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Link Posted: 3/4/2023 3:41:19 PM EDT
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Jacking it is about the only time I’m not depressed. Right after is another story :-/
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Lemme guess...."fuck, does this make me gay?"
Link Posted: 3/4/2023 3:44:20 PM EDT
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“Study warns”, “study proves”, and “study reveals”  are almost always followed by BS.

Flipping a coin is probably a better predictor of something.

Here’s a little red pill for you guys. Most studies will say anything the entity funding it wants. This is now being used by gov’t to launder their terrible ideas. Large and prestigious state universities will publish anything the gov’t wants so they can implement what they want with an appeal to authority (PhDs).
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Week 1 of Stats 101 we learned that almost all studies are bullshit because of what you said, but more appropriately they are improperly conducted.

Also interpretation of results tends to lead to jumping to conclusions that are not actually supported by their data.
Link Posted: 3/4/2023 3:45:45 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/4/2023 3:47:36 PM EDT
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What are your thoughts on sex ?
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A profoundly good thing that we shouldn't be replacing or degrading with masturbating.

Link Posted: 3/4/2023 4:11:31 PM EDT
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If that doesn't do the trick, I'll PM you the shower pics he sent me.  It's all I can think about now.
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Hi, Jamal. Not sure why you tagged me into a masturbation thread, but you'd better hope it doesn't make me think about you next time I rub one out.

If that doesn't do the trick, I'll PM you the shower pics he sent me.  It's all I can think about now.

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Link Posted: 3/4/2023 4:20:45 PM EDT
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A profoundly good thing that we shouldn't be replacing or degrading with masturbating.

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What are your thoughts on sex ?

A profoundly good thing that we shouldn't be replacing or degrading with masturbating.



I can't jerk off to this bullshit.
Link Posted: 3/4/2023 5:04:13 PM EDT
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Yeah, hook up with a woman and you'll never have anxiety or depression.
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Get a good woman and you wont have the desire to do that.


Yeah, hook up with a woman and you'll never have anxiety or depression.



Right over your head it went and by a long way
Link Posted: 3/4/2023 5:09:20 PM EDT
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If this isn’t a testimonial for NOFAP, I don’t know what is.
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I have fucked a fleshlight since I was 15.  I am 32.  I lost my virginity last Sunday.  She could not tell I was a virgin.

All the porn, all the masturbation with a pocket pussy, all the reading.. it all paid off.  I always thought I would have a natural talent for it and I was right.

I will say my desire to masturbate has decreased significantly, desire to watch porn even more so.  Haven't watched it after monday or tuesday, cept this morning a bit after reading this thread.


If this isn’t a testimonial for NOFAP, I don’t know what is.



That thread was a classic.
Link Posted: 3/4/2023 5:14:56 PM EDT
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I have fucked a fleshlight since I was 15.  I am 32.  I lost my virginity last Sunday.  She could not tell I was a virgin.

All the porn, all the masturbation with a pocket pussy, all the reading.. it all paid off.  I always thought I would have a natural talent for it and I was right.

I will say my desire to masturbate has decreased significantly, desire to watch porn even more so.  Haven't watched it after monday or tuesday, cept this morning a bit after reading this thread.
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I'd rather stop masturbating(as if) than stop surfing GD.
Link Posted: 3/4/2023 5:17:41 PM EDT
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Obesity too, it's good exercise.
Link Posted: 3/4/2023 5:37:08 PM EDT
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Nofap is the new gas stove.

How long before the media tells us nofap is the cause of "suddenly died".
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It contributes to Climax Change.
Link Posted: 3/4/2023 5:38:57 PM EDT
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I am having trouble fapping to this thread. I was expecting better pics
Link Posted: 3/4/2023 5:46:15 PM EDT
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I made stroganoff for supper because of this thread.
Link Posted: 3/4/2023 6:00:57 PM EDT
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If you mute it it's just normal porn.
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Link Posted: 3/4/2023 6:01:45 PM EDT
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I have fucked a fleshlight since I was 15.  I am 32.  I lost my virginity last Sunday.  She could not tell I was a virgin.

All the porn, all the masturbation with a pocket pussy, all the reading.. it all paid off.  I always thought I would have a natural talent for it and I was right.

I will say my desire to masturbate has decreased significantly, desire to watch porn even more so.  Haven't watched it after monday or tuesday, cept this morning a bit after reading this thread.
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Link Posted: 3/4/2023 6:02:13 PM EDT
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Hi, Jamal. Not sure why you tagged me into a masturbation thread, but you'd better hope it doesn't make me think about you next time I rub one out.
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Link Posted: 3/4/2023 6:03:11 PM EDT
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Masturbation is fine. The how and the why are the problems.

If you are doing that instead of real sex...problem.
If you are using porn, or require porn for it....problem.
If it interferes with your life...problem.

It says right in the article once a week is recommended, which is a good number because a few studies have shown that abstaining raises testosterone, until about the 7 day mark, then it drops off substantially.
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Link Posted: 3/4/2023 6:08:52 PM EDT
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Devo said it best in these lyrics that were cut from the original release....


When anxiety is around
You must whip it
If depression gets you down
You must whip it
Erectile dysfunction makes you frown
You must whip it

Now whip it
In a sock
Smack it up
Get straight
Go forward
Spurt ahead
Try to deflect it
to miss the rug
To whip it
Whip it good
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Sir, I am in awe of your lyrical mastery.
Link Posted: 3/4/2023 6:13:01 PM EDT
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Pfft....

When I don't have a romantic interest and/or not getting laid, I'm a bitch...

I've been bitchy for a long while...and playing a DJ doesn't cut it.

So, the study is crap...


