[ARCHIVED THREAD] - ARFCOM Confessional (Page 1 of 6)
Posted: 7/7/2006 8:08:27 PM EDT
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OK, I really enjoyed the last confessional a few months ago. I felt much better after getting a few things off my chest. So lets do it again, and keep it related to AR15.com in some way possibly............... I'll start: I've tried and tried to be a "1911-guy", but I don't like them, in fact they are so low on my list cuz there are so many other great MODERN guns out there like Sigs, Glocks, 3rd Gen S&Ws and Berettas........................... Please forgive me 
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I'd love to forgive you, bro, but the law of JMB says that you must go to hell. Sorry 
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I pissed in the shampoo of a hardcore socialist. He was a suitemate. Though, he was an asshole, it maybe wasn't the best thing to do, either. I ruined this one girls total life. I asked her out, she then made a long hour speech about how non-attractice I am and that I am of a nuetral sex. She is now, from what I heard, an emotional wreak. I am schedualed for about 30 hours a week in my office. I do only about 20 hours worth of work. My paycheck his nice and fat, but 1/3 of it isn't fairly earned. But atleast I don't ditch work. I stay the whole allotment. I fed a pig some salami. I use to skim and launder my lunch money from elementry school to high school. I made a nice nest-egg. I cheated in high school stats and physics. I hated the classes and was never sure I had the right answers, so, I'd look often. |
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I'm selling a Sig and a Beretta and already sold a Kimber Ultra Carry because I like my Glock 19 so much. I have trash talked Glocks all my adult life, then I bought this darn thing and I love it. I still trash talk Glock though in fun. Though I still have a full size 1911 and will never get rid of it. |
 Add in Giada DeLaurentis and Sandra Lee, and there's plenty of good watchin'!Plus, Alton Brown has the best show on cable since MST3K. |
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At the deli I work at we sell potato balls. Which is either chicken or beef in a thick potato skin, deepfried. Had a muslim come in and ask about them. Told me he was muslim and wanted to make sure no "pig" was in them. I assured him, and then he had me clean a knife to make his sandwhich to be sure there would be no contamination. When he left I went in the back and checked the box the beef potato balls came in. "Contains Beef and Pork" Ooops. |
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Yeah,the 1911 design is SO out of date that all the top competitors use the 1911 for their competition guns and swat units along with special forces units use it. 
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Okay, are we clear now? Back to the confessions!
+1 RangemasterP226 has, through an unfortunate turn of events, excommunicated himself from the church of JMB so take it easy on him  
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And heres the kicker, JMB and I go to the same church.............. well, at least when he was alive. Oh and PS, I actually have 2 1911s in my safe I like them, just (cringe) like other things better (un-cringe)
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btw, I too have a Beretta 
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I think I have too many guns that I don't need. I'm so sorry, I have sinned. I am addicted to optics, HK, and ammo. I want ammo so much I don't want to shoot any until I have 30000 rounds in house. I have a love-hate relationship with guns I cannot afford. I feel soo violated! 
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First rule of firearms: "It is to be considered as always loaded". So you're covered there. That's a fine gun, so, again, you're covered This kind can only come out thru prayer and fasting (Mk 9:29) |
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Awwww Fuck. I'm gonna regret this... had a few too many Broken Halo IPA’s tonight but what the fuck here goes... I attended a Barry Manilo concert on my own free will. Of course I had a G27 in an ankle holster.....Like that was fucking needed at a BM concert.....Forgive me And, I’m selling an AR to finance a new canopy for my new Tacoma… |
Then I guess it would be bad to say that up until last year I even had some of their CD's still? 
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