Posted: 4/3/2011 2:58:08 PM EDT
| Went to the store earlier today and picked up a few things including a bottle of red wine for chicken marsala tomorrow and a few sixers of Shinner for today while I grill skirt steak for tonights steak sammiches. Ive pretty much drank all the Shinner and am in no condition to drive and decided I need half this bottle of red wine but turns out I don't have a cork screw. How the hell do I open this thing? My drill is dead and I have a dry wall screw 1\4th into the cork waiting on it to charge more so I can yank it out with a pair of dykes. Is there an easier way? |
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Quoted: Back in my day we had screwdrivers.....Went to the store earlier today and picked up a few things including a bottle of red wine for chicken marsala tomorrow and a few sixers of Shinner for today while I grill skirt steak for tonights steak sammiches. Ive pretty much drank all the Shinner and am in no condition to drive and decided I need half this bottle of red wine but turns out I don't have a cork screw. How the hell do I open this thing? My drill is dead and I have a dry wall screw 1\4th into the cork waiting on it to charge more so I can yank it out with a pair of dykes. Is there an easier way? |
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Quoted: Quoted: Your drill is dead. Ok. Do you have a screwdriver? I bet you don't know how to drive a manual transmission either, do you? Is driving manual a sign of masculinity? yes, just like relying on muzzle loading, flint lock firearms for defense. technology and progress are for pussies  |
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Use a tree
No idea if it actually works, but whats the worst that could happen? 
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Quoted: Quoted: Your drill is dead. Ok. Do you have a screwdriver? I bet you don't know how to drive a manual transmission either, do you? Is driving manual a sign of masculinity? It's a sign of being able to drive when all of the automatic transmission vehicles around you are not working.  That post was mainly asking if he owns a screwdriver, which would help him get that drywall screw the rest of the way in. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Your drill is dead. Ok. Do you have a screwdriver? I bet you don't know how to drive a manual transmission either, do you? Is driving manual a sign of masculinity? yes, just like relying on muzzle loading, flint lock firearms for defense. technology and progress are for pussies |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Your drill is dead. Ok. Do you have a screwdriver? I bet you don't know how to drive a manual transmission either, do you? Is driving manual a sign of masculinity? yes, just like relying on muzzle loading, flint lock firearms for defense. technology and progress are for pussies sorry, i don't take my F150 to the track, so i don't think a manual would have any benefit for me (or the vast majority of drivers). i sit in traffic too much to have any desire for a conventionally clutched manual. i agree, for a select few applications a manual can be better, but the love affair with them is overstated. |
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Your drill is dead. Ok. Do you have a screwdriver? I bet you don't know how to drive a manual transmission either, do you? Is driving manual a sign of masculinity? yes, just like relying on muzzle loading, flint lock firearms for defense. technology and progress are for pussies Unless you're drag racing, then automatics have a distinct advantage. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Your drill is dead. Ok. Do you have a screwdriver? I bet you don't know how to drive a manual transmission either, do you? Is driving manual a sign of masculinity? yes, just like relying on muzzle loading, flint lock firearms for defense. technology and progress are for pussies Unless you're drag racing, then automatics have a distinct advantage. If you sit in traffic, then yes. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Your quality is obviously doubt regarding whine. You may want to check out the BOXES next time. They don't even have child proof locks. Follow the instructions on the side. Or use an ice pick ––- or a shiv ...to get more money to buy wine that's not complete shit. |
