Posted: 11/17/2009 9:16:16 PM EDT
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Holy fuck, people! This is a fucking multi-goddamned-million dollar fucking business, not some fucking excuse for you to fucking come in here and jerk off for eight motherfucking hours.
When I fucking ask for why fucking call volume spiked for fifteen fucking minutes, I expect some actual fucking data, and not "there is nothing to report." Especially when I have nine other goddamn sources, and TS1 fucking outage ticket telling me something completely fucking different. Then you have the fucking gall to get all fucking pissed off at me for getting pissed off at your shitty ass report, and don't fucking act that I don't have a fucking clue when I have six and a half goddamn years on the job, wrote your goddamned SOPs and fucking trained half of you. By the way, since I did train you dipshits, there should be no fucking excuse for you to be screwing up this fucking bad. My fucking department, the business, and your fucking job security depends on actual fucking answers and not bullshit that you fucking squeaked out of your ass. I don't care if you don't give a shit about your motherfucking entry level job and don't want to take it fucking seriously. My motherfucking job is not entry level, and neither are the ones belonging to the fucking IT Specialists, Business Analysts or Vice fucking Presidents that I report to. You'll get pretty fucking serious, too when you get fucking fired for giving me goddamn bullshit reports. Get a fucking clue, or go screw up people's orders at fucking McDonalds. |
