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Posted: 5/18/2009 7:59:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: muzlblast]
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Originally Posted By JT_26:
Please, please someone find Ellie's thread I laughed so hard I got sick. <a href="http://img145.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ellie035.jpg" target="_blank">http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/5816/ellie035.jpg</a> Ellie the Rock Climbing chick FTW!!! ETA page seven ownage Kudos to you MaH! |
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Posted: 5/18/2009 8:30:03 PM EDT
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Dude. You rule.
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Posted: 5/18/2009 8:42:57 PM EDT
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This thread is epic lulz
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Posted: 5/18/2009 8:44:50 PM EDT
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Ahh this thread brings back some good memories and enlightens me on other things. I needed a good laugh.
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Posted: 5/18/2009 9:29:22 PM EDT
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You guys are slipping.
What about RachelF? How have we made it 6 pages without that? |
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Posted: 5/18/2009 10:55:36 PM EDT
[#6]
Anybody remember the......
"I got 800lbs. of FREE AMMO" ....... thread which ended up with tons of us saying "dude you are going to get robbed". That thread was followed a week later by.... "My house was robbed" .....thread which led to a metric fuck ton of "WE TOLD YOU SO" |
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Posted: 5/18/2009 11:38:15 PM EDT
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Taxman and ammo fort...
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Posted: 5/19/2009 3:26:23 AM EDT
[#8]
You missed the banned word. It started with a "T", had a round thing, "Del-Ton" gives money to this site((go them) look at the last letter), and is the first and fourth letter of "Kooky".
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Posted: 5/19/2009 3:33:06 AM EDT
[#9]
Originally Posted By Maxxx:
You missed the banned word. It started with a "T", had a round thing, "Del-Ton" gives money to this site((go them) look at the last letter), and is the first and fourth letter of "Kooky". SO lost. |
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Posted: 5/19/2009 8:53:23 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Maxxx:
You missed the banned word. It started with a "T", had a round thing, "Del-Ton" gives money to this site((go them) look at the last letter), and is the first and fourth letter of "Kooky". not true. T_NK, the word by which you may never buy a vowel has been mentioned at least a couple of times already. |
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Posted: 5/19/2009 9:14:57 AM EDT
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'Barrel Fluting By Dremel': A enthusiastic new AR-15 owner posts a thread entitled "Home Gunsmithing for the AR-15 equipped Patriot." In it, he gives step by step instructions on how to do an extremely poor duracouting job, mess with his sights, and other generally stupid things, but his pièce de résistance was improving the balance of his rifle by fluting his barrel with a dremel - not only faling to understand the point of fluting a barrel, but also ruining his barrel.
Dave_A and IBD_A: Dave_A, among other things, regularly debates libertarians, especially Ron Paul supporters. His presence in threads about the gold standard and other economic threads is so inevitable, posters often write IBD_A, standing for In Before Dave A. Tony Martin: British farmer prosecuted and convicted for murder after shooting two burglers in the back with an unregistered shotgun as they were leaving his premises, used as an example by some Arfcommers of the fact that it's illegal to defend yourself in the UK, despite published Crown Prosecution Service policy documents and numerous examples to the contrary. Cited in practically every thread about the UK, as proof for any number of things. Furry: An internet subculture dedicated to art, fiction and roleplaying featuring part-human part animal creatures. Furries hold conventions, were some dress in 'fursuits' and a small minority are rumored to engage in 'furpiles', group sex in costume. Furries are universally disliked throughout the internet, and Arfcom is no exception. That being said, there are a number of furries on Arfcom, and they seem relatively sane. Kitwulfen posts a chronicle of his journey to a furry convention each year in team. |
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Posted: 5/19/2009 9:48:42 AM EDT
[#12]
What about the "will it fly" threads. those were a huge part of arfcom.
