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8/17/2010 4:51:13 AM EDT
Well, one day last week the damn time jumps ahead by itself.

This morning it does something different.

I keep it set for 5:45. This morning I woke up naturally, glanced at the clock, 5:55.

After a quick look over I found the damn switch was turned off.

I have no kids or roommates that could mess with it.

So what could it be this time?

Aliens?

A ghost?

8/17/2010 4:53:48 AM EDT
[#1]
The clock is conspiring against you. Execution by firing squad in witness of your new clock is the only appropriate action. Film and post links to youtube.
8/17/2010 4:55:46 AM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
The clock is conspiring against you. Execution by firing squad in witness of your new clock is the only appropriate action. Film and post links to youtube.


You guys come up with some funny shit
8/17/2010 4:56:09 AM EDT
[#3]
1.  You never set it in the first place
2.  You sleep walk and turn it off in your sleep.
8/17/2010 4:57:39 AM EDT
[#4]
Obviously, you will suffer a anal raping by some form of ghost/spirit in the near future.
8/17/2010 4:58:00 AM EDT
[#5]



Quoted:


Well, one day last week the damn time jumps ahead by itself.



This morning it does something different.



I keep it set for 5:45. This morning I woke up naturally, glanced at the clock, 5:55.



After a quick look over I found the damn switch was turned off.



I have no kids or roommates that could mess with it.



So what could it be this time?



Aliens?



A ghost?






You did it.





 
8/17/2010 4:59:54 AM EDT
[#6]
Go out and buy a new damn alarm clock! Oh and how does your butt feel?
8/17/2010 5:02:00 AM EDT
[#7]





8/17/2010 5:04:57 AM EDT
[#8]
You were in mid stroke in the middle of a dream and turned it off because you didn't want it to wake you up as you boned Megan Fox.



You turned it off in your sleep. Move it across the room... or get one of those alarm clocks that goes off and rolls across the room that you have to chase down to turn off because it gets louder every minute.
8/17/2010 5:05:00 AM EDT
[#9]



Quoted:


The clock is conspiring against you. Execution by firing squad in witness of your new clock is the only appropriate action. Film and post links to youtube.






QFT.



 
8/17/2010 5:07:35 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
1.  You never set it in the first place
2.  You sleep walk and turn it off in your sleep.


#2 Is kinda what I'm thinking. I was fumbling with it in my sleep. Weird that I'd just start doing that now though.
8/17/2010 5:09:21 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Quoted:
1.  You never set it in the first place
2.  You sleep walk and turn it off in your sleep.


#2 Is kinda what I'm thinking. I was fumbling with it in my sleep. Weird that I'd just start doing that now though.


glue a mousetrap to the bottom. negative conditioning for the win!
8/17/2010 5:35:56 AM EDT
[#12]



Quoted:


You were in mid stroke in the middle of a dream and turned it off because you didn't want it to wake you up as you boned Megan Fox.
You turned it off in your sleep. Move it across the room... or get one of those alarm clocks that goes off and rolls across the room that you have to chase down to turn off because it gets louder every minute.


Or get one of these and set it up across the room:



http://www.japantrendshop.com/gun-oclock-shooting-alarm-clock-p-385.html







 
8/17/2010 5:54:40 AM EDT
[#13]

8/17/2010 5:58:41 AM EDT
[#14]
That happens to me all the time.  You're not getting enough sleep and shutting it off yourself.  When the time jumped, you probably set it yourself.

Set 2 alarms.
8/17/2010 10:41:54 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:

Quoted:
You were in mid stroke in the middle of a dream and turned it off because you didn't want it to wake you up as you boned Megan Fox.



You turned it off in your sleep. Move it across the room... or get one of those alarm clocks that goes off and rolls across the room that you have to chase down to turn off because it gets louder every minute.

Or get one of these and set it up across the room:

http://www.japantrendshop.com/gun-oclock-shooting-alarm-clock-p-385.html

http://www.japantrendshop.com/pictures/gun-oclock-alarm-clock-1.jpg
 




That could turn out badly for someone who sleeps with a real pistol.
8/17/2010 10:43:02 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Well, one day last week the damn time jumps ahead by itself.

This morning it does something different.

I keep it set for 5:45. This morning I woke up naturally, glanced at the clock, 5:55.

After a quick look over I found the damn switch was turned off.

I have no kids or roommates that could mess with it.

So what could it be this time?

Aliens?

A ghost?




I dunno, but $3 will get you a brand new one without any ghosts.