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10/17/2013 5:08:33 PM EDT
Does ANYONE in the world think that GIVING PERMISSION FOR THE .GOV TO ACCESS YOUR COMPUTERS AND ALL OF IT'S FILES, INCLUDING EMAILS, PICTURES, ETC. A GOOD IDEA?    I have 3 laptops in my home and 4 phones that use the same WiFi.  they become part of the government network?  NO MOTHERFUCKING WAY!!!seriously, anyone want to give permission for that?



Welcome,

Department of Justice - Standard Warning Banner



YOU ARE ACCESSING A U.S. GOVERNMENT INFORMATION SYSTEM, WHICH INCLUDES: (1) THIS COMPUTER, (2) THIS COMPUTER NETWORKING, (3) ALL COMPUTERS CONNECTED TO THIS NETWORK, AND (4) ALL DEVICES AND STORAGE MEDIA ATTACHED TO THIS NETWORK OR TO A COMPUTER ON THIS NETWORK. THIS INFORMATION SYSTEM IS PROVIDED FOR U.S. GOVERNMENT-AUTHORIZED USE ONLY.

UNAUTHORIZED OR IMPROPER USE OF THIS SYSTEM MAY RESULT IN DISCIPLINARY ACTION, AND CIVIL AND CRIMINAL PENALTIES.

BY USING THIS INFORMATION SYSTEM, YOU UNDERSTAND THE FOLLOWING:

YOU HAVE NO REASONABLE EXPECTATION OF PRIVACY REGARDING ANY COMMUNICATIONS TRANSMITTED THROUGH OR DATA STORED ON THIS INFORMATION SYSTEM. AT ANY TIME, THE GOVERNMENT MAY MONITOR, INTERCEPT, SEARCH AND/OR SEIZE DATA TRANSITING OR STORED ON THIS INFORMATION SYSTEM.

ANY COMMUNICATIONS TRANSMITTED THROUGH OR DATA STORED ON THIS INFORMATION SYSTEM MAY BE DISCLOSED OR USED FOR ANY U.S. GOVERNMENT-AUTHORIZED PURPOSE.

FOR FURTHER INFORMATION SEE THE DEPARTMENT ORDER ON USE AND MONITORING OF DEPARTMENT COMPUTERS AND COMPUTER SYSTEMS. (NIST 800-53)
10/17/2013 5:11:12 PM EDT
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I think they already access all that stuff anyway.
10/17/2013 5:11:19 PM EDT
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FBHO.

10/17/2013 5:11:49 PM EDT
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AHHHH!!! ALL CAPS!!!! AHHHH!!!
10/17/2013 5:12:01 PM EDT
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Hey, the NSA is always on the lookout for some new Russian tranny pron.
10/17/2013 5:13:01 PM EDT
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Old man they are talking about their network not yours.
10/17/2013 5:13:01 PM EDT
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Only if they get a warrant.  this gives permission for ALL DEVICES!!!!
10/17/2013 5:13:21 PM EDT
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FPNI
10/17/2013 5:14:18 PM EDT
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Read the whole disclaimer.

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10/17/2013 5:14:38 PM EDT
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This.

 
10/17/2013 5:15:16 PM EDT
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10/17/2013 5:15:57 PM EDT
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Standard goverment disclaimer.

If you spent time in the military, you would have seen something like it 1,000,000 times.


They mean their system, not yours. They don't care about your porn.
10/17/2013 5:16:02 PM EDT
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Is it just me or am I reading that different than the OP?



It sound like the gov is talking about it's computers, not yours.
10/17/2013 5:16:32 PM EDT
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Oh, wait, were you serious?

Right the NSA woould never!!!  .... Shit, nevermind!!
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Right the NSA woould never!!!  .... Shit, nevermind!!

10/17/2013 5:17:00 PM EDT
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When it says "this computer and the network it is on" it is talking about the computer the website is on. The webserver. Not your computer that you are using to view the website with.

 
10/17/2013 5:17:30 PM EDT
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Readin' be fo sucka's....
10/17/2013 5:18:05 PM EDT
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Never ever saw anything like that in the .mil..   Of course that was the 1980's
10/17/2013 5:18:53 PM EDT
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It is.


The exact same disclaimer you get when you sign onto ANY system in the .mil or .gov since AT LEAST the late 90s...
10/17/2013 5:19:55 PM EDT
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10/17/2013 5:22:24 PM EDT
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Please do so yourself.



The "This computer" means the server you are accessing remotely. "All devices and storage media attached to this network" means the storage that the server uses for serving web sites and data, and for storing uploaded data.



Another trolling fail. Try harder next time.



 
10/17/2013 5:23:37 PM EDT
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OK fella's ease up.   I am not exactly computer savvy, and I suppose I read to much into it.   I was  in the .mil in the early mid 80's.  I think I might have seen 1 or 2computers, cant really remember.  When it said THIS COMPUTER, I read, well, this computer.
10/17/2013 5:24:40 PM EDT
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OK fella's ease up.   I am not exactly computer savvy, and I suppose I read to much into it.   I was  in the .mil in the early mid 80's.  I think I might have seen 1 or 2computers, cant really remember.  When it said THIS COMPUTER, I read, well, this computer.
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OK fella's ease up.   I am not exactly computer savvy, and I suppose I read to much into it.   I was  in the .mil in the early mid 80's.  I think I might have seen 1 or 2computers, cant really remember.  When it said THIS COMPUTER, I read, well, this computer.


Understandable mistake.
10/17/2013 5:26:00 PM EDT
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Please do so yourself.

The "This computer" means the server you are accessing remotely. "All devices and storage media attached to this network" means the storage that the server uses for serving web sites and data, and for storing uploaded data.

Another trolling fail. Try harder next time.
 
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Read the whole disclaimer.

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Please do so yourself.

The "This computer" means the server you are accessing remotely. "All devices and storage media attached to this network" means the storage that the server uses for serving web sites and data, and for storing uploaded data.

Another trolling fail. Try harder next time.
 


I'm not trolling. I just don't understand. if they meant server(s) should have said so.  I didn't try to stir it up, I was actually serious.
10/17/2013 5:27:55 PM EDT
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OK fella's ease up.   I am not exactly computer savvy, and I suppose I read to much into it.   I was  in the .mil in the early mid 80's.  I think I might have seen 1 or 2computers, cant really remember.  When it said THIS COMPUTER, I read, well, this computer.
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OK fella's ease up.   I am not exactly computer savvy, and I suppose I read to much into it.   I was  in the .mil in the early mid 80's.  I think I might have seen 1 or 2computers, cant really remember.  When it said THIS COMPUTER, I read, well, this computer.


We're just bustin' your balls.
10/17/2013 5:37:49 PM EDT
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Yeah, they are discussing the hardware that hosts the site, not your actual computers.  Sorry broseph, you are not that important.
10/17/2013 5:43:16 PM EDT
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10/17/2013 5:43:46 PM EDT
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Yeah, they are discussing the hardware that hosts the site, not your actual computers.  Sorry broseph, you are not that important.
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Yeah, they are discussing the hardware that hosts the site, not your actual computers.  Sorry broseph, you are not that important.


Great! now I'm low speed, high drag and unimportant
10/17/2013 6:04:38 PM EDT
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The difference is they don't need a warrant if you give consent, and it is admissible in court.