Posted: 11/11/2009 5:21:28 AM EDT
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The dead geese lay crumpled on the ground. Nearby, dozens of injured geese were stunned by the attack. The pigs, chickens, goats, horses, turkeys, dogs, and other animals on the farm were shocked by the event.
The horse asked, “Who did this?” “A duck,” said the dog. “Oh, you can’t say that,” said the donkey. “It happened in the geese pen. It was an animal that was in with the geese. Maybe it was just a goose that was upset with the way the farm has been run.” “But, it looked like a duck,” said the turkey. “Racist!” said the donkey. The elephant stood nearby, nodding. “I saw it walk over from the side of the pen and begin attacking the geese that were gathered in the center,” said the goat. “It walked like a duck.” “Oh, no, don’t say that!” said the donkey. “Blaming ducks is wrong,” said the monkey, sitting at his typewriter. The elephant stood nearby, nodding. The pig spoke up. “I heard it quack.” “Racist!” yelled the donkey. “Racist!” yelled the monkey. The elephant stood nearby, nodding. In the pen, another duck just smiled. |
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as far as Im concerned, you just won the internet. 
Can I suggest modifications? Let's get rid of elephants and monkeys and add in rabbits and a sheepdog....the sheepdog's part should make sense...and OF COURSE you need to add....SHEEP!!! check this out. ************************************** A Fable... The dead geese lay crumpled on the ground. Nearby, dozens of injured geese were stunned by the attack. The pigs, chickens, goats, horses, turkeys, dogs, and other animals in the farm were shocked by the event. The horse asked, “Who did this?” “A duck,” said the dog. “Oh, you can’t say that,” said the donkey. “It happened in the geese pen. It was an animal that was in with the geese. Maybe it was just a goose that was upset with the way the farm has been run.” “But, it looked like a duck,” said the turkey. “Racist!” said the donkey. The rabbits stood nearby, nodding. “I saw it walk over from the side of the pen and begin attacking the geese that were gathered in the center,” said the goat. “It walked like a duck.” “Oh, no, don’t say that!” said the donkey. “Blaming ducks is wrong,” said the sheep, sitting at his typewriter. The rabbits stood nearby, nodding. The pig spoke up. “I heard it quack like a duck.” “Racist!” yelled the donkey. “Racist!” yelled the sheep. The rabbits stood nearby, nodding. In the pen, another duck just smiled. The sheepdog heard the entire conversation and decided, quietly, that it would never happen again. |
Yup, thats what we got going on here...