Link Posted: 3/4/2023 6:16:37 PM EDT
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Pfft....

When I don't have a romantic interest and/or not getting laid, I'm a bitch...

I've been bitchy for a long while...and playing a DJ doesn't cut it.

So, the study is crap...


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your buddy have any tips for gettin' laid?
Link Posted: 3/4/2023 6:20:21 PM EDT
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 You could be like this guy with legendary status.  Had an escort every weekend for a year.  The story is mentioned about 1/3 way down the page.  Wouldn't recommend if you're married...

 Dating thread - 36k spent on call girls in one year
Link Posted: 3/4/2023 6:23:13 PM EDT
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your buddy have any tips for gettin' laid?
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Pfft....

When I don't have a romantic interest and/or not getting laid, I'm a bitch...

I've been bitchy for a long while...and playing a DJ doesn't cut it.

So, the study is crap...


your buddy have any tips for gettin' laid?


My buddy, proably like most GD thinks, that women can get laid anytime, anywhere....I'm tired of trying to explain to him that I'm not looking for fast food, I'm looking for a meal.
Link Posted: 3/4/2023 6:23:29 PM EDT
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all the GD leg humpers will live forever.
Link Posted: 3/4/2023 6:25:11 PM EDT
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Nah, porn addiction just fucks people up.

Quitting alcohol or drugs causes the same withdrawal symptoms.

Losing weight  by eating right and working out is also hard on you when you’re overweight for the first 6 months or so. It’s not about the next few months but the next few decades.

If you need porn to get off the problem is that you are watching pornography. If the women that you can get with disgust you or you see women as walking pussies, that’s probably due to pornography.

Stop porn. Get over the addiction. Get healthy. It might take a year or two but you will be better off.

I don’t believe that there’s any such thing as Incels or MGTOW. There’s just pornography addicts that aren’t being honest with themselves about their sexual degeneration and other bad habits.

Low testosterone? More like your jerking off to much and have a terrible diet.
Link Posted: 3/4/2023 6:25:13 PM EDT
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 You could be like this guy with legendary status.  Had an escort every weekend for a year.  The story is mentioned about 1/3 way down the page.  Wouldn't recommend if you're married...

 Dating thread - 36k spent on call girls in one year
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I know a guy who went on one of those sugar daddy sites and got a 1st generation Persian girl in college. She would come over every weekend and basically be his wife - cook for him, clean his house, he could schlong her whenever he wanted. I asked him what that set him back and he said about $2k a month. He also said that the stress and emotional cost was too high so he dumped her.
Link Posted: 3/4/2023 6:26:36 PM EDT
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I'll just stop when I need glasses.
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I'm up to 2.50 readers now.
Link Posted: 3/4/2023 6:26:47 PM EDT
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My buddy, proably like most GD thinks, that women can get laid anytime, anywhere....I'm tired of trying to explain to him that I'm not looking for fast food, I'm looking for a meal.
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your buddy know how to cook?
Link Posted: 3/4/2023 6:27:15 PM EDT
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I know a guy who went on one of those sugar daddy sites and got a 1st generation Persian girl in college. She would come over every weekend and basically be his wife - cook for him, clean his house, he could schlong her whenever he wanted. I asked him what that set him back and he said about $2k a month. He also said that the stress and emotional cost was too high so he dumped her.
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Link Posted: 3/4/2023 6:30:58 PM EDT
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No worries here.
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Link Posted: 3/4/2023 8:24:59 PM EDT
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Pfft....

When I don't have a romantic interest and/or not getting laid, I'm a bitch...

I've been bitchy for a long while...and playing a DJ doesn't cut it.

So, the study is crap...


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A/S/L?
Link Posted: 3/4/2023 8:28:38 PM EDT
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Supposed to ward off prostate cancer too.
Link Posted: 3/4/2023 9:03:11 PM EDT
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I know a guy who went on one of those sugar daddy sites and got a 1st generation Persian girl in college. She would come over every weekend and basically be his wife - cook for him, clean his house, he could schlong her whenever he wanted. I asked him what that set him back and he said about $2k a month. He also said that the stress and emotional cost was too high so he dumped her.
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With the economy grinding to a halt....that price should get a little lower this year.
Link Posted: 3/4/2023 10:34:56 PM EDT
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With the economy grinding to a halt....that price should get a little lower this year.
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Link Posted: 3/4/2023 10:37:51 PM EDT
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And they said you won't get covid if you get vaccinated
Link Posted: 3/4/2023 10:44:23 PM EDT
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I'll simply offer that location really makes or breaks the study's conclusion.
Link Posted: 3/4/2023 10:48:47 PM EDT
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I’d have prostate cancer by the end of the month.
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I know a guy who went on one of those sugar daddy sites and got a 1st generation Persian girl in college. She would come over every weekend and basically be his wife - cook for him, clean his house, he could schlong her whenever he wanted. I asked him what that set him back and he said about $2k a month. He also said that the stress and emotional cost was too high so he dumped her.
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Sounds like a nice arrangement to me
Link Posted: 3/4/2023 11:56:31 PM EDT
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Read the actual article. It’s BS. Abstinence didn’t make men feel bad, they said they felt bad when they FAILED.
I work with men who quit masturbation/porn. It takes more than a month for your body to adapt and your brain to heal. Men saying they quit for a month and it sucked are right. That month is like rehab. It does suck. But month 2 sucks less. Month 3 is great. Beyond that is amazing. Amazing for your relationship, your libido, your performance, and your mental health.

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Link Posted: 3/5/2023 12:00:02 AM EDT
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The nofap crowd tends to be religious nutjobs that have plenty of issues anyway.
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