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Posted: 5/19/2009 12:35:05 PM EDT
[#13]
Originally Posted By Skillshot:
Originally Posted By Don_S:
Originally Posted By Skillshot:
This thread sucks. If you don't know what it is, you are a newfag. Do your time and get back to us. How Are us "NewFags" suppose to learn about the old days on arfcom if we can't ask questions of the oldtimers "lightenup"   of course I wouldn't ask you the time of day...
This whole thread objectifies the good times we had and cheapens the experience by letting all the people who had no part in it "feel" like they are one of the group. Now they can be in on the joke. yippee. Group hug. So what is the cut-off date to be one of the group? Maybe us "NewFags" can start are own group and complain about you, and other assholes like you. 
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Posted: 5/19/2009 2:48:40 PM EDT
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VERY few things make me literally LOL. While reading the "Ryan's Steak House" and the "Squirrel Attack" stories I was laughing so hard, tears were streaming down my face. I haven't had a laugh like that in a long, long time (months, if not years). Thanks, MaH! You da man!
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Posted: 5/19/2009 3:55:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: AJ-IN-JAX]
[#15]
Originally Posted By Vaux:
VERY few things make me literally LOL. While reading the "Ryan's Steak House" and the "Squirrel Attack" stories I was laughing so hard, tears were streaming down my face. I haven't had a laugh like that in a long, long time (months, if not years). Thanks, MaH! You da man! I missed the "squirrel attack" but did read the "Ryan's Steak House" one. There's another one too.......... ETA: OK for some reason I can't find this in ARFCOM's archives, but did find it posted somewhere else. By: John_Wayne777 Some days defy description.... After finding out that the local FFL doing a transfer on a S&W M&P pistol for me STILL has not gotten the package (making me wonder if the package is lost or stolen at this point...) I get a call from the family saying they want to go grab something to eat. So I says to myself, "Self", I says...."A nice dinner out will be relaxing and will take your mind off of your MIA handgun for a while. Let's do it!" So I meet everyone at the restaurant and look forward to a nice relaxing hour or so....but as soon as I walk in I see Jimmy Carter's mug on a TV where they are running CNN. At that moment some part of my brain said "You should probably just turn around and go home. Nothing good can come of this." ...but being the rational person I am I dismissed this instinct because it was, after all, just a former President on TV...not an omen. ~ continued at link http://www.hptuners.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9899 |
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Posted: 5/19/2009 9:23:45 PM EDT
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I have been around a while but still don't know the full "pressure washer" story. Could you add that to the list, please, or at least provide a link to the thread? Thanks
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Posted: 5/19/2009 9:50:06 PM EDT
[#17]
Originally Posted By Vaux:
VERY few things make me literally LOL. While reading the "Ryan's Steak House" and the "Squirrel Attack" stories I was laughing so hard, tears were streaming down my face. I haven't had a laugh like that in a long, long time (months, if not years). Thanks, MaH! You da man! Squirrel attack is hilarious. As a rider, I'd hate to have that happen to me. Since he made it out (relatively) unscathed, it's hilarious. I had to stop reading Ryan's a few times. There were moments where I couldn't read more than two lines before having to stop and wipe away tears/catch my breath. |
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Posted: 5/20/2009 12:10:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: mtechgunman]
[#18]
Haven't read all 7 pages but don't forget about "Wing Hunt"
the thread I long to forget EDIT: It was mentioned at the bottom of page 3: Originally Posted By ByteTheBullet: I don't have it here, but the French Surrender magazine cover comes to mind. and the ever so popular Wing Hunt thread. That poor guy lost his job over that thread.  ByteTheBullet (-: |
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Posted: 5/20/2009 12:14:31 AM EDT
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I believe a note should be added to Showercookie that it is the longest running thread that is not locked out, nor in the archives.
