy . . . though I'm not convinced she isn't one.
5/18/2006 12:02:09 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
I never knew the ability to projectile vomit would be a good thing.

I wonder what you would get charged awarded with for throwing up on a Senator?



Thats better.......



5/18/2006 12:03:27 PM EDT
[#10]
I can't say that I've ever fantasized about Feinstein.
5/18/2006 12:04:58 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
I had a dream about pooping.  I made that dream come true.  Luckaly I woke up before I made the dream come true so it did not wind up being a nightmare.



If members could have sigs this would be mine.
5/18/2006 12:08:34 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
I never knew the ability to projectile vomit would be a good thing.

I wonder what you would get charged with for throwing up on a Senator?



"assualt with bodily fluids", a friend of mine get threated with a lawsuit over a sceniro sorta similar to all that.
5/18/2006 12:11:19 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I never knew the ability to projectile vomit would be a good thing.

I wonder what you would get charged with for throwing up on a Senator?



"assualt with bodily fluids", a friend of mine get threated with a lawsuit over a sceniro sorta similar to all that.



There are quite a few women I want to "assault with bodily fluids".

Sen. Feinstein is not one of them, however.

Looking at her, my bodily fluids refuse to come out for several days.
5/18/2006 12:14:42 PM EDT
[#14]
You shoulda asked her if she wanted to go shooting
5/18/2006 12:15:11 PM EDT
[#15]
So many funny things I could say here ... but most of them would get me thrown in jail.
5/18/2006 12:22:36 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
You shoulda asked her if she wanted to go shooting


I was armed at the time. Keeping my mouth shut seemed like the smart play at the time.
5/18/2006 12:28:39 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
So there I was last night, ten feet from Senator Dianne Feinstein.






...I threw up in my mouth a little.

I would do her ATM only, just ATM and she would end up liking it.
5/18/2006 12:32:19 PM EDT
[#18]
Biggest AR15.com fantasy of all -

That the 223 is something far more than a just a nice accurate varmint cartridge
5/18/2006 12:39:19 PM EDT
[#19]
I hope you at least ripped a stinky one next to her then did the point at her and hold your nose thing behind her back.
5/18/2006 12:43:29 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
I hope you at least ripped a stinky one next to her then did the point at her and hold your nose thing behind her back.



5/18/2006 12:45:30 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

There are quite a few women I want to "assault with bodily fluids".

Sen. Feinstein is not one of them, however.

Looking at her, my bodily fluids refuse to come out for several days.



5/18/2006 12:46:37 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
Biggest AR15.com fantasy of all -

That the 223 is something far more than a just a nice accurate varmint cartridge



5/18/2006 12:47:29 PM EDT
[#23]
You should have asked her if she was proud of getting women killed by blowing the Nightstalker investigation and tipping off Ramirez.
5/18/2006 12:53:38 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
Biggest AR15.com fantasy of all -

That the 223 is something far more than a just a nice accurate varmint cartridge



Ouch, that one is going to leave a mark.
5/18/2006 2:49:17 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
Biggest AR15.com fantasy of all -

That the 223 is something far more than a just a nice accurate varmint cartridge



oh oh, I though of a comback.

223 is just as you said.  556 is not.  
5/18/2006 3:28:09 PM EDT
[#26]
I've fantasized about being with a couple of hot playboy bunnies. Does that count?    
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