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11/13/2008 12:04:25 AM EDT
So, what should be included in a Newbie FAQ, pinned to the top of a forum? For starters, I think that a link to the Universal Acronym List should be included.
11/13/2008 1:42:10 AM EDT
[#1]
The type of gun Al Pacino used in "Heat".

Who arock is and why he should be fucked.

how to "blade at 45 degrees"

how to "fo"

how to fix bayonets forward

how to disengage

the dinner pic rules

why 87 is universally accepted

how to flute your barrel with a dremel tool

why geese and furniture don't mix

which pump action shotguns produce the most intimidating sound when you chamber a round of birdshot






I'm sure there are many more, but here's a start.



11/13/2008 1:43:32 AM EDT
[#2]
Newbies should be coated in lard, then tossed into a pit with theredgoat...
11/13/2008 1:45:39 AM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
The type of gun Al Pacino used in "Heat".

Who arock is and why he should be fucked.

how to "blade at 45 degrees"

how to "fo"

how to fix bayonets forward

how to disengage

the dinner pic rules

why 87 is universally accepted

how to flute your barrel with a dremel tool

why geese and furniture don't mix

which pump action shotguns produce the most intimidating sound when you chamber a round of birdshot






I'm sure there are many more, but here's a start.










Will a motorcycle fall over on a treadmill?

Will a helecopter take off on a turntable...

What happens when you divide by zero?

Why are Glocks refered to as grenades?

11/13/2008 1:48:09 AM EDT
[#4]


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how to fix bayonets forward





Apparently I missed this one..



 
11/13/2008 1:50:48 AM EDT
[#5]
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Quoted:

how to fix bayonets forward


Apparently I missed this one..
 


it was great! I'll see if I can find it in the archive for you...

ETA:

http://archive.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=671028

11/13/2008 1:51:28 AM EDT
[#6]


Quoted:



Quoted:


Quoted:



how to fix bayonets forward





Apparently I missed this one..

 




it was great! I'll see if I can find it in the archive for you...





Thanks!



That wasn't the same can't see out the bun dude was it?



 
11/13/2008 1:53:54 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

how to fix bayonets forward


Apparently I missed this one..
 


it was great! I'll see if I can find it in the archive for you...


Thanks!

That wasn't the same can't see out the bun dude was it?
 


I missed something too.

See my post above for the bayonets link.

11/13/2008 1:59:56 AM EDT
[#8]
What's the story with 87?
11/13/2008 2:01:24 AM EDT
[#9]
Oh, I forgot "here toy go"!
11/13/2008 2:05:26 AM EDT
[#10]
Don't forget choosing sides in the eternal .45 vs 9mm argument.
11/13/2008 2:07:52 AM EDT
[#11]
Appropriate number of posts necessary for draw-down story.

MS Paint instructions.
11/13/2008 2:20:39 AM EDT
[#12]


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Oh, I forgot "here toy go"!
That's the "can't see out the bun"



Same thread.






 
11/13/2008 2:22:24 AM EDT
[#13]
I missed the blading at 45 degrees thing. Every time I see that I am like WTF?
11/13/2008 2:24:38 AM EDT
[#14]
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Oh, I forgot "here toy go"!
That's the "can't see out the bun"

Same thread.

 


It's been a while since I read that one.

And to address one of the posts above, IIRC it's 2,000 posts before your draw-down stories are considered "plausible".
11/13/2008 2:30:46 AM EDT
[#15]
Toss a brand new gun down the driveway to give it that Iraq look.



If you take a pic of a gun it must include your toes in the pic.



When looking at stuff on EE you must offer 800.00 less than the gun is worth.



If your scope is made in china GTFO of here.



You must post the video of the cop shooting himself in the foot with his 9mm



You must post a pic of BOTD in GD and then bitch because you cant get to BOTD where it was moved.



You need 87 dupes in order to be a full member



Post +1 to every post



You have to shoot an AK at 800 yards sub moa using irons to be elite



You are either for or against beans in Chili.



when you post pics they have to look like this  
11/13/2008 2:37:10 AM EDT
[#16]



Quoted:





Quoted:




Quoted:


Oh, I forgot "here toy go"!
That's the "can't see out the bun"





Same thread.







 






It's been a while since I read that one.









And to address one of the posts above, IIRC it's 2,000 posts before your draw-down stories are considered "plausible".
Thanks for the link.  I even posted in that thread, just didn't remember it I guess.





I had fun going back and reading the call for fire from Rockhard13F, FDC, and SkilletsUSMC





That was actually pretty interesting. I think they should do it again, the proper way...just because I had fun watching it.

 
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