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Posted: 5/20/2009 3:02:57 AM EDT
[#20]
Originally Posted By AJ-IN-JAX:
Originally Posted By Vaux:
VERY few things make me literally LOL. While reading the "Ryan's Steak House" and the "Squirrel Attack" stories I was laughing so hard, tears were streaming down my face. I haven't had a laugh like that in a long, long time (months, if not years). Thanks, MaH! You da man! I missed the "squirrel attack" but did read the "Ryan's Steak House" one. There's another one too.......... ETA: OK for some reason I can't find this in ARFCOM's archives, but did find it posted somewhere else. By: John_Wayne777 Some days defy description.... After finding out that the local FFL doing a transfer on a S&W M&P pistol for me STILL has not gotten the package (making me wonder if the package is lost or stolen at this point...) I get a call from the family saying they want to go grab something to eat. So I says to myself, "Self", I says...."A nice dinner out will be relaxing and will take your mind off of your MIA handgun for a while. Let's do it!" So I meet everyone at the restaurant and look forward to a nice relaxing hour or so....but as soon as I walk in I see Jimmy Carter's mug on a TV where they are running CNN. At that moment some part of my brain said "You should probably just turn around and go home. Nothing good can come of this." ...but being the rational person I am I dismissed this instinct because it was, after all, just a former President on TV...not an omen. ~ continued at link http://www.hptuners.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9899 That's the funniest thing i've read in my entire life. |
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Posted: 5/20/2009 3:51:37 AM EDT
[#21]
Pvt. Rootbeer.
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Posted: 5/20/2009 12:46:55 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By FrankSymptoms:
Pvt. Rootbeer. 
I'd forgotten about him! |
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Posted: 5/20/2009 8:28:48 PM EDT
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Don't forget "here toy go".
My archive search fails me. |
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Posted: 5/20/2009 8:29:19 PM EDT
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How about this thread Zombies. Its a rare animal of its kind!
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Posted: 5/20/2009 8:52:29 PM EDT
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mhoffman, I am HONORED, I say HONORED to be included in "ARFCOM 101!"
Thank you! |
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Posted: 5/20/2009 8:53:29 PM EDT
[#26]
Originally Posted By JakeThePimp:
Deej86 remembers everything, yes everything. -JTP and I thank you for nominating me for an entry in ARFCOM 101! |
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Posted: 5/20/2009 10:44:05 PM EDT
[#27]
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By JakeThePimp:
Deej86 remembers everything, yes everything. -JTP and I thank you for nominating me for an entry in ARFCOM 101! you should post the link to that thread of like 19 pages of people asking you to bring up facts about them 
inlcuding me 
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Posted: 5/20/2009 11:30:58 PM EDT
[#28]
Originally Posted By AJ-IN-JAX:
Originally Posted By Vaux:
VERY few things make me literally LOL. While reading the "Ryan's Steak House" and the "Squirrel Attack" stories I was laughing so hard, tears were streaming down my face. I haven't had a laugh like that in a long, long time (months, if not years). Thanks, MaH! You da man! I missed the "squirrel attack" but did read the "Ryan's Steak House" one. There's another one too.......... ETA: OK for some reason I can't find this in ARFCOM's archives, but did find it posted somewhere else. By: John_Wayne777 Some days defy description.... After finding out that the local FFL doing a transfer on a S&W M&P pistol for me STILL has not gotten the package (making me wonder if the package is lost or stolen at this point...) I get a call from the family saying they want to go grab something to eat. So I says to myself, "Self", I says...."A nice dinner out will be relaxing and will take your mind off of your MIA handgun for a while. Let's do it!" So I meet everyone at the restaurant and look forward to a nice relaxing hour or so....but as soon as I walk in I see Jimmy Carter's mug on a TV where they are running CNN. At that moment some part of my brain said "You should probably just turn around and go home. Nothing good can come of this." ...but being the rational person I am I dismissed this instinct because it was, after all, just a former President on TV...not an omen. ~ continued at link http://www.hptuners.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9899 That was hysterical. I added it to the SEC, Ryan's, Fire on a plane, thread. |
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Posted: 5/21/2009 9:33:34 AM EDT
[#29]
Originally Posted By Deech:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By JakeThePimp:
Deej86 remembers everything, yes everything. -JTP and I thank you for nominating me for an entry in ARFCOM 101! you should post the link to that thread of like 19 pages of people asking you to bring up facts about them
inlcuding me 24 pages http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=855825 |
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Posted: 5/21/2009 11:38:21 AM EDT
[#30]
