Posted: 12/4/2013 11:51:53 AM EDT
| Why do guys short dick the urinal so much? I can't stand having to stand in someone's piss to use it. |
| I'm 6' tall and most urinals are installed so high up on the wall it's impossible to piss without splashing the front of your pants. So I'm going to leave enough space so that doesn't happen. I'd rather not have my piss mingle with the last 100 people's piss and then bounce back onto my clothes. Those places with floor level urinals have it right. |
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Of course, I'm no heathen, but I have to walk on the carpet when I get home, and I hate to think about where the soles of my shoes have been. Quoted:
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You're wearing shoes, right? Of course, I'm no heathen, but I have to walk on the carpet when I get home, and I hate to think about where the soles of my shoes have been. No you don't. Take off your shoes before you walk on the carpet, you heathen.
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