You are right, that was the funniest thing I have read in a very long time
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Posted: 5/21/2009 12:10:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: AeroE]
[#31]
Dinner pic rules:
An AR15.com dinner pic requires - a loaded firearm (magazine must be in the firearm), a reload, a pistol and rifle are best, a homeland defense knife, food on a porcelain plate, one place setting, all necessary eating utensils, plates must match, cloth napkin, a stapler, a measuring device (tape measure, scale, yardstick, etc.) a book, Alcohol or other adult beverage (this one is waivable), no Mountain Dew, drink in a clear glass (not decorated with the Flintstones or other cartoon characters), no "pita pockets" or similar frozen garbage from a box, no tupperware, no plastic forks or knives. Artistic and tasteful arrangement of the table is necessary for high scores. –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Important philosophical discussion on this topic: Originally Posted By jerjon:
Originally Posted By Zack3g:
All that stapler and ruler and ridiculous nonsense are just that. AMEN BROTHER n00bs. Both of ya. The rules are clear. The requirements are intense and dismissing the 'nonsense' items defeats the purpose of posting. It reminds me of kids with fart cans on their "Type-R" accords that think that 'they' know everything. You don't. The dinner pics are a tradition. Either respect the tradition or STFU. Clear? Food and Guns = Boring. We've all seen it. What you should be trying to accomplish is something unique and interesting while respecting the rules of the game. TRG ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––- Subnet: Food + gun are mandatory. The rest is subjective, and THAT is why they're fun. You can never win or get it right. TRG: Exactly. Constructing the 'perfect' dinner pic is supposed to be difficult. It should be impossible to 'get right' and the list of arcane requirements are meant to be clouded in mystery and mystique. Create the perfect dish, assemble ALL the required items. Frame the shot and present the results to the audience, who will then search for each item, and declare you a failure because you DID leave out a required item. Enjoy it, play by the rules or GTFO. Sterling18: Testify my brother, Testify.... You miss the extra stuff and it's minus point. It's all about RESPECT for the tradition. |
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Posted: 5/21/2009 3:04:55 PM EDT
[#32]
Tagged for later amusement!
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Posted: 5/21/2009 7:02:57 PM EDT
[#33]
Originally Posted By AeroE:
Dinner pic rules: An AR15.com dinner pic requires - a loaded firearm (magazine must be in the firearm), a reload, a pistol and rifle are best, a homeland defense knife, food on a porcelain plate, one place setting, all necessary eating utensils, plates must match, cloth napkin, a stapler, a measuring device (tape measure, scale, yardstick, etc.) a book, Alcohol or other adult beverage (this one is waivable), no Mountain Dew, drink in a clear glass (not decorated with the Flintstones or other cartoon characters), no "pita pockets" or similar frozen garbage from a box, no tupperware, no plastic forks or knives. Artistic and tasteful arrangement of the table is necessary for high scores. –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Important philosophical discussion on this topic: Originally Posted By jerjon:
Originally Posted By Zack3g:
All that stapler and ruler and ridiculous nonsense are just that. AMEN BROTHER n00bs. Both of ya. The rules are clear. The requirements are intense and dismissing the 'nonsense' items defeats the purpose of posting. It reminds me of kids with fart cans on their "Type-R" accords that think that 'they' know everything. You don't. The dinner pics are a tradition. Either respect the tradition or STFU. Clear? Food and Guns = Boring. We've all seen it. What you should be trying to accomplish is something unique and interesting while respecting the rules of the game. TRG ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––- Subnet: Food + gun are mandatory. The rest is subjective, and THAT is why they're fun. You can never win or get it right. TRG: Exactly. Constructing the 'perfect' dinner pic is suposed to be difficult. It should be impossible to 'get right' and the list of arcane requirements are meant to be clouded in mystery and mystique. Create the perfect dish, assemble ALL the required items. Frame the shot and present the results to the audience, who will then search for each item, and declare you a failure because you DID leave out a required item. Enjoy it, play by the rules or GTFO. Sterling18: Testify my brother, Testify.... You miss the extra stuff and it's minus point. It's all about RESPECT for the tradition. Agreed. This is the standard by which dinner pics are judged. Anything less is failure. |
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Posted: 5/21/2009 7:51:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: sniper7]
[#34]
http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=876408
this needs to get added ASAP. guy shoots his own revolver. epic failure. I fail at getting this to hot link  |
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Posted: 5/21/2009 8:17:50 PM EDT
[#35]
Originally Posted By sniper7:
http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=876408 this needs to get added ASAP. guy shoots his own revolver. epic failure.
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Posted: 5/21/2009 8:44:09 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By PooFire: sorry man, but you made arfcom news with this oneOriginally Posted By sniper7: http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=876408 this needs to get added ASAP. guy shoots his own revolver. epic failure.  |
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Posted: 5/21/2009 10:20:22 PM EDT
[#37]
Hielo's bathroom
Burgers from ground beef |
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Posted: 5/21/2009 10:32:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: gunrun78]
[#38]
In on none...........
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Posted: 5/21/2009 10:33:21 PM EDT
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Just thought of another one - when Kpel308's SO tried to bite his balls off.here
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Posted: 5/22/2009 12:13:31 AM EDT
[#40]
Wow, I just saw this thread.
Let me make this clear: no matter what pictures you may have seen, I am not gay.
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Posted: 5/22/2009 1:01:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: www-glock19-com]
[#41]
I searched but cannot remember the thread title
Who was the member working at a motel that shot a armed robber and posted the security camera footage on you tube? found the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sECV2MVYEWI |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 8:42:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: AeroE]
[#42]
Ressurect the thread about the new gun owner in pink crocs that shot the bad guy in his driveway.
ETA: Dowsing is a popular topic here. Unfortunately, the best threads are in the archive: Dowsing rods.. The Great Dowsing Rod Challenge, Part II The Great Dowsing Rod Challenge Can dowsing rods detect swine flu? |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 11:45:46 AM EDT
[#43]
Originally Posted By www-glock19-com:
I searched but cannot remember the thread title Who was the member working at a motel that shot a armed robber and posted the security camera footage on you tube? found the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sECV2MVYEWI I remember that video, always good to see. Didn't know he was a member here. |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 8:56:04 PM EDT
[#44]
I have a question what is JBT when in reference to cops? I don't think it is the John butler trio that is all my Googlefu turned up.
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Posted: 5/22/2009 8:58:26 PM EDT
[#45]
Originally Posted By E-Mag:
I have a question what is JBT when in reference to cops? I don't think it is the John butler trio that is all my Googlefu turned up. Jack Booted Thug. |
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Posted: 5/22/2009 9:01:24 PM EDT
[#46]
Thanks!
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Posted: 5/23/2009 9:36:07 AM EDT
[#47]
Muddydog's epic 80 page bigfoot thread was epically epic in its epicness
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Posted: 5/24/2009 2:45:02 PM EDT
[#48]
Thanks.
 Damn funny stuff I would of never found.
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Posted: 5/24/2009 3:09:06 PM EDT
[#49]
Originally Posted By doc_Zox:
Muddydog's epic 80 page bigfoot thread was epically epic in its epicness That's true. That thread changed my summer and the way I look at the woods.
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Posted: 5/24/2009 11:01:19 PM EDT
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